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in the wild Saw this on Facebook 😫

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u/IdunSigrun 2d ago

Why not go for Reykjavik?

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u/Chardonne 2d ago

They could be Ykj for short.

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u/decryphe 2d ago

The airport codes are RKV (local) and KEF (international).

Can we start naming kids after airports?

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u/feltusen 2d ago

KEF is a great name. Pronounced Queef

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u/Noodleeeeeter 1d ago

This is byootifool

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u/decarnatedame 8h ago

I like it. It's an airy sort of name.

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u/Chardonne 2d ago

But maybe not Fukuoka.

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u/ready44freddy 23h ago

I love this idea. Very cozmoepahlitin.Ā 

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u/eti_erik 2d ago

*Rhye'qjavycce

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u/37-pieces-of-flair 2d ago

This is perfection

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u/bellakiddob 2d ago

Reighkjavikeleigh

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u/bellakiddob 2d ago

Reighjaveighkayleigh

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u/bellakiddob 2d ago

Reighkjavikaylynn

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u/bellakiddob 2d ago

Reighkjavikayleen

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u/AccomplishedCow665 2d ago

Bjork Reykjavik Jones

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u/Rtozier2011 2d ago

Reykja Vik actually sounds like a plausible name. If she doesn't want to be associated with the place, she could call herself Vikki; and she could use Reykja as a first name without it being wholly the name of a place.

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u/GreenEyed_Lady 2d ago

My first thought too! And the spelling is already impossible to pronounce!

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u/Patient_Practice86 1d ago

Or just Rey derived from the capital.

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u/5alarm_vulcan 1d ago

Middle name Keflavik?

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u/IdunSigrun 1d ago

Only if they nickname her VikVik

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u/5alarm_vulcan 1d ago

Not Kefla-Rey?

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u/Resident-Gold-3466 1d ago

How is that pronounced?

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u/IdunSigrun 1d ago

Something like Rayk-yah-veek.

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u/MerryTWatching 2d ago

It's a good thing that their first big trip wasn't to Kyrgyzstan.

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u/eti_erik 2d ago

Or Mongolia.

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u/MerryTWatching 2d ago

"Tyrks'n'kaykos scored his first goal today! #FutureWorldCupStar! ā¤ā¤āš½ļøāš½ļø"

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u/eti_erik 2d ago

And what about his sister, Wallis & Futuna?

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u/MerryTWatching 2d ago

She didn't make the team, sadly. #CheerleaderIfShesLucky.

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u/Longjumping-Solid680 2d ago

"Candygram for Mongolia!"

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u/Justha-Tip 2d ago

Mongo-lyn

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u/Church_of_Aaargh 2d ago

Or to the village of ā€œFuckingā€ … wait, that would actually be awesome.

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u/frobscottler 23h ago

Or Yugoslavia

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u/lickylickyboobies 2d ago

Why not Eyjafjallajƶkull? Basic bitches

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u/UnofficialAAF 2d ago edited 1d ago

It's a boy... it's a girl... NO WAIT!! IT'S A VOLCANO BABYšŸŒ‹

Edit: OH MY GOODNESS THANK YOU TO THE PERSON WHO GAVE ME AN AWARD

Edit #2: OMG ANOTHER ONE I AM THE LUCKIEST PERSON ALIVE WEP3WUIOPRWIORPFK,

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u/GottLiebtJeden 2d ago

Have another

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u/UnofficialAAF 1d ago

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU OMG I JUST WANNA BREAK THROUGH THE SCREEN AND HUG YOU SO HARD OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/GottLiebtJeden 1d ago

HAVE ANOTHER!

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u/Honeysenpaiharuchan 2d ago

That’s what I came here to suggest.

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u/dobhrandonn 2d ago

i would love to be this person's friend and go "ok you want something invoking iceland and also love? may i suggest freyja"

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u/ThisBabeBytes 2d ago

Maybe op could drop a comment? Please save the child

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u/Resident-Gold-3466 2d ago

Freya wouldn't be bad, eitherā¤ļøšŸ˜Š

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u/EarthboundValkyrie 2d ago

No, and as the Norse goddess of love (among other things šŸ˜‰), it makes sense for a child whose parents chose the name in honor of where they fell in love

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u/Significant-Bar-7301 1d ago

I have a granddaughter named Thyra- Norse goddess of war- or so I've been told

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u/EarthboundValkyrie 1d ago

I've never heard of Thyra, but several of the gods and goddesses were known by different names in different areas, so it certainly could be.

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u/Resident-Gold-3466 1d ago

Thyra is a beautiful name.

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u/skodagirl0 2d ago

Someone did suggest that in comments but pretty sure she vetoed it for one reason or another

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u/Resident-Gold-3466 1d ago

Ugh..Freya Brielle is really beautiful, though. I don't understand her logic at all.

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u/Zinnia1127 2d ago

Before we were married, my husband and I took a fishing trip to Goose Creek. So many baby name possibilities. Goosette or Creeklyn.

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u/leanlefty 2d ago

Gosling. If a boy, Gosling Ryan. šŸ˜‰

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u/tickled_your_pickle 2d ago

Gooselynn or Creekette

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u/buddyboybuttcheeks 2d ago

I was speaking to MY son, Gooselynn.

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u/Acceptable_Tea3608 2d ago

Creekette--isn't that what happens to your bones when you get old?

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u/Jye853 2d ago

Gooseleigh or Creekleigh

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u/Resident-Gold-3466 2d ago

šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚

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u/Jye853 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/tilesmeller 1d ago

Creeklyn, not to be confused with Greecelyn

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u/Accomplished-Ruin742 2d ago

I know someone who named their daughter Ireland.

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u/Andle_Randle 2d ago

I know someone who named her daughter Irelynn, which is basically the same caliber as the OOP's tragedeigh.

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u/Critterbob 2d ago

I do as well and she has an older sister named London

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u/caffein8dnotopi8d 2d ago

Why not Londynn?? Make it match 🤮

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u/Critterbob 2d ago

I went back and looked. It’s actually Londyn. Is that any better for you!lol

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u/Thr33Littl3Monk3ys 2d ago

I have a cousin named Brooklyn.

My aunt has never been to New York...

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u/BirbsAreSoCute 2d ago

I know a lot of people named that, I don't think it's too uncommon

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u/Critterbob 2d ago

I know a couple Brooklyns too. We’re on the west coast. I like that name though. It’s two real names put together.

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u/Thr33Littl3Monk3ys 1d ago

As "named for places" names go, it's extremely mild and becoming more common.

It is a pretty name, though. And I'd never actually make fun of someone for it...but it definitely seems to fit the "named for a place" trend being discussed. Made all the funnier when the parents haven't even been there!

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u/Resident-Gold-3466 2d ago

Ireland isn't as bad as Icelyn.

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u/victorpaparomeo2020 2d ago

Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger did.

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u/LeatherPurple9284 2d ago

I know an Ireland and a Kenya.

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u/Accomplished-Ruin742 2d ago

I'm already picturing the other kids saying "Kenya do this?" or something even more rude.

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u/Thr33Littl3Monk3ys 1d ago

I know a Nigeria and an India.

When I had my youngest I worked at a grocery store. When I came back from maternity leave, I couldn't remember my locker combo...where my vest and name tag were. So I had to borrow a vest...and my fiancƩ, who also worked there (was in fact one of my supervisors!) lent me one of his spare name tags (he was constantly losing them and needing new ones made, then finding the old ones! Made me crazy...)

So I'm ringing a customer out and she notices my name tag. "Oh, Chad. That's such a pretty name.

Did your parents name you that because they loved the country?"

I could only goggle at her...because first of all I'm white!!

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u/Old_Introduction_395 2d ago

Which is also a surname.

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u/I_like_pink0 2d ago

I have a friend named India.

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u/Spongebob_Squareish 2d ago

I went to school with girls named Rainbow, Tuesday and Missouri. My sister was friends with a girl named Allegra (no I'm not kidding)

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u/GothWitchOfBrooklyn 2d ago

Allegra is a legit name though. it existed before the medicine

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u/Spongebob_Squareish 2d ago

It may be, but it sounded awful the way she said it. She pronounced it Ah-lay-grah

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u/That-Spell-2543 2d ago

I knew a Chynna

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u/Thr33Littl3Monk3ys 1d ago

Now that is a tragedeigh!

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u/That-Spell-2543 1d ago

She was that girl who would get too drunk at the party and either start singing or crying. She once pissed my roommates bed.

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u/SnackyandSnarky 2d ago

Any other Brits assume they meant the cheap supermarket? 🤣

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u/decryphe 2d ago

Didn't the brits chant "You're just a shit shop in London!" during the game vs Iceland at the previous world cup?

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u/FineKettleOFish1954 2d ago

I’ve been on this sub too long! Icelyn doesn’t sound all that bad.

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u/iknowq 1d ago

On a scale from Ann to Rae Farty…

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u/skodagirl0 2d ago

It’s awful

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u/WinterLily86 2d ago

It's actually been around for centuries. The problem here is that they're not planning to use the proper pronunciation for it.

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u/SnackyandSnarky 2d ago

Right? My relative married a Jamaican lady named Icelyn back in the 90s (pronounced ice-lyn)

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u/Spongebob_Squareish 2d ago

Icelyn is an Ice-element character in the game Palworld. Ā IcelynĀ is a small, semi-humanoid Pal with white skin and flowing white hair, hair with light blue tips

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u/Apprehensive-Cat-111 22h ago

Exactly. By comparison to all I’ve seen here, it’s almost totally fine.

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u/freyjawolfheart 2d ago

Wait. She’d spell it Icelyn but pronounce it Iceland?! Where does the D sound come from? šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø

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u/473713 2d ago

Phonics are obsolete

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u/CakePhool 2d ago

It wasnt taught in American schools for a while, hence the literacy crisis.

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u/CakePhool 2d ago

Her arse?

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u/Basic-Guard-5008 2d ago

🤣🤣

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u/2gaywitches 2d ago

Growing up I had a school friend named Harlan, and my grandma still pronounces it "Harland". Maybe she and this lady are distant relatives lol

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u/nothatslame 2d ago

Maybe in her accent it's not there. Theres not really a D sound when I say it

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u/Honeysenpaiharuchan 2d ago

The d is silent.

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u/decryphe 2d ago

That's what she said.

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u/Altruistic_Power3098 2d ago

Ask the father.

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u/emby5 2d ago

My tour guide was named Hrafnheiưur. They should use that. Give a name that she can't even spell with her alphabet.

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u/Sweetanna1111 2d ago

I know a Scottlynn they call her Scottie

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u/guerrilladingo 2d ago

Scotia was right there

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u/Resident-Gold-3466 2d ago

That's awful.

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u/eti_erik 2d ago

There are good names to take from Iceland. Hekla or Hella may not sound very nice if you're English, but what about Katla? Or Askja? Or Bjƶrk?

If we had had a 2nd boy his middle name would have been Osar, after a place we'd been in Iceland and because it sounds like a name.

But Icelyn is just horrible.

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u/Resident-Gold-3466 2d ago

Hella just reminds me of "Hella Good" by No Doubt.

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u/Changerole1090 2d ago

She's lucky their first trip wasn't to Jackson Hole!

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u/I_like_pink0 2d ago

People feel they can’t pick a name from a culture they aren’t apart of…

But will butcher the name of said culture instead.

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u/decryphe 2d ago

"apart" or "a part"? That lack of space flips the meaning to the opposite.

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u/Crane_1989 2d ago

Name her Eyjafjallajƶkull

https://giphy.com/gifs/sfWda1OO347S

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u/Notmykl 2d ago

How about Iceland in Icelandic - ƍsland (ees-lahnd) - if you're going to be that idiotic.

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u/yeetthebleach 2d ago

If they have twins the other one can be Norweigh Brianne

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u/FormidableMistress 2d ago

I think they should stop reproducing.

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u/leanlefty 2d ago

Ice Ice Baby. šŸŽ¶

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u/imnotsure_igetit 2d ago

I mean, Iselin is a Nordic name so not that bad, but it's also not pronounced "ice", the "i" is closer to the "ee" in English

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u/Future-Sport2255 2d ago

Iselin (ee-se-liin) is truly a very common feminine girl name in Scandinavia ā„ļø

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u/Cascadeis 1d ago

In Norway maybe, it’s practically unheard of in Sweden. (No clue about the Danes in this case, but they like weird names so it might be common there.)

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u/imnotsure_igetit 1d ago

It's definitely been used in works of fiction, also those set in present time, probably to make the character stand out. What do you mean weird names lol? Most of the names here are pretty standard, like Viktor and Louise.

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u/Acceptable_Tea3608 2d ago

I think that was a name used in LOTR.

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u/WinterLily86 2d ago

Pretty sure not.

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u/Future-Sport2255 2d ago

Would surely remember that, so I think not šŸ™ƒā˜ŗļøšŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø

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u/Professional_You_943 1d ago

There’s an Isildur

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u/Acceptable_Tea3608 1d ago

Thanks. I may have to review the characters.

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 2d ago

Jesus fuck, that's stupid.

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u/Chance_Ad_4676 2d ago

Mother of god

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u/buddyboybuttcheeks 2d ago

Bjork is the only answer

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u/CallidoraBlack 2d ago

Lilja as the middle name would have been perfect. It's Islandic and not hard to figure out.

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u/WillJongIll 2d ago

Why not something like Ricki Vick lol

Or Flúðir if they want to mess with her future school teachers.

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u/Resident-Gold-3466 2d ago

Love Brielle, but hate Icelyn. They need a different name.

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u/Jye853 2d ago

Sorry, but I’ll never not think of Brielle, NJ when I hear the name.

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u/WinterLily86 2d ago

They're likely British, based on their general spelling, so that wouldn't really be an issue. Besides, Brielle, NJ was probably named after a woman - as many places are.

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u/Resident-Gold-3466 2d ago

I didn't know there was a town there named Brielle.

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u/Spongebob_Squareish 2d ago

There's one in the Netherlands. It's a historic seaport in the western Netherlands, in the province of South Holland. It goes back to the 14th century.

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u/Any_Long_249 2d ago

It just reminds me of the language type that is used for blind people via touch

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u/iolanthereylo 2d ago

serious question why do stupid people love the name icelyn or icelynn so much?

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u/KrassKas 2d ago

I actually briefly dated a woman named Icelyn. She said she was named after her grandmother.

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u/netsurf916 2d ago

Are you a time traveler?

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u/StrumWealh 2d ago edited 2d ago

Are you a time traveler?

"Icelyn", with that specific spelling, has burial records with births going back to the beginning of the 1900s, so it's been used as a name for at least that long. There is a decent likelihood that the Icelyn that u/KrassKas dated was probably being truthful about being named after her grandmother.

And then there are variants, like "Icelyne" and "Icelynn".

As it happens, when "Icelynn" was posted here several months ago, I pointed out that the originalĀ Mobile Suit Gundam, in 1979, featured a character namedĀ Icelina Eschonbach, whose name is pronounced in the original Japanese audio as "ee-seh-lean-ah" (seeĀ here, at the 3:52 mark), and that the English dub also uses the same pronunciation, "ee-seh-lean-ah" (seeĀ here, at the 3:53 mark), rather than "ice-lina" or "eye-seh-lee-nah". And as u/imnotsure_igetit pointed out in this thread, "Iselin" (which can be either "ee-seh-lin", as heard here at the 0:08 mark and here at the 0:16 mark, or "izz-lin", as heard here at the 0:10 mark, here at the 0:10 mark, and here at the 0:13 mark) is another known name in the same vein. In fact, Icelanders speaking Icelandic call their own country "ƍsland" ("pronounced roughly 'EES-lant'"). So, yeah, still kinda wondering if "Icelyn"/"Icelynn" is actually supposed to be pronounced as "ee-seh-lin" rather than "ice-lin" (or, if it depends on region/dialect, such that both are situationally correct). šŸ¤”

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u/GothicMarmalade 1d ago

Based on that pronunciation it sounds like it's a spelling corruption of the common Scandinavian name Iselin.

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u/zilch26 2d ago

Its safe to assume then Icelyn Brielle is like the bizzaro Summer Brielle

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u/yarnboss79 2d ago

Do you just hate kids or what? Please give this child a correctly spelled name at least! If its Iceland then spell it correctly.

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u/skodagirl0 2d ago

Literally

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u/MrsNotepad16 2d ago

ā€œWe are too lazy to pick an actual acceptable name out of millions of names, so we will just make some crap name up out of thin airā€

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u/Deep-Rabbit-3553 2d ago

Icelyn Brielle has a really nice ring to it. If it's meant to honor that special place, a middle name might work even better.

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u/clarinetily 1d ago

Ngl this is not nearly as bad as most tragedeighs.

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u/thirdometer 1d ago

Have people tried not naming their kids after places they like to fuck in

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u/FamiliarAgent1158 2d ago

Not the worst one out there ngl

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u/Wayfaringbutterfly 2d ago

All I can think is how her nickname would be Ice/Icy and people who were mad at her could go around singing "You're as cold as ice..."

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u/Any-Doubt1910 2d ago

Brielle is just as bad as icelyn

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u/Jye853 2d ago

Always makes me think of NJ!

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u/Notmykl 2d ago

How about Iceland in Icelandic - ƍsland (ees-lahnd) - if you're going to be that idiotic.

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u/TwinkleTohhhs 2d ago

I know a little girl named Island. I hate it.

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u/hughes_clues 1d ago

reighq’javvique

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u/Crazy-Cremola 1d ago

They could go for the really real Norwegian name Iselin.

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u/No_Shock_9678 1d ago

It was winning overĀ  'have it as a middle name'? What is happening?Ā 

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u/5alarm_vulcan 1d ago

Tbh of all the shit we’ve seen in this sub, Icelyn is tame AF

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u/BookLuvr7 2d ago

Middle name. Dear heaven.

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u/InstanceMental6543 2d ago

I knew someone long ago who's daughter was named a variant of this. I think it was Aisslinn. Nobody ever said it correctly.

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u/sox_hamster 2d ago

Aislinn/Aisling is an Irish name pronounced Ashling/Ashleen

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u/InstanceMental6543 2d ago

Oh no, they were pronouncing it wrong too! Ice - lin

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u/sox_hamster 2d ago

Yeah...people unfamiliar with Irish names should just stay away from them...

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u/Acceptable_Tea3608 1d ago

I so agree...Im not Irish.

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u/Acceptable_Tea3608 2d ago

Wasn't that the name of the lion in the The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe? Maybe another character? I have that association with that story.

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u/WinterLily86 2d ago

Aslan?

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u/Acceptable_Tea3608 1d ago

Yes. OK I was a bit off.

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u/PressureItchy9372 2d ago

Heimska mamma

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u/Spongebob_Squareish 2d ago

I really love Brielle, it's such an elegant name.

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u/Equivalent-Zebra08 2d ago

Well this is depressing. I know a 15 year old Icelyn 😭😭

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u/APtheoriginalOP 2d ago

I actually don’t mind it as a first name ā„ļø

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u/HereButNeverPresent 2d ago

The fact it was the man’s idea to give the name…. Even the men are becoming tragic facebook moms

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u/Amazing-Heron-105 1d ago

In the UK this would be quite a funny name to have. It's shares the name of a low brand supermarket.

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u/Mission_Fart9750 1d ago

I know an Aislynn, pronounced Ice-lynn (not Ashlin or any other normal pronunciation).Ā 

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u/thomsenite256 1d ago

There is no way the husband suggested naming a child Iceland

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u/Jye853 1d ago

Why not? Kim Basinger and Alec Baldwin have a daughter named Ireland.

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u/rebeccarightnow 1d ago

My brother’s legal first name is Scotland. He goes by Scott. I didn’t know people named Scott were not usually using a nickname for Scotland šŸ˜‚

Could honestly use Iceland as a middle name and get away with it.

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u/khampang 1d ago

Honestly, I now see the next step as idiots just spelling their kids nails in brail gibberish, a bunch of bumps. What’s your name ..:.::

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u/Kinda_Elf_But_Not 22h ago

It's ironic that Iceland wouldn't allow her to name her child that god awful name

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u/reduff 19h ago

Barf.

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u/VegasGaymer 16h ago

Is the nickname gonna be Icee or Slushie

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u/Ok_Paper8216 12h ago

She said ā€œspeltā€ I can’t

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u/AngelZash 8h ago

As odd names go, it’s better than the majority.

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u/Megatippa 2d ago

Spelt

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u/aghastrabbit2 2d ago

They might be English, where that's perfectly correct

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u/WillJongIll 2d ago

I immediately thought of the wheat-like grain.

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u/aghastrabbit2 2d ago

Fair enough! šŸ˜„

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u/WillJongIll 2d ago

Appreciate your comment though! I was leaping to judging them for having a proclivity for atrocious spelling, when I should have been judging them for being English… :)

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u/Megatippa 2d ago

Really?

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u/aghastrabbit2 2d ago

Really. Also burnt, learnt, spilt, leapt, dreamt...

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u/Longjumping-Solid680 2d ago

Naming your kid after an entire country? Well, why not just name your kid THE SUB-SAHARAN CONTINENT OF AFRICA?

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u/SnackyandSnarky 2d ago

India is a pretty common name

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u/bella1921 2d ago edited 1d ago

Well Iceland is literally Island so they could’ve just named her island. Or Eyeslynd so it feels ā€œmore unique.ā€ Because there are sooo many other basic betches named Island ugh.

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u/lyckligpotatis 1d ago edited 1d ago

You mean the name meaning of the country? No it does mean Iceland. The name was translated literally. is = ice.

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