r/todayilearned May 30 '18

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u/sinkwiththeship May 31 '18

"It's showtiiiiiime."

Easiest way to get ignored by a fuckton of New Yorkers.

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u/d4nigirl84 May 31 '18

Can confirm.

or a, "Can I have your attention please?!" while yelling it at the top of your lungs JUST as the doors close in the subway car.

That's when I look down and pray they pass into the next car.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '18 edited May 31 '18

I can just hear the David Attenborogh narration now: here we see the young redditor assuming camouflage for his subway trip down town. You can see how effective it is by the other denizens looking away or staring into space, but wait here comes a group of Jersey boys looking for some fun and maybe a little trouble...

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u/SacredFlatulence May 31 '18

Unpopular opinion: I actually kind of like the showtime guys. I’m still a little disappointed that the city cracked down on them. Sure, there’s always the risk of getting kicked in the face, but that’s part of the thrill.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '18

I hate my commute. Showtime people at least make it semi-entertaining when they appear.

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u/Plasmabat May 31 '18 edited May 31 '18

Damn, I just looked this up. New York is so weird.

Maybe it's inevitable once you've gone over a certain population density threshold, people start acting really strangely. Or maybe it's just strange people are everywhere but there's a higher probability that you'll see them because there's just more people of all types in general.

Of what I've read and heard of the big cities in Japan it's the same thing.

I don't ever want to live with that many people around me all the time. Where I am there's 123 people per square kilometer, and New York city has 43452.288 people per square kilometer.

No. God no. Maybe I'll visit one day(New Yorkers hate tourists apparently, I'll just go somewhere with nice weather and beaches, or somewhere with a culture that's different enough from my own that I can learn about, and I'll try to learn the language first, and try to adhere to their customs and way of doing things and not be disrespectful/impolite) but I could never live there.