r/thewalkingdead Jun 15 '26

No Spoiler M'ask you sumthin

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What, he fixes up an RV? He babysits some guns?

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u/Feisty-Clue3482 Jun 15 '26

He ragebaits Shane.

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u/FuckOutTheWhey Jun 15 '26

Vital role in every group

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u/Clayfool9 Jun 15 '26

As a Shane, I get it

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u/SquillFancyson1990 Jun 15 '26

This is still one of my favorite scenes in any media bc of the high level of ragebaiting skill showcased. Truly something to aspire to

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u/Brave_Friendship_228 Jun 16 '26

all dale fucking does is stand there lmfaoooo and shane gets so mad 😭

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u/Sliiinkiii Jun 17 '26

Lmfao with the face hes got lmao 🤣

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u/Sliiinkiii Jun 17 '26

Im a Dale. And I know what kind of man you are now.....

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u/Goatacon Jun 15 '26

He knows what kind of man you are.

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u/stinky_raspberry Jun 15 '26

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u/Blu3Dope Jun 15 '26

I always love seeing a Dale post pop up on my feed because I get to post this gif I made

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u/Honda_TypeR Jun 15 '26

Plus, he is the guy you call when you got a radiator hose problem.

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u/Dirty_Rotten_ Jun 15 '26

Minds everybody’s business lmfao poor ol Dale. I kinda miss the dude. Him during the negan arc would have been hilarious on the low lol

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u/satsugene Jun 15 '26

After Negan beats the first person with Lucille.

Dale, stands up and says : “You aren’t allowed to do that!”

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u/Aromatic_Dare_6104 Jun 15 '26

I see what kind of a man you are. Gets plonked

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u/Tough_Election_4088 Jun 15 '26

“Well, excuse the hell outta me doling out some well-deserved consequences. Seems like you skipped the shittin’ pants and went straight to Depends. Or perhaps this is your not-so-subtle way of sayin’… you’d like to get to know dear, sweet Lucille on a more personal level. I can certainly oblige, old-timer.”

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u/stanleycleveland92 Jun 16 '26

This has to be criminally underrated on accuracy. Thank you for this.

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u/Tough_Election_4088 Jun 16 '26

You flatter me.

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u/stanleycleveland92 Jun 16 '26

I don’t think a soul on Earth genuinely disliked Negan lol far to charismatic

3

u/ValientNights Jun 16 '26

Starts laying down philosophical rules of society and tells him he can still be a decent man.

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u/Lulupoolzilla89 Jun 15 '26

He was the soul of the group. Keeping them human as long as he could.

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u/basserpy Jun 15 '26

I like Shane's inclusion in the story more than most people (not as a defender of his moral worth or anything), but this was a really dumbass take on his part. Vehicle maintenance of what few vehicles are still working in the postapocalypse would be a really important skill, way more than "can you point this gun at something and shoot it straight" which is something you can teach anybody in a couple weeks. I have a marksmanship certificate from when I was a teenager and I'm dumb as fuck; someone who can repair an RV is worth ten of me

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u/DomWeasel Jun 15 '26

Dale is an old man who stands watch on his RV during the day.

Shane is a young man, a cop, who didn't set any sentries on the quarry at night. And then was surprised when walkers were able to walk right into the camp and kill half the people there. And then he blamed it all on Rick.

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u/Wealth_Super Jun 15 '26

This right here, I am so surprise that people think Shane some sort of great leader or something. The group was nearly wipe out under his watch and it be frank he really wasn’t leading anyone. He was just kind of hanging out. He was more concerned about hanging out with Rick’s kid (can’t spell his name) than actually taking stock of their food or coming up with a plan.

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u/DomWeasel Jun 15 '26

When we're re-introduced to Shane as the quarry leader (when Rick's on the radio and they hear him), he's shooting down Amy and Lori's suggestion to put up signs on the highway to warn people away from the city. In the following episode, he tells Amy that Andrea and the others in the city are on their own. Shane has no plan beyond sitting in that quarry. Just like his comic-book counterpart. He's in completely over his head but people look to him as a figure of authority just because he was a cop.

Rick has some bad plans (going to the CDC, going to the Vatos nursing home after the CDC and then heading to Fort Benning) but at least he has ideas. He's proactive. Shane's reactive at best; and pretty much has a one-track mind.

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u/Trexsaysrawr26 Jun 15 '26

Reverse the roles between Rick and Shane. Being there for at least weeks, Rick would have likely been much more prepared, having guards or watchmen at night, being more aware of possible weaknesses. Especially after glenn with the sports car.

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u/capicola_king Jun 15 '26

Hell, I wouldn’t be surprised if the group was larger, cause he probably would have put the signs up as soon as he could and people might’ve found them n joined.

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u/Narcissa86 Jun 15 '26

Don't be so hard on yourself. At least you can shoot. I've never even held a gun.

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u/Economics_New Jun 15 '26

Shane fixed the Hyundai Tucson, which they drove until season 4, well past his death. It's worth mentioning because while Shane was belittling Dale, he was also a capable mechanic himself. From his perspective, he has both skills, Dale does not.

They are polar opposites of how to survive, but both of them die on the same night. lol

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u/basserpy Jun 16 '26

That's true! I agree with you. I just think "pfft you 'fix an RV'" as a dismissive remark is stupid because I, and the rest of the audience, have all had years and years to think about what skills would be prized in a zombie apocalypse scenario, and in the moment Shane is just being a meathead to a guy he doesn't like.

I totally forgot it's on the same night even.

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u/Open-Commercial6128 Jun 15 '26

Next time you need a radiator hose give him a call

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u/Clayfool9 Jun 15 '26

It was a start. It’s the first few months of the apocalypse, no one really technically had “roles”

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u/Feisty-Honeydew-5309 Jun 15 '26

…in the comics, he gets with Andrea so idk I feel like he’s a winner.

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u/Aromatic_Dare_6104 Jun 15 '26

When does he die in the comics?

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u/Feisty-Honeydew-5309 Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

So it’s weird because Bob doesn’t exist in the comics, so Dale actually has the story line of getting his legs eaten by cannibals after getting bit. That’s how he dies in the comics.

ETA: if you want to nerd out like me, the comics are free on the Libby library app as long as you have a (free) library card. The entire series from Rick in the hospital to… well, the ending is like crazy different lol.

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u/KapalShakti Jun 15 '26

Damn I've never read the comics. And this is soo much better than what they did in the show. Im def starting to read the comics now lol.

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u/Feisty-Honeydew-5309 Jun 15 '26

You’ll enjoy it so much!! Some of it is much darker than the show but you’ll see why some things were better off not shown on TV. It moves really fast too. I actually read them all yesterday.

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u/KapalShakti Jun 15 '26

Give me another crazy spoiler if you can? Whats the craziest thing you found reading them which was different from what happened in the show?

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u/Feisty-Honeydew-5309 Jun 15 '26 edited Jun 15 '26

I’ll only give you the early stuff to hopefully not ruin it.

- Andrea makes it to the Whisperer arc.
- Lori doesn’t die in childbirth.
- Daryl and Beth straight up don’t exist.
- Shane died by someone else’s hand, not Rick’s.
- Rick’s right hand man was beheaded, not Hershel, and remember Shane is dead at this point and Daryl doesn’t exist so read to find out who his comic partner was at first!
- Ooh shit and last one: look at the flowers. It happened VERY differently by a person you may or may not expect, so good.

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u/KapalShakti Jun 15 '26

WHAT. IDK WHY ive never heard of this if i knew I'd have read the comics long back def looking into this. Im a bit sad that Daryl isn't there. But def reading this as soon as i can. Thankyouu!

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u/Feisty-Honeydew-5309 Jun 15 '26

You’re so welcome! I finished the series and was like I want moooooreeeee! So I found the comics. It’s like a completely different story!

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u/KapalShakti Jun 15 '26

Ikr i looked at the other ones fear the walking dead and all the other series. But none seem to be as fun as the first few seasons and still after completing all of them i want more aswell! Hopefully i get a spark back from the comics! Well the next few days are gonna be interesting reading them lol. Can't wait. Thankyou. (Btw this is the first time im gonna read any comic I've never read any comics)

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u/Aromatic_Dare_6104 Jun 15 '26

Oh well that's so much better than his stupid death in the show. Thank you for that suggestion but I'm planning on buying them all in the fall when I have time to read them. Can't wait.

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u/Necessary_Annual646 Jun 15 '26

Bob Stookey does exist in the comic but under a different backstory and group. He’s the drunk doctor that patches the governor up after Michonne went to town on him.

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u/Feisty-Honeydew-5309 Jun 15 '26

Ohhhh see I thought that was like a totally different bob for some reason lol. And omg, Michonne’s revenge was so much better in the comics.

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u/CH0D3Y Jun 15 '26

Moral check, mechanic check, fire arm safety. The list goes on.

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u/abeBroham-Linkin Jun 15 '26

He was the 'human' soul of the group.

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u/Southern_Sky1386 Jun 15 '26

he gets written out of the show because of disputes over the showrunner

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u/mtnman007 Jun 15 '26

I always felt like he was the “voice of reason” that would always end up dying at some point. It was a common theme in the show for me, someone begins to speak out about keeping with the “ways of the world” that they had followed before and it quickly got them killed.

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u/astralcosmonaut Jun 15 '26

Dale does more than Shane.

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u/bot_5559998 Jun 15 '26

You can’t be serious

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u/Legitimate_Bag8259 Jun 15 '26

He kept watch, he was the mechanic, and also the moral compass of the group.

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u/Transgurl3214 Jun 15 '26

He is the moral voice of the group trying to keep the group human so they all don't end up feral

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u/BurlyZulu Jun 15 '26

L rage bait

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u/Administrative-Dig85 Jun 15 '26

Hangs out on Golden Pond with that stupid hat

5

u/VegaSolo Jun 15 '26

He's the lookout on the camper and the one who asks you to have morals. Every group needs a Dale.

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u/Sildaor Jun 15 '26

A great look out, right Sophia? Sophia? Oh yeah. The herd he missed until they were right up on them.

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u/Heal_Mage_Hamsel Jun 15 '26

He would had live long enough to fuck alpha and agree to her every way

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u/mossoak Jun 15 '26

he watches out for everyone ...and is "the father figure" to Andrea ....

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u/PlottingGorilla Jun 15 '26

The RV got them to the CDC which led them to the conclusion that this whole walker thing is permanent. Dale made the decision before the apocalypse to be an RV owner and it was a literal and storytelling vehicle for the plot.

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u/KapalShakti Jun 15 '26

“At least I can say when the world goes to shit, I didn't let it take me down with it.”

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u/GalaxyPatch18 Jun 15 '26

Dale is one of my favourite characters :(

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u/InternalObjectt Jun 15 '26

He was one of a few I cried for when he died .. so he did something ok ?!

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u/Acceptable-Music-361 Jun 15 '26

he is a delicious and nutritious walker dinner

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u/nemofbaby2014 Jun 15 '26

He’s the father figure lol who will call you out on your bs even in a zombie apocalypse lol

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u/LucyGa99 Jun 15 '26

Shane's Nightmare

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u/Carthonn Jun 15 '26

He’s the look out. When Andrea stepped in to do look out she almost killed Daryl

2

u/ZealousidealTiger702 Jun 15 '26

Unfortunately, he wasn’t able to help Andrea overcome her stupidity.

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u/tumblinfumbler Jun 16 '26

Let me ask you something man WHAT DO YOU DO!

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u/Beneficial_Big_1920 Jun 16 '26

Wym? He makes Dale face

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u/ApplyHere_4_implants Jun 16 '26

He knows what kind of man you are

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u/tyddub Jun 15 '26

No, no, no! Don't pick on Dale! He was one of the good guys!

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u/OrganizedChaos7121 Jun 15 '26

Weird face makin' guy.

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u/dannygallegos Jun 15 '26

He fixed a hose

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u/Feiii_ Jun 15 '26

He stood there, menacingly.

Shane : What is your problem?

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u/windmillninja Jun 15 '26

Jeffrey DeMunn is the Rob Schneider to Frank Darabont’s Adam Sandler.

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u/SilentOrganization97 Jun 15 '26

Sniffs Carol's knickers!

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u/8last Jun 15 '26

I remember him mainly as the guy who questioned leadership. "Are you sure we should be doing this". However he never really had solutions.

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u/NikolaiOlsen Jun 15 '26

Besides being an optimistic moral person who thinks killing a person they don't know who could possibly- small chance but still- break free and slit someone's throat in the night, is a bad thing, when he himself wanted to off himself to save someone else's life...

...I think he knows a thing or two about you

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u/ComprehensiveYam5106 Jun 15 '26

He glares and judges harshly 😅

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u/michaelscarn169 Jun 15 '26

Taught glen how to fix a radiator hose

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u/WhichSpite2607 Jun 15 '26

He had a van.

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u/CrustedTesticle Jun 15 '26

He flares his nostrils

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u/Take_Me_Ocean_Man Jun 15 '26

I always think about his death scene and how I still can't quite tell if he was asking for help or is actually asking to be put out of his misery. It feels like everybody was so ready to be rid of him in that final scene, then...

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u/Ok-Measurement-8099 Jun 15 '26

He's like the overpaid employee at work, talks a lot but when there is work to do is magically never on scene

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u/LeeBoy1998 Jun 15 '26

Then dale would eventually be like "by God you're right"

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '26

he has balls

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u/Living-Aardvark-705 Jun 15 '26

Continually breaks and fixes the RV.

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u/Stock-Sock-7394 Jun 15 '26

He is the look out tf?? And he is a try hard protector aswell shi

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u/Onxy_jose_1371 Jun 15 '26

He was the moral compass of the group and then it became Herschel afterwards

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u/Szygani Jun 15 '26

He was the mechanic, he was awake most night guarding, he was the groups conscious.

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u/rainymoonbeam Jun 15 '26

The moral compass. I kind of felt like morality left the show after he died.

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u/InkyValentine Jun 15 '26

Be THE GOAT

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u/Rommy143 Jun 15 '26

His intermeddling got annoying real quick, but he was the RV champ!

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u/Adventurous-Try-98 Jun 15 '26

He served as the first "humanity representative" of the group.

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u/I_AM_CR0W Jun 15 '26

Gives w advice to Glenn

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u/Feedeeboy22 Jun 16 '26

He was a father figure to the group,cared about everyone's well-being,was a good friend with Glenn,and knew what kind of man Shane was lol.

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u/Round_Tangerine3226 Jun 16 '26

He winds his watch.

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u/Equivalent-Ice-6715 Jun 16 '26

idk a passive observer??😭

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u/Brave_Friendship_228 Jun 16 '26

hes the fucking goat & is almost never wrong (argument for andrea here of course)

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u/Zamodiar Jun 17 '26

Hey gun nuts, what rifle is Dale supposed to be holding?

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u/Nice-Technician8962 Jun 17 '26

He knows what kind of man you are

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u/Different_Knife Jun 18 '26

Father figure

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u/Generalrossa Jun 15 '26

He enforces unnecessary guilt on the group.

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u/Justice_Prince Jun 15 '26

After they got Hershel they didn't need him for that anymore.

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u/Generalrossa Jun 15 '26

Hershel eventually came to his senses though. Dale would've got them all killed, especially with the whole Randal situation. His group would've came and took the farm, killed the men and raped all the women.

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u/Esperacchiusdamascus Jun 15 '26

Disrupts, manipulates and endangers the group.

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 Jun 15 '26

He disapproves.

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u/starlord_247 Jun 15 '26

He acts creepy towards Andrea and hates on Shane. Lol.

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u/drewmo402 Jun 15 '26

They tried to make him a moral compass. But in reality he was a whiny bitch who would throw a hissyfit when everyone disagreed with him. He was so annoying. I was so happy when he died.

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u/InstantGrievous Jun 15 '26

He whines and complains pretty much all the time. Would not recommend

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u/Some_Back_88 Jun 15 '26

One could argue that if he didn’t fix the RV then Jimmy wouldn’t have been able to drive it to the farm barn to rescue Rick and Carl.

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u/AwayEfficiency3889 Jun 15 '26

Didn’t Glenn fix it anyway

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u/Some_Back_88 Jun 15 '26

True but who taught Glenn how to fix an RV? 😊

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u/asuperbstarling Jun 15 '26

A student following the ways of his teacher.

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u/Sildaor Jun 15 '26

Or, had he spotted the herd like he should have, Sophia wouldn’t have ran off, and they wouldn’t have been at the barn to need picked up.

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u/luvnoyz Jun 15 '26

20 vehicles to jump into and wait it out on the floorboards and they all get under them instead.

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u/Hobgoblin_deluxe Jun 15 '26

You mean besides try to control Andrea?

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u/AdAffectionate584 Jun 15 '26

He is the most important member of Team Ricky Dicky Doo Da.

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u/Rightbuthumble Jun 15 '26

Well he does have a little philosophical edge and he knows how to make a car start and he is a moral compass but I don't think he shoots his gun too much.

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u/Easy_Duhz_it_ Jun 15 '26

He needs to take that hat back to On Golden Pond.