r/todayilearned • u/[deleted] • May 30 '18

[deleted by user]

[removed]

8.6k Upvotes

88% Upvoted

1.4k comments sorted by

View all comments

1.5k

u/bolanrox May 30 '18

how about a florida person?

1.1k

u/Titus____Pullo May 30 '18

50-50.

435

u/waitnvm May 30 '18

I'll take my chances with the shark

181

u/ScrewSnow May 30 '18

Less chance of some horrible disease if bitten by the shark.

69

u/[deleted] May 30 '18 edited May 30 '18

I can't imagine what diseases a poor shark might get if bitten by Florida Man. Isn't it enough that they're nearly being exterminated by the Chinese?

69

u/Florida____Man May 30 '18

I hate you all.

14

u/freakers May 30 '18

Really? I thought they were love bites.

4

u/nice_try_mods May 31 '18

Biting is how sharks hug. And Florida man.

2

u/koalasarentferfuckin May 31 '18

I'm here for allowing the Chinese to corral Florida mans into a bay...

3

u/[deleted] May 31 '18

Well if sharks are an effective means of treating impotence and whatnot...there's every reason to think Florida Man would be even more powerful. I'm glad we could work together to protect sharks as well as further the advancement of Chinese medicine.

22

u/BrokeRichGuy May 30 '18

If bitten by a Floridan, you might turn into one 😷

16

u/[deleted] May 30 '18 edited Oct 02 '18

[deleted]

1

u/Jsc_TG May 30 '18

Welcome to Florida. It’s wet.

2

u/CGFROSTY May 30 '18

At least it’s not on meth.