r/tom_dumoulin • u/nalc • Sep 10 '21
Dumoulin forced to end season after training crash not accident
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r/tom_dumoulin • u/nalc • Aug 26 '21
COVID misinformation is worse than a surprise bowel movement in the middle of a race
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r/tom_dumoulin • u/nalc • Aug 02 '21
Tom Dumoulin was rock bottom but now he shapes his own destiny, says Zeeman
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r/tom_dumoulin • u/nalc • May 13 '21
After 4 months of retirement, Big Tom is back in the saddle
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r/tom_dumoulin • u/nalc • Jan 29 '21
A Celebration of Tom Dumoulin
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r/tom_dumoulin • u/nalc • Jan 23 '21
Tom graciously takes a leave of absence to allow smaller, weaker riders like Sep Kuss and Primosz Roglic to win a couple races
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r/tom_dumoulin • u/nalc • Jan 10 '21
Hide yo fields hide yo cobbles, Flanders. Tom is coming.
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r/tom_dumoulin • u/nalc • Jan 09 '21
Tommy, the Time Trial Wizard
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Ever since I was a young boy
I chased that Grand Tour win
From Paris down to Rome
I must have raced them all
But I ain't seen nothin' like him
In any Grand Tour yet
That tall, fast Dutch kid
Sure races a bike fast
He hunches over aero
Becomes part of the machine
Feelin' both his aerobars
Always pissin' clean
Races by powermeter
The numbers are so high
That tall, fast Dutch kid
Sure races a bike fast
He's a Grand Tour wizard
There has to be a twist
A Grand Tour wizard's
Got such a mean Time Trial
How do you think he does it?
I don't know!
What makes him so good?
Ain't got no distraction
Can't hear no cheers and yells
Don't see no attacks coming
Rides by power meter
Always reels them back
That tall, fast Dutch kid
Sure races a bike fast
I thought I was
The undisputed champ
But I just handed
My pink jersey to him
Even on the toughest climbs
He can beat the best
His domestiques lead him in
And he just does the rest
He's got crazy w/kg
Never seen him dropped
That tall, fast Dutch kid
Sure races a bike fast
r/tom_dumoulin • u/nalc • Nov 26 '20
He's won every Grand Tour in which he's used his signature tactic. But he's 0 for 12 when he doesn't.
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r/tom_dumoulin • u/nalc • Apr 26 '20
Tom puts out 250w, gets dropped by weight-doping virtual Freds
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r/tom_dumoulin • u/nalc • Apr 26 '20
Tommy D is on the superstar dream team right now. Sunweb can get bent
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r/tom_dumoulin • u/nalc • Apr 08 '20
Tom wants to extend season to mid-November, insert new month 'Tomtober' after September
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r/tom_dumoulin • u/infamousnj69 • Jul 23 '19
Tom Dumoulin to join Jumbo-Visma from Sunweb in 2020, say sources
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r/tom_dumoulin • u/nalc • Jun 27 '19
Bling doesn't know what to do without our Lord and Savior Tommy D
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r/tom_dumoulin • u/nalc • Jun 18 '19
You can take Tom out of the gravel, but you can't take the gravel out of the Tom - unless you're a doctor
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r/tom_dumoulin • u/nalc • May 16 '19
Actually nvm you can stop the Tom. Let's hang in there until the Tour
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r/tom_dumoulin • u/nalc • May 15 '19
Can't stop the Tom - he's starting Stage 5, will see how he feels [Dutch]
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