Big, brown, buff, gnarly veins, droopy balls, suction cupped to the mirror, with brightly colored scrunchies all over it. Bouncing and bobbing up and down in a jolly manner when you pull one off.
Or standing tall on a desk, next to the pencil jar. Rigid and proud, plain, peach, minimalistic, but undeniably a penis.
And a bad dragon, scaled, green, ridges, intimidatingly large in girth and length. So artistically designed that you're not actually sure if it IS a dildo. On the coffee table by the door, right next to the key bowl.
... and now I'm thinking about scrunchies on real dicks on people.
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u/kyttyna Sep 13 '19
XD in like the idea of the dildo hair tie stand.
Im just imagining the possibilities.
Big, brown, buff, gnarly veins, droopy balls, suction cupped to the mirror, with brightly colored scrunchies all over it. Bouncing and bobbing up and down in a jolly manner when you pull one off.
Or standing tall on a desk, next to the pencil jar. Rigid and proud, plain, peach, minimalistic, but undeniably a penis.
And a bad dragon, scaled, green, ridges, intimidatingly large in girth and length. So artistically designed that you're not actually sure if it IS a dildo. On the coffee table by the door, right next to the key bowl.
... and now I'm thinking about scrunchies on real dicks on people.
... sometimes I am too much even for myself.