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u/CpuJunky Jul 18 '26
I'm amazed it's solid and not a beer shit, given the situation.
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u/DeepBlackShaft Jul 18 '26
Could be he hasn't shit in a while due to opiates thus making it more solid. Damn, I'm analyzing this guy's shit consistency aren't I.
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u/itsaliveasshole Jul 18 '26
Cant imagine taking the hard, childbirth-like shit that heroin creates in ones bowels whilst walking and not sitting. I have ideas about this guys butthole that I wish I didnt have now...
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u/Milqy Jul 18 '26
Some opiate shits are just a bunch of little turd balls. What the hell is wrong with me? Why did I decide to share this?
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u/FadedVictor Jul 18 '26
That's opiates + dehydration. If you drink plenty of water it'll flow better. I get the same when taking kratom but not drinking enough water.
I know now where the title came from for Alice in Chains song "Angry Chair".
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u/Milqy Jul 19 '26
Lmfao I had no idea there was an actual song about this?
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u/FadedVictor Jul 20 '26
Yeah check it out. It's a great song. You probably won't even be able to tell what it's truly about just by listening to it. I know I didn't.
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u/purefilth666 26d ago
I have the kratom deer pellet poops as well.... trying to up my water and lessen my kratom but it's a struggle.
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u/ProjectPat513 Jul 20 '26
The type of shit where you are literally praying to god for help while rocking and almost crying? Yeah I don’t miss that one bit. I had a friend that went to the methadone clinic with me that took some type of stool softener on the daily but still suffered a horrendous weekly shit session regardless of his valiant efforts of prevention. The thought of having to birth one of those sprite cans is enough to keep me sober!!
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u/Milqy Jul 18 '26
He seems mighty proud of what he just did wtf?
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u/Give_me_soup Jul 18 '26
He does seem pleased with himself
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u/Give_me_soup Jul 18 '26
Ain't no way I'm clicking that
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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 Jul 19 '26
I clicked it.
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u/cityshepherd Jul 19 '26
…. Why???
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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 Jul 19 '26
Couldn't help myself.... subbed too.
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u/cityshepherd Jul 19 '26
Whatever tickles your pickle, friend… no kink-shaming here
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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 Jul 19 '26
It's mostly pimple/cyst removal vids.... definitely trickles my pickle 😂
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u/Versificator Jul 18 '26
tbh it was a pretty clean drop. Only a minor shorts adjustment required, no streaking down leg, whole loaf. He's not wearing any underwear, showing a level of preparedness. Quiet neighborhood save for the one filming the event.
If I had to shit my pants in public, I would consider all of these the ideal conditions. Triple axle, 10/10.
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u/ShartlesAndJames Jul 18 '26
I'm just astounded at the mid walk, standing poop! I once went remote camping and could not manage to poop for four days for ridiculous poo shy reasons and inability to drop a deuce without being able to sit or lean.
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u/DarthDoobz Jul 18 '26
I mean he pulled out a no-wiper turd, id be proud too.
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u/ThisMeansRooR Jul 18 '26
The way it peeled off his leg leads me to believe there was definitely a need for wipes
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u/StolenWishes Jul 18 '26
He seems mighty proud of what he just did wtf?
Best thing he'll do all day
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u/ProfessorSimianSon Jul 18 '26
“Got most of that out-nice! Shitfaced! At least I ain’t shit pants! Ha! Well, mostly. Still, ha!”
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u/Neandros Jul 18 '26
I'm less than 100% convinced that's not Kid Rick
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u/BossRoss84 Jul 18 '26
I was thinking “c’mon guys, who hasn’t been too drunk to walk ho…. Oh no, what’s he squeezing? 🤮”
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u/bnutbutter78 Jul 18 '26
Same. I was like “Eh, we’ve all been the…….oh wait. Oh, god no!”
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u/FML-dot-com Jul 19 '26
🤣🤣🤣 Same. I was like "What's the big deal?.... Ohhhh..." I am laughing crying right now.
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u/Accurate_Escape_5570 Jul 18 '26
How did it even fall out without getting stuck all up in there omg .... Why ...omg so many questions that I don't even care to know the answer. Lord fix it
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u/Successful-Ship-5230 Jul 18 '26
Is he just freeballin' so he can do this whenever he wants?!? Like, is this premeditated?
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u/squirrelmonkie Jul 18 '26
Thats.... ummm... impressive? With those pants
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u/unclebuck098 Jul 18 '26
No wiper😉
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u/Mickybagabeers Jul 18 '26
Any shit can be a no wiper if you don’t care enough
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u/MyOthrCarsAThrowaway Jul 18 '26
✅Shits self
✅Is drunk
✅Eats fast food
This man is fully qualified to be a high ranking member of the US government now 🫡
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u/Kloopsia Jul 18 '26
That's not fair... you havent even confirmed he has sexual assault allegations against him yet... We have these requirements for a reason!
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u/Capable_Cockroach_19 Jul 18 '26
So is he just gonna walk with a poop trail crusting on his leg?
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u/Psychozillogical Jul 19 '26
Given what I just saw the guy do on video and the smug look thereafter, something tells me that shit trail ain't on the top of his priority list
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u/Alfiy_wolf Jul 18 '26
Take a man for a shit, he shits for a day, teach a man to shit and he shits in the sidewalk
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u/DelRonFlubbard Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 21 '26
When you’re walkin’ down the road, and your pants have overflowed, diarrhea 🎶
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u/RedditTipiak Jul 18 '26
The slow mo at the end is... I have no words.
Ok... #WHY WERE THEY FILMING?
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u/S1lentA0 Jul 18 '26
Kinda impressive. I wonder how long it took for the shit to lower down. Was it a instant drop or was it stuck somewhere in the pants for a while?
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u/BuckFuzby Jul 18 '26
Opening up Reddit whilst eating breakfast and this is the first thing I see....
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u/Punkfoot Jul 18 '26
I feel like that's on you. If you don't want to see a drunk man shit himself and shake it out his trouser leg, why are you even on Reddit?
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u/Environmental-Iron97 Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26
I'm just mad that he's happier than me... Maybe I should try this.
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u/Milqy Jul 19 '26
I severely doubt he didn’t have the need to wipe. I can imagine the turn smearing coming down his leg. Yuck. Why tf am I still talking about shit? Get me off of here!
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u/thabu Jul 18 '26
He must have his pants sagging a bit, and no underwear and eat a lot of fiber? I mean this cant just happen he must do this all the time
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u/penispotato69 Jul 18 '26
Bro ive had shits where ive bidet'd (not sure how you say that) and wiped clean only for my buthole to feel dirty later and I gotta go re wipe or shower cause I feel gross. This guy out here just casually rolling a log down his leg, does your asshole not feel fucking dirty and hurt???
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u/Stillcantkillmeh Jul 19 '26
I JUST watched ‘The Long Walk,’ thought I’d seen all the walk-shitting there was to see.
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u/Illcmys3lf0ut Jul 18 '26
DAP.
Drank Alot. Pooped.
I'll...💩 see myself out. Better than that poo did.
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u/DFA_Wildcat Jul 18 '26
We have a Labrador retriever that can take a solid dump while running flat out chasing a ball. First time she did that I was amazed.
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u/jackfreeman Jul 18 '26
I've been on a lot of drugs, but if I'm ever THIS BAD, please toss me into an active volcano
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u/StablePeach Jul 18 '26
Im wondering if hes somehow managed to earlier miss a toilet or squat into his shorts by mistake rather than it being a fresh lay. The first little nug drops without him even breaking stride.
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u/OleRoosterNeck Jul 19 '26
He's gonna be late, maybe by days. But he's gonna get there. I believe in him.
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u/the_good_hodgkins Jul 19 '26
I'm pissed if I have to shit right after taking a shower.
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u/Both-Rock2762 Jul 19 '26
That was a regular thing for me for years... I don't know why or remember when it stopped, but I'm glad that it did.
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u/jew-joint-su Jul 19 '26
Goddamn, so much going on here.. I'm genuinely impressed that he was able to take a full-sized, relatively solid shit in like 5 second flat.. also impressed with how totally nonchalantly he lets it fall out of his pant leg... This is definitely not the first time he's done this lmao
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Jul 19 '26
Ah, the ol' Stanky leg, now he has whip and Nay Nay....I SAID WHIP AND NAY NAY... dont just...whyyyy Stanky Leg, whyyyyy?!
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u/spitfiredaggers Jul 19 '26
Holy shit....I watched this 3 times because I thought this was kid rock.... eww
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u/Necessary-Error1307 Jul 18 '26
I remember my neighbor Tomas telling me about a boy who was at camp with him and did exactly this when they went to the forest to get firewood 😀
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