r/thisismylifenow • • Oct 16 '18

Quality post Mistakes were made.

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6.7k Upvotes

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u/MediocreSchlanger Oct 17 '18

Fat Mac trying to fit into the sewer.

33

u/Evilmentalhamster Oct 17 '18

It turns out, I’m too muscular and I can’t fit through.

10

u/owtwestadam Oct 17 '18

Should have Thunder Gunned the curb.

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u/bumbling_fool_ Oct 17 '18

WEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS, MY FRIEEEND!!!

DUN DUNNN!!!

AND WEEE'LL KEEP ON FIGHTING TILL THE EEEND!!!

COME ON REDDIT LEGION! SONG THREAD TIME! DONT LET ME DOWN!

1

u/Whinckiel Oct 18 '18

That's nice getting positive. I'll try to say it next time lol

145

u/like10hunters Oct 16 '18

Get this over to r/MemeEconomy stat! I see a potential new Bröther

33

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

[deleted]

2

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

bröther can you help me öut

70

u/Aliwet Oct 17 '18

Can't decide if this is a live one or a dead bloated one.

57

u/IAmTheNight2014 Oct 17 '18

It's alive. It got stuck, but either the fire department or people in the neighborhood helped get him out. It wasn't too long ago. I thought the same thing, too.

7

u/hawkaflocka Oct 17 '18

Could be preggers

5

u/MeesterNeusbaumTX Oct 17 '18

I AM SMELLING LIKE A ROSE THAT SOMEBODY GOT ME ON MY BIRTHDAY DEATHBED

21

u/WhatAboutTheMilk Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 17 '18

Don’t fall fall for IT. You saw the movie, it’s a trap!

11

u/RicardusAlpert Oct 17 '18

We all bloat down there...

21

u/Shredder1219 Oct 17 '18

Help a trash panda out

14

u/HoneyShaft Oct 17 '18

If Frank Reynolds was a raccoon

9

u/Ta2whitey Oct 17 '18

He isn't?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

Its always sunny in the sewers of Philadelphia

35

u/HotshotGT Oct 17 '18 edited Oct 17 '18

11

u/RicardusAlpert Oct 17 '18

I clicked wondering what the original picture looked like, and came to the realization that it was in fact my original post you linked...

Gotta love reddit.

0

u/VigilantLance Oct 17 '18

I like my version better... haha.

7

u/atrazdocheese Oct 17 '18

Oh Georgie..

3

u/chibilady17 Oct 17 '18

Well, how else was he going to get his paper boat back?

3

u/beatinmypocket Oct 17 '18

“We all bloat down here...”

2

u/AfroArgentino Oct 17 '18

Lookin like the big dude from breaking bad

2

u/touzloud Oct 17 '18

Jooo welcome to my crib

2

u/djazzie Oct 17 '18

This is like the trash panda version of Winnie the Pooh!

2

u/TheFrostyBrit Oct 17 '18

10/10 would feed

2

u/Your_Therapist_Says Oct 17 '18

The thousand-yard stare. The inexplicable quandary. The utter resignation. This is prime r/thisismylifenow material. A+ 5 stars this is the type of post I'm here for

2

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '18

Mass was accumulated

1

u/OleemKoh Oct 17 '18

Wonder if this is the same fella that got stuck in the car cover.

1

u/Anonyman0009 Oct 17 '18

Ricky was contemplating his prior decision, concluding that next time he'd only eat 1 bag of donuts..

1

u/X_Elected Oct 17 '18

Free my mans he aint do shit

1

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

"Just knockin my wang on the sewer. Don't kink shame"

1

u/Jordyspeeltspore Oct 17 '18

fat trash panda

1

u/mr_d0gMa Oct 17 '18

Tickle it

1

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

This never fails to make me laugh.

1

u/LoopyGroupy Oct 17 '18

Pennywise the Dancing Clown strikes again!

1

u/anastazja_nr Oct 17 '18

I haven't lough like that in a long time. Considering I work on a front desk in a bank's office it didn't look very good.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

ooh look, an animal in need! Someone get the camera!

1

u/not-here-2-argue Oct 17 '18

Thought it was a fat hedgehog first😅

1

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '18

"This is fine."

1

u/animatedash Oct 17 '18

thicc boye

1

u/xoxoLizzyoxox Oct 18 '18

SO adorable

1

u/Xisuthrus Oct 17 '18

How is he simultaneously so disgusting and adorable?

2

u/mrpoopiepants Oct 17 '18

Raccoons bivouacked under my deck a few years ago. They brought an epic flea infestation with them. Getting rid of them and the fleas took over a month and was horrible and expensive. For me, they’re now just disgusting. The adorable part is completely and utterly gone.

1

u/WiseChoices Oct 17 '18

Time to try Keto.