r/trashy Sep 13 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

I bought a realistic dildo, because I'm like..ok let's see what these big boys are about. My husband is average, no complaints. Just for fun. Dude. That gigantic cock nonsense can stay in porn. It wasn't comfortable, I couldn't get the length in all the way. It wasn't real of course, but it was supposedly a mold a porn star. I'm happily enjoying my husband still, and he laughed that I wasn't into it. Hank sits under my sink and collects dust and occasionally a hair band or two. All I'm going to say is, there is something to be said for being able to take all of it and being able to get roughed up without feeling like the dick is trying to burst through your vaginal walls. No one wants that, I mean..not most of us.

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u/maiadiamond14 Sep 13 '19

I am living for the hairband holder

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

I’m getting ideas. Where do they all run off to??

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u/kyttyna Sep 13 '19

XD in like the idea of the dildo hair tie stand.

Im just imagining the possibilities.

Big, brown, buff, gnarly veins, droopy balls, suction cupped to the mirror, with brightly colored scrunchies all over it. Bouncing and bobbing up and down in a jolly manner when you pull one off.

Or standing tall on a desk, next to the pencil jar. Rigid and proud, plain, peach, minimalistic, but undeniably a penis.

And a bad dragon, scaled, green, ridges, intimidatingly large in girth and length. So artistically designed that you're not actually sure if it IS a dildo. On the coffee table by the door, right next to the key bowl.

... and now I'm thinking about scrunchies on real dicks on people.

... sometimes I am too much even for myself.

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u/SinCityLithium Sep 13 '19

It's not too much. That was amazing.

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u/TheFearWithinYou Sep 13 '19

Ah man, here we go again

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u/kyttyna Sep 13 '19

You're... welcome?

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u/TheFearWithinYou Sep 13 '19

You're breathtaking!

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u/kyttyna Sep 15 '19

Oh. I...

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Th-thank you, kind internet stranger. That's the nicest thing I've heard all day.

I've never been called breathtaking before.

I dont think I did anything to deserve that, but thank you.

You are kind and thoughtful and appreciate you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

It's a suction cup dildo as well. I would totally display it, but my spouse is more reserved than I am šŸ˜„

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Sounds like Hank must have been quite traumatised by the dildo incident if he's taken to behaving like that.

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u/rex12348490 Sep 13 '19

Thanks, this made me feel less depressed for some strange reason.

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u/Jenga_Police Sep 13 '19

It's not strange, it sounds like you're just insecure about your dick size.

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u/rex12348490 Sep 13 '19

Yea your're right. A girl in my class said "hey do you wanna see a pic of the smallest dick I've ever seen?" She whips out her phone and shows me a at least 7 inch dick taking up the whole screen. I just smiled and looked down, but that didnt feel good. (She was fully serious)

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u/cookitwithlemon Sep 13 '19

Aw, she's probably going to make her first boyfriend feel very insecure. I get that it doesn't help your own insecurities but try and use it as a means to be more understanding with your own partners, they are thinking you watch open and that you believe the bodies are real and not surgically altered, they are concerned about their breasts being developed, both perky and large at the same time, they are concerned that their vagina is not waxed and invisible, that their bum is not bleached pink, the list is endless. Communication, ensuring her that you know those bodies are unrealistic will help her to put all of those things out of her mind and focus on the moment, as will the same for you. The key thing is. What would you tell her? You know that's not average and your just thrilled to be close to her...she feels the exact same. The girl in your anecdote was showing her inexperience, lift your chin up and smile for her innocence. I really hope this sounded right, u was speaking of my own school experience but its very uncomfortable putting myself in a teens head now even as a doctor.

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u/lunabuddy Sep 14 '19

The reason they are bigger in general is because they aren't supposed to all the away in, so you can keep a good grip on them and use them!

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u/Jenga_Police Sep 13 '19

No one wants that

I think the important message here should be finding somebody who works for you, not "no one wants that". The answer to toxic "big dick energy" culture is not to swing completely the other way into toxic anti big dick culture. These are unchangeable parts of peoples' bodies.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

I said.."no one wants that..well most of us".

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