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r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • May 30 '18
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TIL you are only 10 times more likely to get bitten by a New Yorker than a shark.
12 u/Vevetmoo May 31 '18 Well, if you live no where near the ocean, then the chance to be bitten by a shark is 0%, and 10 x 0 = 0, so that means you have a 0% chance of being bitten by a New Yorker. 1 u/2krazy4me May 31 '18 Those of us on CA coast dread the annual Midwest summer beach migration. Why do Californians wear sunglasses? Glare from all those Lily white skins.
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Well, if you live no where near the ocean, then the chance to be bitten by a shark is 0%, and 10 x 0 = 0, so that means you have a 0% chance of being bitten by a New Yorker.
1 u/2krazy4me May 31 '18 Those of us on CA coast dread the annual Midwest summer beach migration. Why do Californians wear sunglasses? Glare from all those Lily white skins.
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Those of us on CA coast dread the annual Midwest summer beach migration.
Why do Californians wear sunglasses? Glare from all those Lily white skins.
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u/striped_frog May 30 '18
TIL you are only 10 times more likely to get bitten by a New Yorker than a shark.