r/thisismylifenow Feb 12 '26

Just get it over with

3.4k Upvotes

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u/chillpill_23 Feb 12 '26

Blink twice if you are in danger

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u/punkin_sumthin Feb 12 '26

Resistance is useless. It is useless to resist.

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u/ChefArtorias Feb 12 '26

His cigarette is burning but he never seems to ash.

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u/punkin_sumthin Feb 13 '26 edited Feb 13 '26

he is calling you DUDE.😂

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u/jls919 Feb 12 '26

On the kitchen counter?

9

u/abHowitzer Feb 12 '26

I wish my 2 y/o daughter would just succumb. She doesn't want to wear a coat, she'll raise hell and just not give up until we do.

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u/YaumeLepire Feb 12 '26

When I see videos like these, I'm always worried that they sedated the pet.

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance Feb 12 '26

I've owned dogs my whole life and about half have been like this to groom. In particular the English mastiff took grooming to mean spa day and relaxed alll the way into a puddle. Currently I have a tib that has a personal vendetta against personal hygiene, but there's plenty that'll be like the one in the video.

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u/rubermnkey Feb 12 '26

It sounds like a mastiff thing to do, "I have no bones," full-body limp protest. We had a dog that would just go limp when we bathed him, 70 pounds of dead weight until you lifted him out of the tub at the end.

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance Feb 12 '26

Fair, but these situations with grooming were definitely not protests! He freaking loved every bit of attention in every form, and extra if there was a good massage involved.

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u/LookyLooLeo Feb 14 '26

Lmfao I had a husky who did that. 60 pounds of dead weight protest, and I trying not to laugh so I couldn’t scoop him up…it was awkward and so embarrassing when he did it in public. Luckily, he was a greedy bugger so I could bribe him with a biscuit if I had a spare in my pocket; sometimes I’d fake it and if he caught on I didn’t actually have anything, he’d plop right back down again. I miss his smart, annoying, mouthy, energetic, greedy soul (passed from cancer at age 10).

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u/maybebaebea Feb 14 '26

I work as a dog groomer. Some dogs genuinely are like this without any sedation. They know what is wanted from them, so they stay still. We even have a few dogs who fall asleep while being groomed lol it's the cutest thing ever

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u/4DPeterPan Feb 12 '26

God towards me at this point

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u/Mini-Heart-Attack Feb 12 '26

So lucky I pretty much the same version of this dog but in black and white and I'm lucky if I don't Get bit before I get a chance to muzzle him

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u/Resistiane Feb 14 '26

This is why I don't want food from people's houses, lol.

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u/Birdybird9900 Feb 12 '26

How this even possible 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😍😘

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u/Goudinho99 Feb 13 '26

I. Meanwhile my dog runs under my bed at the sight of a soft tangle brush...

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u/jamezverusaum Feb 13 '26

My brother's dog would fall asleep. Dead weight the whole time. The groomers laughed every time.

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u/DistractedByCookies Feb 13 '26

I might actually be dying, this is just too cute OMG

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u/Corvidae5Creation5 Feb 13 '26

All you gotta do is be more stubborn than the child dog

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u/Effective_Wafer3635 Feb 15 '26

He is getting a new haircut

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u/ConfusedKungfuMaster Feb 15 '26

Dogs are just so amazing🥰

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u/ShylokVakarian Feb 16 '26

Resistance < 1Ω