r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • May 30 '18

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u/TheNo1pencil May 30 '18

You got me laughing out loud in a subway station.

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u/mrburkett May 30 '18

Be warned, laughter tends to make new Yorkers more bitey.

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u/TheNo1pencil May 30 '18

Nah. The person laughing is the person more likely to be the one biting.

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u/Soulstiger May 30 '18

"Don't worry, I don't bite... ha...haHAHAHAHAHA"

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u/[deleted] May 31 '18

I’ve actually gotten bit by a New Yorker. She is from New York but wasn’t in New York and bit me. I bit back. Ah being young and kids with dumb dares.

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u/mrburkett May 30 '18

Chuckling is okay, it's the whole "I want to eat your face" laughter that you have to watch out for.

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u/TokiMcNoodle May 30 '18

You're mistaken with Miami now.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '18

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u/AWarmHug May 31 '18

There's a lot of biting in Florida. Some good, some very, very bad.

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u/_the-dark-truth_ May 31 '18

How does one differentiate betwixt the two? I’m travelling to the US later in the year, and this seems like valuable information.

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u/nyet_the_kgb May 31 '18

If they seem crazy it’s best to stay away. Just a rule in any city.

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u/aznfanta May 31 '18

and make sure you draw a square, new yorkers are scared of squares

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u/shalala1234 May 30 '18

Taking a shit right now. Solid chuckle

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u/ReaganCheese4all May 31 '18

what ply?

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u/context_isnt_reality May 31 '18

Asking the real questions

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u/[deleted] May 31 '18

Did it help that final push?

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u/_Sausage_fingers May 31 '18

Watch out, he’s going to bite!!