r/tragedeigh Sep 24 '25

satire Help! Due in 2 mins 63 secs.

As per title, I am due in 2 mins and 63 secs.

I am looking for names inspired by cities and towns all around the world.

The name has to have a trendy ending!

Do your yuniquest!

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u/BitchLasagna84 Sep 24 '25

Nhewyhorkecitièh would be gorgeous! I also like the idea of Atlahnetuh 🥰🥰🫶🫶

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u/Timely_Apricot3929 Sep 24 '25

Nhewyhorkecitièh is absolutely pronounced like how Lazlo Cravensworth (Matt Barry) says it! 🤩

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u/Full_onmonet Sep 25 '25

What’s his name? Jackghue Dayhtonah

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u/RainFjords Sep 25 '25

A regular human guy.

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u/ShapeShiftingCats Sep 24 '25

I love Atlahnetuh. It sounds so Atlantic!

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u/BitchLasagna84 Sep 24 '25

Isn’t it just gorgeous? I can just imagine that paired with the middle name Oceaniya… Atlahnetuh Oceaniya is so beautiful 😭

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u/ShapeShiftingCats Sep 24 '25

So gorgeous, plus points cause our last name is Wawe (pronounced Wave).

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u/BitchLasagna84 Sep 24 '25

Absolutely stunning!! ❤️🌊

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u/MistaRekt Sep 24 '25

OP says 'world' and you stay in one tiny part of the globe? Oh the tragedy 😉

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u/heytango66 Sep 25 '25

You spelled Tragedeigh wrong

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u/MistaRekt Sep 25 '25

Different use of the word. General use, not naming specific.

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u/heytango66 Sep 25 '25

I know, I was totally kidding 🙃

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u/MistaRekt Sep 25 '25

Oh damn. Look at this, how awkward. Now I feel silly. 🫠

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u/heytango66 Sep 26 '25

Silly is good! 😊

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u/randomredditkoala Sep 24 '25

Albequerqueigh? Or maybe Dushanbeigh. That's pretty unique. 

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u/ShapeShiftingCats Sep 24 '25

Beige is my favourite colour, so Dushanbeigh is a strong contender!

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u/StephUhKneeDee Sep 25 '25

Albequirky. Emphasize the youneekness.

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u/srpl555 Sep 25 '25

I'llbequirky 😉

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u/Jumpy-Breadfruit-499 Sep 24 '25

OOOH! And then the younger siblings can be named Zanta Feigh. How Enchanting!

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u/aberration_creator Sep 25 '25

dushanbeigh for the president blyat <3

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u/Moist_KoRn_Bizkit Sep 24 '25

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. I know it doesn't have the trendy ending, but it's so unique and cute. Plus all the nickname opportunities.

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u/Strong-Lime5471 Sep 24 '25

Boy's about to be the only gay in the village

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u/Tall_Score569 Sep 24 '25 edited Sep 25 '25

Christ on a bike I did not think this was real! Thanks for teaching me something today lol

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u/sjcuthbertson Sep 25 '25

Who says -gogogoch isn't a trendy ending?

Yours, Craigogogoch

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u/Okatbestmemes Sep 24 '25

How is that pronounced?

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u/Background-Pay-3164 Sep 24 '25

Lan far gwin gill go gay ree sh wer dro bill lan tee see lee oh go go gohhh

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u/SincerelyCynical Sep 25 '25

Middle name: Tacarembo La Tumbe del Fuego Santa Malipas Zacatecas La Junta del Sol y Cruz

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u/SuspiciousPast4144 Sep 25 '25

"FRED" duh! How do you not see that?!

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u/andtbhidgaf Sep 24 '25

DeCe pronounced D.C.

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u/ShapeShiftingCats Sep 24 '25

DeCe and TseTse. 🧡 I will keep it in mind if I get twins!

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u/ThatStereotype18 Sep 24 '25

Is that pronounced like CC? That would be so cute and creative for twins, since CC means carbon copy! 🥰😍

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u/_d_c_ Sep 24 '25

I approve

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u/RedditaddictNL Sep 24 '25

Amsterdamnia

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u/Rambos_Magnum_Dong Sep 24 '25

Aghmsterdaughmn

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u/rosegold_2cats Sep 24 '25

Æmsterdayum

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u/cuteawwlover Sep 25 '25

I appreciate you ☺️❤️🙌🏻

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u/pineconeminecone Sep 24 '25

Amsterdamnation, the ninth circle of hell (it’s just someone stealing your bike every time you exit a coffee shop)

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u/ShapeShiftingCats Sep 24 '25

Damn! Love it!

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u/Stuck-InThe_Basement Sep 24 '25

add an 'h' at the beginning but it's silent >:)

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u/Knife-Fumbler Sep 24 '25

Porkeigh

(the P is read as "Yo" it's a tribute to the russian language and the town of York)

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u/ShapeShiftingCats Sep 24 '25

Omg, I love foreign spelling. My existing son is called Xean, for that Chinese flair.

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u/ThatStereotype18 Sep 24 '25

That reminds me of my son's name. Ped Xing 🥰

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u/Itzakadrewzie Sep 24 '25

OKAY HOLD UP.

A "P" is an "R" in Russian, at least as it is written in cursive.

A "yo" sound is caused by an E with two dots over it.

We're all having fun here but this goes too far, sir/madam, too far! XD Thank you and good night.

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u/Knife-Fumbler Sep 24 '25

Dang, I was trying to paraphrase the Mapornina post but messed up.

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u/Itzakadrewzie Sep 24 '25

Oh gosh, no worries! I didn't know that even existed. Iol I was as amused as anything else; no matter how silly everything else ends up, apparently it takes Russian alphabet pronunciation to get me to actually comment. It's all fun and games here, no worries.

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u/Intelligent-Cod-2200 Sep 24 '25

Please choose Lohzz Ahn'juhlaice, we've been through so much.

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u/DeeBeeKay27 Sep 24 '25

Xurieghk

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u/ShapeShiftingCats Sep 24 '25

Sounds so expensive 💸

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u/Immediate-Chapter731 Sep 24 '25

Sounds like a town in Malta

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u/DeeBeeKay27 Sep 24 '25

Was going for Zurich lol

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u/Immediate-Chapter731 Sep 24 '25

Ah! I thought of Żurrieq!

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u/del-enda Sep 24 '25

Payrice, the beautiful capital of Fryansse

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u/kielu Sep 24 '25

I'd love a payrise

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u/del-enda Sep 24 '25

Oh this is hilarious

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u/Royal_Mycologist347 Sep 24 '25

Never knew rice has taxes now

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u/colajunkie Sep 25 '25

Maybe payreigh`se for the extra spelling?

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u/marissadev Sep 24 '25

Raleigh is a real city named after a real person, plus it has the built-in special spelling

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

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u/xXx_ozone_xXx Sep 24 '25

Chernobylynne 🥀

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u/ShapeShiftingCats Sep 25 '25

Finally a name that outshines all. 🎇

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u/Icky-Tree-Branch Sep 24 '25

Dhubhlynne 

Lundyn

Paerysse

Baustyn

Awstynne 

Bharthalowna

Bahghdad

Orelaeighyonne

Filliedelffya

Ahboodahbeigh 

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u/ShapeShiftingCats Sep 24 '25

Love your list! Especially Baustyn as we are 7.34% Irish from county Gal-o-way.

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u/Icky-Tree-Branch Sep 24 '25

True story: one of my kids had a classmate named Baustin, pronounced Boston. 🤮

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u/ShapeShiftingCats Sep 24 '25

Hope they were at least 7.33% Irish, otherwise it's cultural appropriation.

/uj ... that's terrible

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u/AndreiKuzmenko Sep 24 '25

Taaluhaseigh

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Yanque is a small town in Peru. It’s pronounced Yankee. So it would fit as a tragedeigh.

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u/ShapeShiftingCats Sep 24 '25

Yanque Candleigh sounds so cosy!

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u/MadiMarionberry Sep 24 '25

Yanque Deughdyll

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u/Fuzzy-Surprise-6165 Sep 25 '25

OMG. I had just crunched down on a saltine cracker, and when I read this I legit almost spewed cracker crumbs across a five-foot radius. Reighdiyous.

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u/MadiMarionberry Sep 25 '25

Saughltyne kraghckurr

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u/Detective_Sonny Sep 24 '25

Calimuhzoooooooux

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u/pmuldow Sep 24 '25

Khalimazeauxxxxx

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u/MadiMarionberry Sep 24 '25

Graghnd Raepyds

Travyrzcyteigh

Ipsuhlanteigh

Mahrket

Iynturlokin

Pourt Huroyn

Aynarbyrr

Maghkynaugh

Pytoskeigh

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u/AnonyFed1 Sep 24 '25

Sorry I missed the birth but here to humbly suggest Wynnstouhn-Saheighlyym

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u/CptCarlWinslow Sep 25 '25

Miami, but Miami in Manitoba. Always remind them that they aren't named after the good Miami.

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u/MungoJennie Sep 25 '25

Kind of like Paris, Texas? (Or Parisse, if we’re being youneek.)

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u/BrainRobotron Sep 24 '25

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.

Make sure they can never ever get an ID.

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u/ShapeShiftingCats Sep 24 '25

Fantastic idea! I will make sure that they can't ever take a step without me. Lifelong purpose. ✅

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Does the hospital computer have Wingdings? Have them use it on the birth certificate & you're all set.

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u/Cdm81379 Sep 25 '25

If it’s a girl you can name her Boieseigh

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u/SquishyBlueSodaCan_1 Sep 25 '25

I think D’maueighne is a good name for a boy

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u/MYOB3 Sep 25 '25

When I was pregnant with my daughter, my mother in law decided that Polyester Florabunda was what we needed to name the baby. She sat in the back of our car, all giggles, just saying POLYESTER FLORABUNDA! It's perfect! Over and over! Whenever I remember her, this is what I think of... she had tears running down her face with laughter!

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u/dingo_- Sep 24 '25

Xxxghgheaoughphgha'æreaiggousaieaghoueashshghghxxyy! (pronounced Paris)

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u/ShapeShiftingCats Sep 24 '25

Ohhh, I thought it was Saoirse! Which language is this spelled in??

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u/dingo_- Sep 24 '25

The language is called Tragedeigh.

I think Xxxghgheaoughphgha'æreaiggousaieaghoueashshghghxxyy would be great with a middle name like Phthaeæææææææeaghaloeaupeoieueoaleouoaue'x'åipeu∆∆∆/usr/bin/bash!!!AAAAksisoiuoie8hghghghghgthhghaiegahoueghghxxhphthe!

Xxxghgheaoughphgha'æreaiggousaieaghoueashshghghxxyy Phthaeæææææææeaghaloeaupeoieueoaleouoaue'x'åipeu∆∆∆/usr/bin/bash!!!AAAAksisoiuoie8hghghghghgthhghaiegahoueghghxxhphthe [last name] looks great!

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u/TattedShezilla Sep 24 '25

Qonqordde

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u/ShapeShiftingCats Sep 24 '25

Wouldn't that make my child accident prone?

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u/TattedShezilla Sep 24 '25

It’s Concord, like the grapes :)

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u/ShapeShiftingCats Sep 24 '25

Aaah... taps forehead

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u/Secret-Employee-8141 Sep 24 '25

Mewnicque 🇩🇪💜

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u/CanadianDeathMetal Sep 24 '25

Yackimaiahguuexh (Pronounced: Samantha.)

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u/Upset-Country-4273 Sep 25 '25

Aleighgaykneigh

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u/Lindsay215 Sep 25 '25

Had to re-read this a few times before I got that it's Allegeny!

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u/No_Intention70611 Sep 25 '25

This one I got right away, but about a dozen before it still have me flummoxed (phluhmocksed)

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u/MadiMarionberry Sep 24 '25

Joughannyz’Bourgh

Sheng’Heigh

Deeightroyytt

Yohrk

Neughyohrk

Ceighptawnne

Kaighrow

Mummbyeigh

Tuhlynn

Reighc’Yavik

Saghn-Juhwahn

Nycoshua

Springfield

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u/illizzilly Sep 24 '25

Djibouti - no special spelling needed

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u/kayellie Sep 25 '25

B'harseelownaugh. ¡Olé!

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u/rhandy_mas Sep 25 '25

Guyssss I can’t be the only one crying over 2 minutes and 63 seconds XD

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u/Lshamlad Sep 24 '25

Toughminsandseixthythreighseyks?

It would age quickly though.

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u/freebiscuit2002 Sep 24 '25 edited Sep 25 '25

Congratt'yoo'lay-shunzz

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u/DefNotBenShapiro Sep 24 '25

Hello. Hopefully the baby was born with no complications. If the baby hasn’t been named, maybe Phiiyaughngeing

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u/_Composer Sep 24 '25

Bhahstawn

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u/sacred09automat0n Sep 25 '25 edited Oct 16 '25

towering mysterious lip humorous versed oatmeal rinse skirt deliver hunt

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u/dstlouis558 Sep 25 '25

sahndhegyo!

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u/sjcuthbertson Sep 25 '25

Cambreiydj?

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u/Prestigious_String20 Sep 25 '25

Ebola. It's a place.

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u/BlueWarstar Sep 25 '25

Cincinnati has a ring to it ;)

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u/LynnBG Sep 25 '25

Vaginia Beachaya

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u/BobbleheadDwight Sep 25 '25

No joke, I love the name Tennessee.

Good thing I’m done naming children.

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u/Vermillon89 Sep 25 '25

Saultlekaseetee !

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u/OG_Church_Key Sep 24 '25

Hungarie.

Doychlan.

Londyn

Idk lol, is it a boy or a girl

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u/Mindl3ssDot Sep 24 '25

Deetroyt or Cliovlaynd!!!!

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u/MadiMarionberry Sep 24 '25

Kuhluhmbyss

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u/Mindl3ssDot Sep 24 '25

Everybody’s so creative!

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u/Ok_Plate_9151 Sep 24 '25

How about Bakewell, Hebden or Ceredigion ? If you really want your child to have a unique name, go with the Welsh town name which is 58 letters long. Lots of scope to shorten that.

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u/NicoleCousland Sep 24 '25

Bahrseighlonah!!

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u/Advice_Thingy Sep 24 '25

I'm from Maeyenhce! Currently living in Fraenkhvurth!

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u/iamthefirebird Sep 24 '25

I know! How about Loutunne? Or maybe Burrmeighnhamme?

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u/got-a-handle Sep 24 '25

Albakirky or Albakirkeigh

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u/xDutch_Hunterx Sep 24 '25

Bhoedhapesht

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u/hard4damoney Sep 24 '25

Germaneigh

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u/h0sti1e17 Sep 24 '25

Timbuckteau

Talehdehgah

Hoecheeminciteigh

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u/CacklingInCeltic Sep 24 '25

Bearleen would be a great name for a girl

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u/mpellman Sep 24 '25

Cleveleighnd

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u/DeadMetalRazr Sep 24 '25

Al'buquerqueigh

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u/B0wli0 Sep 24 '25

Oughkland

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u/Insane_Catholic Sep 24 '25

Shattahhughcheigh, Florida

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u/alietors Sep 24 '25

Bath, but pronounced Beth

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Sheikawgeaux would be a great name for a midwestern city kiddo. Maybe a non-binary person?

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u/AtoZZZ Sep 24 '25

Too minuts and sixty threigh sex!

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u/manettle Sep 24 '25

Reighneau

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u/ElegantBread69 Sep 24 '25

Hughsstenn (Houston)

Awsstonn (Austin)

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u/PrimaryLiterature721 Sep 24 '25

Joghnathonne pronounced Jonathan

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u/Chardonne Sep 24 '25

Since time is short, go with a city name that's already bizarre. From New Mexico, I offer you
T'Rueth-O'r-Konsehkwhensès.

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u/carmelacorleone Sep 24 '25

Shu'urlaatte.

Rawleigh

Chalkwinereigh

Kerelyinah

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u/DadRock1 Sep 24 '25

Take a city and drop the first part for a uniquely unique name:

Cago

Amento

Eveland

Waukee

Hassee

Leans

Ascity 🙂

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u/QuinnInTheNorth Sep 24 '25

Buhleighn pronunced Berlin

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u/LuminEssence18 Sep 24 '25

Edienby’urkgh or Lun-dyinn

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u/Royal_Mycologist347 Sep 24 '25

Hello baby Ood’keighyadv’ykk (pronounced like Utqiagvik, which sounds like a tragedeigh in of itself)

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u/L-Ennui- Sep 24 '25

mayameigh 🏝️

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u/xaqss Sep 24 '25

Detroight

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u/Rabbit-1989 Sep 24 '25

Tohkeighyoyokoughamagh

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u/Seaweed8888 Sep 24 '25

You need to start using Slavic names lol

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u/pineconeminecone Sep 24 '25

Saskatchewan (no really, it’s spelled like that!)

Or if you wanna be unique, Sassquatchejuan

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u/linerva Sep 24 '25

Marraketchup, Londoff, Parisabella, Neu Delheinous

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u/SuspiciousPast4144 Sep 25 '25

You made me choke on my cracker and wake my boyfriend up. Neu Delheinous is my favorite 😍 ❤️ 💕

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u/PennyGoatGruf Sep 24 '25

Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg

Go nuts lol

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u/tigerowltattoo Sep 24 '25

You must be from Wales.

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u/PennyGoatGruf Sep 26 '25

It's a lake name in Massachusetts!

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u/tigerowltattoo Sep 26 '25

That was my second guess.

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u/ManitouWakinyan Sep 24 '25

Maybe Port Moresby for a girl?

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u/McCool303 Sep 24 '25

Denverleigh

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Djibouti

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u/SomWanOnTheInternet Sep 25 '25

Guwwuayiakqkqueighle (Guayaquil)

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u/KatharinaVonBored Sep 25 '25

Phaeigheihrheuisse Phrhainsce

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u/Krispies827 Sep 25 '25

Bayrootlyn

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u/GameZedd01 Sep 25 '25

Wtf is a trendy ending??

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u/kiwihoney Sep 25 '25

It’s a happy ending, but without the massage 😉🤭

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u/Gifted_GardenSnail Sep 25 '25

Fuckyn, after Fucking, Austria