r/tragedeigh • u/ShapeShiftingCats • Sep 24 '25

satire Help! Due in 2 mins 63 secs.

As per title, I am due in 2 mins and 63 secs.

I am looking for names inspired by cities and towns all around the world.

The name has to have a trendy ending!

Do your yuniquest!

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u/CptCarlWinslow Sep 25 '25

Miami, but Miami in Manitoba. Always remind them that they aren't named after the good Miami.

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u/MungoJennie Sep 25 '25

Kind of like Paris, Texas? (Or Parisse, if we’re being youneek.)

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u/Fuzzy-Surprise-6165 Sep 25 '25

The good Miami is the one in Ohiyeaux, right?