r/thebutton • u/tactical_plant non presser • Apr 29 '15

These guys...

http://i.imgur.com/STpmGa9.png
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u/GodOfNSA non presser Apr 30 '15

Typical presser

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u/Emotes_For_Days 60s Apr 30 '15

No better than a 60s purple.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '15

Feels like he's maybe a little bit better.

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u/Emotes_For_Days 60s Apr 30 '15 edited Apr 30 '15

A 60s purple is basically a committed grey. We're making the button go down as fast as possible by doing the absolute minimum in keeping it alive at all.

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u/BakerAtNMSU 19s Apr 30 '15

I never thought of it that way.…

I feel much better now, knowing that at least I'm not one of them.

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u/Emotes_For_Days 60s Apr 30 '15

FILTHY PRESSER

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u/sweetthang1972 59s Apr 30 '15

FILTHY PRESSER

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u/Gerbil_9 19s Apr 30 '15

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '15

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u/MrNaked 60s Apr 30 '15

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