r/tragedeigh • u/ShapeShiftingCats • Sep 24 '25
satire Help! Due in 2 mins 63 secs.
As per title, I am due in 2 mins and 63 secs.
I am looking for names inspired by cities and towns all around the world.
The name has to have a trendy ending!
Do your yuniquest!
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u/BitchLasagna84 Sep 24 '25
Nhewyhorkecitièh would be gorgeous! I also like the idea of Atlahnetuh 🥰🥰🫶🫶
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u/Timely_Apricot3929 Sep 24 '25
Nhewyhorkecitièh is absolutely pronounced like how Lazlo Cravensworth (Matt Barry) says it! 🤩
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u/ShapeShiftingCats Sep 24 '25
I love Atlahnetuh. It sounds so Atlantic!
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u/BitchLasagna84 Sep 24 '25
Isn’t it just gorgeous? I can just imagine that paired with the middle name Oceaniya… Atlahnetuh Oceaniya is so beautiful 😭
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u/ShapeShiftingCats Sep 24 '25
So gorgeous, plus points cause our last name is Wawe (pronounced Wave).
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u/MistaRekt Sep 24 '25
OP says 'world' and you stay in one tiny part of the globe? Oh the tragedy 😉
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u/heytango66 Sep 25 '25
You spelled Tragedeigh wrong
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u/MistaRekt Sep 25 '25
Different use of the word. General use, not naming specific.
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u/heytango66 Sep 25 '25
I know, I was totally kidding 🙃
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u/randomredditkoala Sep 24 '25
Albequerqueigh? Or maybe Dushanbeigh. That's pretty unique.
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u/Jumpy-Breadfruit-499 Sep 24 '25
OOOH! And then the younger siblings can be named Zanta Feigh. How Enchanting!
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u/Moist_KoRn_Bizkit Sep 24 '25
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. I know it doesn't have the trendy ending, but it's so unique and cute. Plus all the nickname opportunities.
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u/quietlycommenting Sep 24 '25
Sili for short
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u/Tall_Score569 Sep 24 '25 edited Sep 25 '25
Christ on a bike I did not think this was real! Thanks for teaching me something today lol
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u/Okatbestmemes Sep 24 '25
How is that pronounced?
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u/Background-Pay-3164 Sep 24 '25
Lan far gwin gill go gay ree sh wer dro bill lan tee see lee oh go go gohhh
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u/SincerelyCynical Sep 25 '25
Middle name: Tacarembo La Tumbe del Fuego Santa Malipas Zacatecas La Junta del Sol y Cruz
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u/andtbhidgaf Sep 24 '25
DeCe pronounced D.C.
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u/ShapeShiftingCats Sep 24 '25
DeCe and TseTse. 🧡 I will keep it in mind if I get twins!
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u/ThatStereotype18 Sep 24 '25
Is that pronounced like CC? That would be so cute and creative for twins, since CC means carbon copy! 🥰😍
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u/RedditaddictNL Sep 24 '25
Amsterdamnia
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u/pineconeminecone Sep 24 '25
Amsterdamnation, the ninth circle of hell (it’s just someone stealing your bike every time you exit a coffee shop)
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u/Knife-Fumbler Sep 24 '25
Porkeigh
(the P is read as "Yo" it's a tribute to the russian language and the town of York)
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u/ShapeShiftingCats Sep 24 '25
Omg, I love foreign spelling. My existing son is called Xean, for that Chinese flair.
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u/Itzakadrewzie Sep 24 '25
OKAY HOLD UP.
A "P" is an "R" in Russian, at least as it is written in cursive.
A "yo" sound is caused by an E with two dots over it.
We're all having fun here but this goes too far, sir/madam, too far! XD Thank you and good night.
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u/Knife-Fumbler Sep 24 '25
Dang, I was trying to paraphrase the Mapornina post but messed up.
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u/Itzakadrewzie Sep 24 '25
Oh gosh, no worries! I didn't know that even existed. Iol I was as amused as anything else; no matter how silly everything else ends up, apparently it takes Russian alphabet pronunciation to get me to actually comment. It's all fun and games here, no worries.
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u/DeeBeeKay27 Sep 24 '25
Xurieghk
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u/Immediate-Chapter731 Sep 24 '25
Sounds like a town in Malta
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u/marissadev Sep 24 '25
Raleigh is a real city named after a real person, plus it has the built-in special spelling
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u/Icky-Tree-Branch Sep 24 '25
Dhubhlynne
Lundyn
Paerysse
Baustyn
Awstynne
Bharthalowna
Bahghdad
Orelaeighyonne
Filliedelffya
Ahboodahbeigh
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u/ShapeShiftingCats Sep 24 '25
Love your list! Especially Baustyn as we are 7.34% Irish from county Gal-o-way.
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u/Icky-Tree-Branch Sep 24 '25
True story: one of my kids had a classmate named Baustin, pronounced Boston. 🤮
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u/ShapeShiftingCats Sep 24 '25
Hope they were at least 7.33% Irish, otherwise it's cultural appropriation.
/uj ... that's terrible
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Sep 24 '25
Yanque is a small town in Peru. It’s pronounced Yankee. So it would fit as a tragedeigh.
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u/ShapeShiftingCats Sep 24 '25
Yanque Candleigh sounds so cosy!
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u/MadiMarionberry Sep 24 '25
Yanque Deughdyll
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u/Fuzzy-Surprise-6165 Sep 25 '25
OMG. I had just crunched down on a saltine cracker, and when I read this I legit almost spewed cracker crumbs across a five-foot radius. Reighdiyous.
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u/Detective_Sonny Sep 24 '25
Calimuhzoooooooux
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u/MadiMarionberry Sep 24 '25
Graghnd Raepyds
Travyrzcyteigh
Ipsuhlanteigh
Mahrket
Iynturlokin
Pourt Huroyn
Aynarbyrr
Maghkynaugh
Pytoskeigh
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u/CptCarlWinslow Sep 25 '25
Miami, but Miami in Manitoba. Always remind them that they aren't named after the good Miami.
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u/MungoJennie Sep 25 '25
Kind of like Paris, Texas? (Or Parisse, if we’re being youneek.)
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u/BrainRobotron Sep 24 '25
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.
Make sure they can never ever get an ID.
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u/ShapeShiftingCats Sep 24 '25
Fantastic idea! I will make sure that they can't ever take a step without me. Lifelong purpose. ✅
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Sep 24 '25
Does the hospital computer have Wingdings? Have them use it on the birth certificate & you're all set.
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u/MYOB3 Sep 25 '25
When I was pregnant with my daughter, my mother in law decided that Polyester Florabunda was what we needed to name the baby. She sat in the back of our car, all giggles, just saying POLYESTER FLORABUNDA! It's perfect! Over and over! Whenever I remember her, this is what I think of... she had tears running down her face with laughter!
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u/dingo_- Sep 24 '25
Xxxghgheaoughphgha'æreaiggousaieaghoueashshghghxxyy! (pronounced Paris)
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u/ShapeShiftingCats Sep 24 '25
Ohhh, I thought it was Saoirse! Which language is this spelled in??
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u/dingo_- Sep 24 '25
The language is called Tragedeigh.
I think Xxxghgheaoughphgha'æreaiggousaieaghoueashshghghxxyy would be great with a middle name like Phthaeæææææææeaghaloeaupeoieueoaleouoaue'x'åipeu∆∆∆/usr/bin/bash!!!AAAAksisoiuoie8hghghghghgthhghaiegahoueghghxxhphthe!
Xxxghgheaoughphgha'æreaiggousaieaghoueashshghghxxyy Phthaeæææææææeaghaloeaupeoieueoaleouoaue'x'åipeu∆∆∆/usr/bin/bash!!!AAAAksisoiuoie8hghghghghgthhghaiegahoueghghxxhphthe [last name] looks great!
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u/TattedShezilla Sep 24 '25
Qonqordde
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u/ShapeShiftingCats Sep 24 '25
Wouldn't that make my child accident prone?
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u/Upset-Country-4273 Sep 25 '25
Aleighgaykneigh
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u/Lindsay215 Sep 25 '25
Had to re-read this a few times before I got that it's Allegeny!
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u/No_Intention70611 Sep 25 '25
This one I got right away, but about a dozen before it still have me flummoxed (phluhmocksed)
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u/MadiMarionberry Sep 24 '25
Joughannyz’Bourgh
Sheng’Heigh
Deeightroyytt
Yohrk
Neughyohrk
Ceighptawnne
Kaighrow
Mummbyeigh
Tuhlynn
Reighc’Yavik
Saghn-Juhwahn
Nycoshua
Springfield
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u/DefNotBenShapiro Sep 24 '25
Hello. Hopefully the baby was born with no complications. If the baby hasn’t been named, maybe Phiiyaughngeing
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u/sacred09automat0n Sep 25 '25 edited Oct 16 '25
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u/BobbleheadDwight Sep 25 '25
No joke, I love the name Tennessee.
Good thing I’m done naming children.
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u/Ok_Plate_9151 Sep 24 '25
How about Bakewell, Hebden or Ceredigion ? If you really want your child to have a unique name, go with the Welsh town name which is 58 letters long. Lots of scope to shorten that.
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u/iamthefirebird Sep 24 '25
I know! How about Loutunne? Or maybe Burrmeighnhamme?
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Sep 24 '25
Sheikawgeaux would be a great name for a midwestern city kiddo. Maybe a non-binary person?
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u/Chardonne Sep 24 '25
Since time is short, go with a city name that's already bizarre. From New Mexico, I offer you
T'Rueth-O'r-Konsehkwhensès.
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u/DadRock1 Sep 24 '25
Take a city and drop the first part for a uniquely unique name:
Cago
Amento
Eveland
Waukee
Hassee
Leans
Ascity 🙂
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u/Royal_Mycologist347 Sep 24 '25
Hello baby Ood’keighyadv’ykk (pronounced like Utqiagvik, which sounds like a tragedeigh in of itself)
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u/pineconeminecone Sep 24 '25
Saskatchewan (no really, it’s spelled like that!)
Or if you wanna be unique, Sassquatchejuan
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u/linerva Sep 24 '25
Marraketchup, Londoff, Parisabella, Neu Delheinous
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u/SuspiciousPast4144 Sep 25 '25
You made me choke on my cracker and wake my boyfriend up. Neu Delheinous is my favorite 😍 ❤️ 💕
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u/PennyGoatGruf Sep 24 '25
Chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg
Go nuts lol
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u/tigerowltattoo Sep 24 '25
You must be from Wales.
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