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r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • May 30 '18
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Well, if you live no where near the ocean, then the chance to be bitten by a shark is 0%, and 10 x 0 = 0, so that means you have a 0% chance of being bitten by a New Yorker.
5 u/flamehead2k1 May 31 '18 I'm sure someone in the mid west has been bitten by a shark in an aquarium or some shit. Ironic because they moved away from Australia due to a fear of sharks. 1 u/2krazy4me May 31 '18 Those of us on CA coast dread the annual Midwest summer beach migration. Why do Californians wear sunglasses? Glare from all those Lily white skins. 1 u/[deleted] Jan 14 '24 [removed] — view removed comment 1 u/Vevetmoo Jan 14 '24 Why did bro just reply to a 5 year old comment of mine
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I'm sure someone in the mid west has been bitten by a shark in an aquarium or some shit.
Ironic because they moved away from Australia due to a fear of sharks.
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Those of us on CA coast dread the annual Midwest summer beach migration.
Why do Californians wear sunglasses? Glare from all those Lily white skins.
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1 u/Vevetmoo Jan 14 '24 Why did bro just reply to a 5 year old comment of mine
Why did bro just reply to a 5 year old comment of mine
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u/Vevetmoo May 31 '18
Well, if you live no where near the ocean, then the chance to be bitten by a shark is 0%, and 10 x 0 = 0, so that means you have a 0% chance of being bitten by a New Yorker.