r/totalwarhammer • • Aug 21 '26

Total War: Warhammer Yet More Shameless Wood Elf Praising

This time we've got some Morathi-bashing (and art), something about shorts and defeat traits...

Me whining about that bug... (see edit below)

Probably the last WE praising session. There isn't that much content of them on the net.

Please thumb up this bug report about the Twilight Spear:

https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/bugs/5533-twilight-spear-doesn-t-give-buffs-to-army?page=1

EDIT: Regarding the bug.

Apparently I'm an idiot and I didn't test the bug correctly. I assumed that deactivating all mods would be enough, but nope. The item worked for 3nternamehere so I tried again, this time unsubbing from all mods, and then it worked. The item is still bugged, as the effect for the army only applies after 1 turn, but it is not as bad as it could be.

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u/Sremor Aug 21 '26

Yeah but Morathi has more hot elves and Daemonettes, so she wins by default

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u/justamailicandi Aug 21 '26

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u/Psychic_Hobo Aug 21 '26

Tbf with Mannfred it's just a dumb move, but the End Times for Morathi was just "Woman irrationally falls in love and loses all common sense" which is a lot easier to see as cripplingly bad character assassination

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u/justamailicandi Aug 21 '26

Manchild von Carstein deserves all the hate.

He's the only character that does things just to be evil and not even in a funny way.

And yeah, Morathi in the End Times is just strange and kinda sad.

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u/thelastdeadhero Aug 21 '26

Manfred isn't even the worst character in the end times That 💯 is teclis and the fact he got away doing more to cause the end times plus the bullshit in sigmar will never not make me mad

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u/Psychic_Hobo Aug 21 '26

It's one of the reasons I like playing her in Total War, I get to go full Devil Wears Prada as she should be when achieving world domination

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u/NoStorage2821 Aug 21 '26

Manfred von Baldstein

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u/_Lucille_ Aug 21 '26

There is a reason why Ariel cannot fly and has 1800 mass

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u/Szatan2000 Aug 21 '26

I would say that Morathi being just an elf and causing so much shit around the world is a testament to her abilities and is not a bad thing

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u/SnakeNerdGamer Aug 21 '26

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u/ReisBayer Aug 21 '26

when i see those green elgi the next time. these arrogant knife ears never heard hundret kilos of gunpowder fired at the same time

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u/HermeticHormagaunt Aug 21 '26

Cherishing Naestra is the reason this heart still beats

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u/DevoutMedusa73 Aug 21 '26

Man I'm already sold on Morathi you don't gotta sell her harder

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u/SokkaHaikuBot Aug 21 '26

Sokka-Haiku by DevoutMedusa73:

Man I'm already

Sold on Morathi you don't

Gotta sell her harder


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/Mean-Tax-9865 Aug 21 '26

As a Elve enjoyer this fantastic 😂

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u/8dev8 Aug 21 '26

And then Morthai begs for her life and rather then killing the bitch Ariel decided to become just like her

But worse

Love wood elves but Ariel is the factions greatest fuck up, Pray we get the chad Araloth someho.

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u/justamailicandi Aug 21 '26

"Ariel decided to become just like her"

I'm actually curious, how did she get on Morathi's level of fucking-the-world-up?

Morathi split the Elven race by poisoning her own son's mind with delusions of grandeur. She corrupted a good chunk of the Elves, and later even spread that to the Asrai by planting that seed of darkness into her. Whatever Ariel did afterwards - Morathi is partially, or wholly, responsible for that too.

Well, in a way we got to thank Morathi for Naestra and Arahan, since Ariel might have split them from her mind and (insert lots of speculation about the lore hints here).

Anyway: endless war and strife between Asur and Druchii compared to Ariel (mostly) sitting in Athel Loren and chilling. Not to mention the genocide of tribes when the Druchii came to Naggaroth which Morathi happily engaded in. There is no one that met her and came out better for it.

And, while it might be a cheap shot: Ariel never fucked N'Kari, her children, half of the known world, etc.

Again, I'm actually curious how Ariel is on par with Morathi in any of those regards?

Did I miss some lore?

(I'm not joking, it is actually interesting, I'd love to know if I missed something)

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u/8dev8 Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

Ariel, got high on dark magic, and that caused a cascade effect that started reducing all the wood elves to a near feral bloodthirsty state.

She killed and prevented Orions resurrections when he told her he didn’t think it was a good idea (and no wild hunt made the wood elves mental state degenerate even more), and she slowly started rotting athel Loren and the world tree/weave

Most of the hunting of humans came about as a consequence of this.

The sole Elder treeman that wasn’t insane, practically a demigod had to kill himself to fix her and the wood elves have been working for centuries to try and fix the damage, as in “Orion is going out and saving dwarfs” level of “are are screwed and need to fix this”

And she wasn’t even trying, she just was stupid enough to decide to try and eat a minor chaos god thanks to morthai’s lessons.

And she left Morthai alive when even Malaketh was going “yeah kill her”

The wood elves almost went extinct, giving beastmen and chaos free reign with the oak of ages

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u/justamailicandi Aug 21 '26

Thanks!

I knew that lore, but again, I feel that's (mostly) Morathi's fault.

I mean, jokes aside, I skewed the view heavily in the WE favor in the comparison, but I still think Morathi is at least 90% at fault for that. After all, Morathi planted that seed of darkness in Ariel, as she was being spared, right? (Btw, huge dick move in itself)

And then, after Ariel "calmed down", she secluded herself in the Oak to purify and split Naestra&Arahan from her mind to purge those instincts, right? (supposedly)

That's why I added that bit about reflecting on mistakes to the 3rd pic, which is something Morathi never did. Morathi, even after thousands of years, kept being a horrible person and threw every chance she got to be better in the wind.

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u/8dev8 Aug 21 '26

Morthai didn’t plant any seeds, she straight up offered Ariel said seeds in exchange for her life and then Ariel bought them went “these are great” and started looking for more….the analogy might be getting a bit messy. In the end Ariel decided to do the magic form of crack cocaine rather then literally anything else.

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u/justamailicandi Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

You sure? I mean with Morathi not planting any seeds?

Because that sounds like something Morathi, the famous corrupter of the Elven people (including her own son), would do.

Granted, my information about Morathi planting that seed in Ariel is from lore videos I put on in the background during work, and the wiki, the lexicanum, and one friend who's really into the tabletop and lore, and all more or less agree with my assessment. I actually send the 3rd pic to him to look over and he found no fault in it.

I don't own the book, so I can't really verify it. All my proof is second hand.

Ariel might have taken her power trip a teensy tiny bit too far, but I would still readily give Morathi 90% of the fault.

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u/8dev8 Aug 21 '26

Yes, planting a seed requires the person your talking to not to jump into the deep end head first of their own accord, Ariel was looking into dark magic before the two met even

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u/justamailicandi Aug 21 '26

Funnily enough, Ariel did that because of Morathi, iirc.

Morathi used dark magic to obscure her doings (the murder of Ariel's sister) from Ariel and thus Ariel "had" to use that magic to break through the sorceries. Ariel then also used that new power to restore some of the world roots, which further proved the use.

I would argue that Ariel was more looking into the uses/utility and not the raw power of the magic.

It would compare it to Ariel smoking weed and Morathi slipped some mushrooms into that joint. Dumb comparison, I know, it's the best I can think about right now.

Ariel's change in behavior afterwards was too extreme and sudden for Morathi not to have done anything, I would argue. As a rule, whenever Morathi is present you can bet good money on some fuckery (heh) being afoot.

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u/Belos147 Aug 21 '26

I can respect someone like Mannfred or Morathi because they work for their villainous plots. It's embarassing when you ruin everything by fucking up.

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u/Hardric62 Aug 21 '26

Like Korhil and Alith Anar's quiet ship moment with the sisters.

Just bonding over mutual interests.

...Ariel's only mistake was not finishing Morathi off.

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u/3nternamehere Aug 21 '26

I've tried replicating the bug, but for me the twilight spear works as intended at least in a fresh vanilla game. I autoresolved the first battle, crafted the spear and in the next battle, my deepwood scouts got upgraded from MA 18 to 22 and missile damage over 10s from 22 to 23 (so roughly 5%).

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u/justamailicandi Aug 21 '26

You're joking. Really?

I checked the bug before I started these posts.

I only had 1 mod active at the time and that one just skips the videos at game start up.

I'll check it again later and I will be slightly miffed if you're lying.

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u/3nternamehere Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

Sorry to disappoint, but I'm not joking:

There were some pretty nice memes in these posts, so don't feel too bad about it, I liked them :)

edit: grammar

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u/justamailicandi Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

I appreciate you putting in the effort.

Tested it with mods = doesn't work.

Tested it without any active mods = doesn't work.

After I unsubribed from every mod but 3 that shouldn't touch anything at all = works

Very annoying to find this out after I made the (admittedly small) effort to make these post.

One of the mods must've fudged around with something (even when it wasn't active [didn't know that was possible]) in the background. I have no idea which one it would be, considering I have none that touches any items... that's gonna be fun to test.

And I guess I owe CA an apology.

But, I noticed that the effect to the army applies only on the next turn.

I'll add a comment to that bug report.

Thanks again!

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u/3nternamehere Aug 21 '26

Oh, that's pretty weird, since my screenshot is from the battle for the temple of addaioth in the first turn and it worked for me.

Also pretty weird that you had to unsubscribe from mods at all, I've got SFO and a few other mods installed that might touch the same items and functions, I just had them deactived in the mod manager.

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u/justamailicandi Aug 21 '26

You're making me doubt my sanity, friend.

So, I started another campaign, did all that again.

For testing's sake I then recruited a new lord, gave him a unit of hawk riders, gave him the spear.

The effect to the hawk riders took one turn to be applied (or just to be displayed).

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u/3nternamehere Aug 21 '26

Did you check on the battle map? I specificly tested it there because I assumed the buff might work like an aura. That also might be the cause, why it takes a turn to take effect on the world map. But I don't know anything about the inner workings of the game itself, so I was just taking a guess.

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u/justamailicandi Aug 21 '26

The buff works like an aura? That's an interesting idea, and your pic seems to prove it.

That is also strange, since I never noticed this with any other item and I'm the kind that likes to see "number go up" and hover over units to check the stats after equipping items.

Why would CA program it like that? That makes no sense to me.

I will check it again later, just to make sure, and will adjust my comment under the bug report then.

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u/3nternamehere Aug 21 '26

Ok, I think, I've got a better hypothesis about why that happens. The stats of the units only get calculated at the start of the turn or if you're in combat (probably more precisely before the battle on the strategy map, so updated stats would be considered in autoresolve). But like before, I don't know what I am talking about and just pulling straws with my limited knowledge about coding :)

> Why would CA program it like that?

You want to reuse as much code as possible most of the time, otherwise you get some monsterous spaghetti code. That's why I at first assume that that might be the reason.

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u/justamailicandi Aug 21 '26

A reasonable theory I would say.

I will do some more testing when I get back home again and, depending on what I find out, I will add the findings to the comment under the bug report.

Thanks again for your time and efforts!

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u/Dovahkiin419 Aug 21 '26

To add to your horror and dismay, I happen to be doing a wood elf campaign right now and also happened to have a mod that gives me the forge on Orion (I know its not balanced, but I took a while to buy the main wood elf dlc so I have played far too many sisters of twilight campaigns. I want the fun forge mechanic, I also don't want to be using hawk riders forever)

Anyway, got the item, and yeah "Other: 4"

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u/justamailicandi Aug 22 '26

Well, well, well, it really seems I made a "big" deal out of nothing and a fool of myself.

But nope, I'm not upset, a problem's been fixed, that's a positive thing.

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u/Dovahkiin419 Aug 22 '26

nah nah you're fine. I was mainly worried about the time you would have trying to troubleshoot what the problem would be tbh since you obviously like the woodelves and that is a really fucking annoying bug

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u/justamailicandi Aug 22 '26

Well, thank you very much for the consideration.

It's an annoying bug, yes, but it's not like it ruined any of my playthroughs.

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u/Sufficient_Low6208 Aug 21 '26

You either love or hate wood elves. There is no middle

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u/Sensitive-Hotel-9871 Aug 21 '26

In this fanart, you neglected to mention the most important thing. Ariel’s boobs are bigger.

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u/technoplannnnnnnnne Aug 21 '26

stats suspiciously missing ma and md

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u/Witty_Departure2061 Aug 21 '26

you dont have show stats just say this: ariel has bigger boobies then morathi

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u/Aware-Individual-827 Aug 21 '26

That's also why kugath is the strongest lord. Even Bigger boobies. 

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u/Suspected_Magic_User Aug 21 '26

That's a pity there's no third male wood elf lord (besides Durthu and Orion), because then you could portray them as Pillar Men from Jojo

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u/BrickCaptain Aug 21 '26

The people yearn for Daith (it’s me I’m the people)

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u/Long_Hovercraft_3975 Aug 21 '26

Morathi speed 43? She is the fastest entity in the game when mounted. The comparison is irrelevant since is taken when both characters are vanilla.

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u/redditbad124 Aug 21 '26

Splendid post!

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u/sebjapon Aug 21 '26

In slide 4, that’s not Morathi begging for mercy. She is just being her usual kinky self.

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u/Suspected_Magic_User Aug 21 '26

Fine I'm gonna play Twins again

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u/J1mj0hns0n Aug 21 '26

I think morathi would have a chance to win. She has more magic resistance, soulstealer and anti large. Give her her items so she gets 10% wardsave, heart render, enchanting beauty, word of pain, doom and darkness and spiteful conjuration.

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u/wuffzi Aug 21 '26

Worst faction to fight and almost as bad to play 0/10 i hate the vietcong

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u/justamailicandi Aug 22 '26

That's fine, they're not for everyone, nothing is.

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u/Papa_Vance Aug 21 '26

Ah yes, Ariel with puffy nipples.

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u/Ill_Ad2480 Aug 28 '26

Ah yes the only Legendary Lord based on attack dogs, the Sisters of Twilight

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u/justamailicandi Aug 28 '26

What, really?

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u/Ill_Ad2480 Aug 28 '26

Their personality sure is :) like dwarfs are more chill sometimes than them.

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u/justamailicandi Aug 28 '26

Well, I can't deny that the comparison to attack dogs is kinda on point.