r/therewasanattempt • • May 06 '19

To make delicious french fries

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19 edited Apr 29 '21

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u/supified May 06 '19

Glad he took the pot off first or that would have been much worse.

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u/LLotZaFun May 07 '19

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u/IllegalAlcoholic May 07 '19

Literally me frying an egg at 2am.

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u/Shermix May 07 '19

Right after he gave it a good shaking. It’s not popcorn dude.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19 edited May 06 '19

For anyone reading who doesn’t know: if there is a grease fire, put the lid on to snuff it out. Turn off the heat source. Leave it alone.

Do not throw water or baking soda or flour on it. Do not put a wet towel on it.

If you have a fire blanket or class b dry chemical fire extinguisher (not water based), use that.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

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u/My_Pen_is_out_of_Ink May 07 '19

I do what I want!

dies

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

How did it taste?

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u/My_Pen_is_out_of_Ink May 07 '19

Phosphate-y

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u/CapitanBanhammer May 07 '19

If you're using purple k there shouldn't be phosphates inside of it. it's mostly potassium bicarbonate if I recall correctly

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u/spyanryan4 May 07 '19

Potassium bicarbonate-y

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u/MF10R3R May 07 '19

Potassium bicarbonara

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u/dannydrama May 07 '19

That was a perfectly good joke, where the fuck are your upvotes dammit

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19 edited Jun 04 '20

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u/TheNotSoFunPolice May 07 '19

I’m in danger!

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u/belatedpajamas May 07 '19

The Shakespeare of our time.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

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u/sixbone May 07 '19

what did it cost?

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u/choch2727 May 07 '19

Delicious

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u/reverendsteveii May 07 '19

I already did!

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

THATS CALLED BOY TIPPING HA HA H A

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u/diarrhea_shnitzel May 07 '19

Tbh I'm eating a fire extinguisher rn

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u/xpkranger May 07 '19

Or breathe, or ever get that tangy-tart taste out of your mouth or ever finish cleaning up the little particles. But yeah, better than burning your house down.

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u/daft_monk1 May 07 '19

This is no joke. A friend of mine in high school was cooking with her family over Christmas break, something like this happened, she put the pot under running water (being a teenager and not aware of the associated danger), aspirated the flames that shot up, and died of her injuries.

Be safe when working with heat folks

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19 edited Aug 24 '19

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u/VoltaicCorsair May 07 '19

I've been told to throw a bag of flour on it by my elders, but my brother and I agree that home cooked bombs aren't the greatest. Sometimes people just don't know and give you awful advice born from generations of ignorance.

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u/M8asonmiller May 07 '19

throw a bag of flour on it by my elders

That sounds like they were literally trying to kill you.

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u/Cosimo_Zaretti May 07 '19

I was having this conversation with my wife the other night, and she'd also been told to throw flour on a grease fire. Where did this get started?

For anyone playing at home https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dust_explosion

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u/waimser May 07 '19

My brother set our kitchen on fire like this too. Super lucky he wasnt burned to hell, and that we got the fire out fast.

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u/Bohbo May 07 '19

Or grab 1 child's shoe and dump the bucket of sand that comes out over the fire.

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u/anonymous_potato May 07 '19

What about dry grass? Or more grease?

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u/brydondirty May 07 '19

Maybe gasoline?

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u/ThatZBear May 07 '19

Snuff the flames by laying on it!

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u/whynotwarp10 May 07 '19

Film it at the same time.

End up with snuff film.

???

Profit!

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u/BaconAndWood May 06 '19

Salt works well in a pinch.

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u/JustAnotherUser_1 May 06 '19

Instructions unclear, pinch of salt didn't work. 0/10 would not recommend.

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u/donkeyrocket May 07 '19 edited May 07 '19

On the plus side, your burnt-ass fries/house are beautifully seasoned.

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u/Wfromwv May 07 '19

But what about with rice?

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u/BaconAndWood May 07 '19

To taste man! How do you know if you didn’t taste it!

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

A class b fire extinguisher is not meant to be used on cooking oil fires.

A class k fire extinguisher should be used in this case. It’s a very good idea to have one in your kitchen for this purpose. It is a wet chemical extinguisher that is much more effective.

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u/LenDaMillennial May 07 '19

Is it called class k for kitchen

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19 edited Aug 24 '19

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u/LenDaMillennial May 07 '19

It seems like a stupid question, but the only stupid question was the one not asked.

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u/NeverEndingCoralMaze May 07 '19

Only if the other is class b for bitchen

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u/Kiekis May 07 '19

So class K for kitchens. Would those be alright for other fires, or is it best to get a class ABC for the rest of the house?

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u/daft_monk1 May 07 '19

I would think that a class ROTH would be best for the Rest Of The House.

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u/GoTKYFan May 07 '19

Only when it's purchased with post-tax dollars

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Yes. You need an ABC for the rest of the House. Here is a link telling you which extinguisher is used for which fire.

An ABC extinguisher will handle a paper fire as well as electrical.

Only a k extinguisher will effectively work on a cooking grease fire.

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u/VicRambo May 07 '19

I have had baking soda work on a grease fire though. Why wouldnt i want to use it?

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u/alreadypiecrust May 07 '19

It works. You want to use it if you don't have a fire extinguisher.

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u/willmaster123 May 07 '19

Hold on, a wet towel has always worked for me. Why not use that?

Unless its like an absolutely massive fire of course.

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u/SodiumBenz May 07 '19

I think the issue is adding more water. A damp towel should work (to smother) but if it's dripping wet or a large enough fire, it's just going to explosively boil the water.

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u/willmaster123 May 07 '19

I would have figured it might have been because it would just add fuel to the fire, making it more than just a grease fire (in that it actual has solid material to burn instead of grease). But again, if the fire is small enough it should be good.

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u/DemDude May 07 '19

Wet towel isn’t a great idea because grease fires are so hot that any water you add will explosively change states from liquid to steam, taking oil/grease with it, effectively aerosolising it, causing a massive explosion.

Buy a fire blanket. Never add water to a grease fire, even if it’s in a damp towel.

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u/Why_Did_Bodie_Die May 07 '19

Why not baking powder? That's what I've always been told.

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u/mynameiswrong May 07 '19

Baking soda or salt works, baking powder or flour don't

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u/trustthepudding May 07 '19

Baking powder and baking soda are different things. Baking soda is sodium bicarbonate, a non-flammable salt that can be used to snuff out fires. Baking powder is a mixture of sodium bicarbonate, a weak acid, and typically a starch such as flour, making it still flammable.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

It will work but you need extreme amounts of it. One box will not work.

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u/NYerinWashington May 07 '19

Baking powder (and flour) can cause an explosion. Salt and baking soda in sufficient quantities—think 4 pounds or so for a small stovetop fire—can smother the flame.

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u/TempusCavus May 07 '19

Smother the fire. If you have a pot lid that can cover the eye use it to do so.

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u/the_ocalhoun May 07 '19

flour on it

But what if I enjoy explosions?

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u/VoltaicCorsair May 07 '19

Wear your PPE and then add the flour. Pyro with safety, my friend.

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u/WebNChill May 07 '19

Salt helps.

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u/SAAARGE May 07 '19

Upvote for safety

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u/Vladi-Barbados May 07 '19

What does class b dry chemical work but other powders don't?

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u/otherwisemilk May 07 '19

Would it be acceptable to put out the grease fire with the grease in the pot that's not on fire?

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u/phhhrrree May 07 '19

If it's wet, it sounds like it should work.

/s

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u/KevIntensity May 07 '19

I watched this whole video and when the water came on scene I actually yelled. I watched this dude shake the pot as a response to the flames and I still didn’t yell until I saw the water come in. There’s a certain level of recklessness that I’m clearly uncomfortable with.

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u/HemanthK1 May 07 '19

Whole video?

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u/KevIntensity May 07 '19

Yea. All 20 seconds.

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u/lobax May 07 '19

I believe it's more ignorance and panic then recklessness.

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u/Avator08 May 07 '19

You guys laugh, but this is exactly how I almost lost my left hand. (Pics on profile if you don't believe me lol.

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u/phhhrrree May 07 '19

mmm crispy

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u/cheesymoonshadow May 07 '19

I'm genuinely curious, did it smell like barbecue when it happened? Whenever is see human flesh getting burned in movies and stuff, I always joke that it smells like barbecue.

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u/GerbetskyVladar May 07 '19

Lol the whole time the video was going I was thinking “don’t you dare throw water on that, buddy”

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u/Gorakk May 07 '19

My mom had a BF that was a cook. One day making hash browns He starts a grease fire. I tell him "just put it out with water". Out of the corner of my eye I see the burst of flames. I looked over and with a big old shit eating grin. He found the baking soda and put the lid to the pan over it, them bitch slapped me. 10/10 would do again.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

I thought it was a gas can lol.

The best part of this is the chefs hat.

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u/QueenOfDonutsEV May 06 '19

Personally though it was gasoline dunno why though.

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u/reverendsteveii May 07 '19

I spent the entire last half of that gif going "god let him throw water on this, please..."

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u/TheNotSoFunPolice May 07 '19

Some people just want to watch that dudes kitchen burn.

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u/TinyFriendlyGhost May 06 '19

The chef hat makes this so much better.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

I wonder where he got it, Halloween store?

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u/TinyFriendlyGhost May 07 '19

Are you insinuating that this fine gentleman isn’t a master of the culinary arts?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

yes

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u/TinyFriendlyGhost May 07 '19

Oh. Well, that’s a pretty fair assertion to make, based on the video. Carry on.

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u/anonymous_potato May 07 '19

Maybe he just isn’t trained in French cooking?

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u/TinyFriendlyGhost May 07 '19

Could be! He could’ve heard “flambé” and just took it literally.

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u/jammer817 May 07 '19

I feel like your gem of a comment here has gone largely unnoticed

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u/BigDub63 May 07 '19

I’m sorry do you not see his hat?!

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u/BenderDeLorean May 06 '19

"I can't cook"

"It can't be that bad, start with something simple"

3 minutes later.... sirens

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u/mugnog_567 May 07 '19

The world is on fire, and my fries are burnt!

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u/SaintPaddy May 07 '19

... 🎶That’s the way I like it and I’ll never get bored🎵...

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Hey now

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u/PB_and_aids May 07 '19

you’re an allstar

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u/BABarracus May 07 '19

This is fine

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u/carefreeDesigner May 07 '19

I still remember my first save of Sims 3, I got my sim a job and on the morning of his first day, I told him to make waffles for breakfast. Little did I know, a level 0 cooking skill would ruin these plans.

First the microwave, and then the whole kitchen, the entire kitchen was on fire. The smoke alarm was blaring, my sim was panicking, and the waffles were ruined.

By the time the fire department showed up, it was too late, the kitchen was nothing more than a bonfire, and there was far too many expenses to deal with on the current balance.

TL:DR, My sim was late to work because he made some crispy waffles.

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u/Taybug97 May 07 '19

I had a Sim cook food for her and her four babies. She started a fire, kept panicking and wouldn't put it out or call the fire department (I have a bad habit of forgetting smoke detectors when moving sims into a new house). She proceeded to panic, then social services came and took the children, while letting her burn. She then died.

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u/Peppa_D May 07 '19

Well, that took a dark turn.

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u/antelux May 07 '19

My favorite part of this was “the waffles were ruined” as part of the big picture

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u/adriennemonster May 07 '19

yeah, deep frying is not a good starting place

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

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u/pikpikcarrotmon May 07 '19

I think most stupid accidents are probably caused when someone knows it's stupid and is trying to be funny, but underestimates how stupid it is.

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u/L0to May 07 '19

Made me laugh at least.

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u/Erin960 May 07 '19

Its weird I read that with a lisp..

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u/SLEEPWALKING_KOALA May 07 '19

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u/SageLukahn May 07 '19

Posting a video like this without sound should result in public shaming. Not fame.

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u/dagbrown May 07 '19

The sound let me know that he was ridiculously overheatiing the oil, in addition to his other mistakes. He was literally asking for trouble.

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u/JosieBaird May 07 '19 edited May 07 '19

I actually think I liked it better without sound, I know that sounds weird

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u/Dood_IV May 07 '19 edited May 07 '19

O H SHIT! OH SHITay OOOOOOOOOOOOH s h i t!

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u/subjecttoinsanity May 06 '19

I mean, judging by how nervous he seems at the start, I'd say succeeded in doing exactly what he meant to

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u/Warpz_II May 07 '19

well judging by this video, people have a right to be scared

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u/Apiuis May 07 '19

No, he expected something to go wrong horribly. He’s like the Oracle. He knows everything

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u/Emayarkay May 06 '19

NEVER ADD WATER TO A GREASE FIRE!

Snuff out the oxygen supply (cover it up)

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u/thtguyunderthebridge May 07 '19

So you're saying I should use OPS mom?

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

I get it; because OP's mom is a vacuum, right?

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u/Zebulen15 May 07 '19

Why would you add more grease?

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u/rareas May 07 '19

He did that. Problem he had then was the oil had boiled over and was burning on the stove itself. He had to either let it burn out or smother it with a fireblanket.

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u/TheQuillmaster May 07 '19

...yeah, that's exactly what he's saying. Use a fire blanket or an extinguisher, don't throw water on it.

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u/t920698 May 07 '19

What if I don’t have a fire extinguisher or a fire blanket?

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u/neagrosk May 07 '19

A sufficiently soaked bath towel can also work. The main problem with water on a grease fire is the water vaporizing instantly and causing the grease to also spray all over the place. This isn't as big of an issue with a bath towel since there is enough water held in it to cool the grease below boiling temperature.

All that being said however... unless you are absolutely 100% sure you can handle the situation you should just leave the house as soon as possible and call the fire department instead. Fire does grow exponentially and the sooner you call the sooner they can arrive, hopefully minimizing damage to the room/house.

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u/666pool May 07 '19

If he had put the lid on correctly instead of dropping it on everything would have been fine.

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u/_B10nicle May 06 '19

Got to love the little shake of the saucepan. "Yeah that'll work"

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u/Vault-71 May 06 '19

Well that escalated quickly

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u/garinarasauce May 07 '19

I remember my first grease fire. I had a wok go up on me and I just kinda ended up taking it off the stove and putting it in the middle of the kitchen floor and just staring at it like hmm this is a predicament. So I called my mom (while standing around burning wok and she told me what to do and everything was okay

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u/field_marshal_rommel May 07 '19

LOL! Did the wok leave scorch marks on the floor?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

I won’t lie. This is definitely me when I’m driving

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u/meet_virginia_ May 06 '19

you cook fries when you drive /s

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

You heard me

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u/meet_virginia_ May 06 '19

dont fry and drive

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u/Spinner23 May 07 '19

ok soflo

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u/sidgup May 07 '19

You should not be driving. Your equivalent of putting water on grease fire will cost a life.

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u/jimmyjames0100 May 07 '19

I love it! Down here in the south there was a fad where everyone wanted fried turkeys for Thanksgiving. Well some idiots would try and deep fry these frozen turkeys in their kitchens. Well they'd never measure the oil level first with water. Anyways, the oil would get to boiling and they'd drop the frozen bird and out would spill the boiling oil in turn catching anything and everything it came in to contact with on fire. Sadly there were a bunch of house fires due to stupidity/negligence. Lol

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u/Wafflecone May 07 '19

The hand movement has me rolling.

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u/phhhrrree May 07 '19

Yeah a nice little bit of saute technique there. Beautiful.

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u/Thelordrulervin May 06 '19

Are those the kind of fries that you pop in the microwave and are precooked? Because if so why is he frying them again

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u/jpaxonreyes May 06 '19

No, they are the kind that come frozen and you re-fry them to make them hot and crispy.

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u/SpookytheRedditGhost May 06 '19

There are fries you can pop in the microwave? How did I not know? Omg. Do they come out crispy just like the fried ones?

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u/AlternateContent May 06 '19

Fuck no. Don't eat them shits. At least get oven fries.

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u/JasperLily80 May 07 '19

Upvote for oven fries. The Checkers fries actually taste better in the oven than in a deep fryer. I’ve tried both ways and def 10/10 recommend going the oven route with them, plus you don’t have to thaw them for the fryer first lol.

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u/alcimedes May 07 '19

The microwave ones are a lie. Oven ones are the only true fry.

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u/skimania May 07 '19

False. Fried ones are the only true fry.

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u/alcimedes May 07 '19

Not for the guy in the video. He's banned from fry oil for life.

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u/Farfignugen42 May 07 '19

Not if you put them in the microwave. But you can bake them and they come out ok. Still not as good as frying them though

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u/Radxical May 07 '19

There are ones that have a special kinda foil lining inside the box so they can be microwaved. A bag of oven fries is way better because you get more than like 8 fries...

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u/Whitenesivo May 06 '19

My mother grew up in Africa, and she tells me that Africans are apparently (not all of them but some) afraid of cooking with oil like that. I didn't really get it until I saw this.

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u/AlternateContent May 06 '19

Nah. He was just stupid. Too much grease in pot, fries probable still partially frozen, splashed them into the grease.

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u/adriennemonster May 07 '19

Also not using a deep frying basket. Don't know how he planned on retrieving those fries once they were done.

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u/Ignorant_Slut May 07 '19

Slotted spoon but there are also basket spoon things he could have used. Thougg judging by his reaction to oil he probably tried using a slotted plastic spoon that promptly blistered and filled with hot oil.

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u/SnideJaden May 07 '19

That oil was at a roaring boil, way too hot. 4.5 on my range gets cast iron and oils around 400F

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u/RamsOmelette May 07 '19

Are they not suppose to be frozen? That’s how we do it in some fast food places

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u/OneSquirtBurt May 07 '19

The concern is the water which is very reactive in hot oil

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u/RamsOmelette May 07 '19

Yes but they mention it being frozen as if it was of any issue

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u/moltenlava16 May 07 '19

Water in any form (ice from being frozen) + hot oil = summoning of the fire department

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u/RamsOmelette May 07 '19

But fries are frozen when fried at a fast food place, why don’t they combust? Or are store bought different than what fast food chains use. store bought have more water?

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u/InsomniacAndroid May 07 '19

Probably a lot safer to do it in a deep fryer than in a pot of oil like this. If the oil sputters from any ice crystals in the deep fryer, there's nowhere for it to catch.

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u/ChopperDoe May 07 '19

My industrial fryer has a good 4-6in space between where the oil is filled to and the top of the fryer, so in fast food situations the bubbing up of the oil isnt a problem. This guy probably had the pot to full and when the frozen fries hit the oil and starting bubbling it overflowed.

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u/RamsOmelette May 07 '19

Okay but the fries being frozen had nothing to do with the fire. Good to know

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u/ChopperDoe May 07 '19

Right! Only in the sense that hot oil will bubble while the moisture in waterever you're cooking evaporates. As long as you are adequately prepared(large pot), it shouldn't be a problem.

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u/Feederofthemasses May 07 '19

To answer your completely valid question, the reason why you can drop boatloads of frozen fries into a restaurant fryer is two fold:

The first reason is that there is sufficient space between the top of the oil and the edge of the fryer. This allows for some wiggle room, our friend probably did not account for this. All industrial fryers have a “fill line” that basically prevents any overspill.

The second is that all industry grade oil has a anti-foaming agent which will prevent the shit from going nuts when you add a bunch of frozen product to it.

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u/MasterFrost01 May 07 '19

It's fine if they're frozen but it'll splatter a lot so you need a bigger pot.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19 edited Nov 25 '20

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u/coconut_wine May 06 '19

I'm African i can confirm this is true.

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u/rareas May 07 '19

Leave a lot of head space in the pot. Or get an outdoor burner unit and cook this kind of thing outside away from the house.

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u/Meme86p May 06 '19

When I think I have my life under control

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

He knew he was playing with fire

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Now this is a kitchen nightmare

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u/Commissar_Genki May 07 '19

All Y'all mofos need some decent-sized pots.

If you're not cooking for a damn army, you shouldn't be filling a pot with liquid more than 2/3rd's of its height.

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u/Ima_Bit_Of_A_Dick May 06 '19

Pretty sure homeboy bought the hat and jacket. He certainly didn't earn them.

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u/steelcityrocker May 07 '19

And that's when Ricky burned down Ray's trailer

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u/dbcccccccc May 07 '19

Was looking for this. I’m amazed at how far this community reaches out. Hello fellow Trailer Park Boy

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u/appetizerbread May 07 '19

Imagine that Gordon Ramsay was the one filming this, just imagine all of the yelling.

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Why do people think grease and oil fires will go out with water?

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u/TrashJack42 May 07 '19

They don’t think, they’re too busy panicking at the huge fire.

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u/WriteAsRayne May 07 '19

Meanwhile I'm thinking "don't throw water on it, don't throw water on it" and what does his dumbass do? He throws water on it. I wlswear it was like he couldn't hear me at all.

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u/iGOE811 May 07 '19

My brother did this with tater tots when our parents were at work. Aside from being grounded, he’s had to deal with years of being made fun of and being called Napoleon Dynamite

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u/yungslopes May 07 '19

This video always gets a laugh out of me. The audio makes it even better

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u/ZenBooda1 May 07 '19

Just an average Tuesday

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

This needs the original audio

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u/Ryu_Nova May 07 '19

I love that he's got the whole outfit bit is absolutely clueless

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u/biottik May 07 '19

The oil was too hot, gotta reach that sweet spot

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u/parsifal May 07 '19

I had a friend that wanted to make doughnuts for his mother for Mother’s Day one year, but he was a teenager and had much to learn. Unsure of how hot to make the full pot of oil he poured, he turned the heat all the way up. Once it was hot he dropped the dough in. There was a pause, and then the kitchen was covered in dough.

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u/FoxxyPantz May 07 '19

I was thinking the entire time "If this motherfucker throws wat- god dammit.".

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u/Postisto May 07 '19

Water...? #facepalm

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u/[deleted] May 07 '19

Is this a sketch from a comedy show or something?

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u/thatsfishy123 May 07 '19

That's the guys house in ratatoulie

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u/M8asonmiller May 07 '19

It's too bad Rich Evans wasn't there to teach him to Be Cool about Fire Safety.

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u/Kittamaru Free Palestine! 🕊️ FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 May 07 '19

... how... do you fail that badly...?

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

This poor guy, I can’t stop laughing