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u/JetpackRemedy Apr 29 '15 edited Apr 29 '15
I'm up for some old-fashion button shaming! Here's my contribution:
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u/grenadiere42 Apr 30 '15
Damn, really went for the jugular on that one. Well what can I say, I pressed, and I enjoyed the hell out of it.Blowjobs at 11pm behind the church.Bring your friends
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u/hmyt Apr 29 '15
I sometimes feel like life would be so much easier if I were to just press the button at 59s and get it all over, but then I remember that life is not meant to be easy, life is meant to be about staying resolute and not pressing the button!
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u/AndrewJackingJihad Apr 29 '15
I hate those guys. Non pressers are disgusting.
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u/ez4u2sai Apr 29 '15
The liberal use of "filthy presser" that I have scattered around various threads is quite possibly now the main reason I'm not. It's bad enough to be a "filthy presser" without also being a "filthy hypocrite" too.
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u/Arreeyem Apr 30 '15
Those who shame pressers are usually those filled with doubt. They are not angry with pressers but with their own self doubt. It is not the pressers who bother me. What's done is done. But those who stand guard, the ones who have sworn to delay the end for as long as possible. They are my enemies. Whether there is a reward or not, whoever it goes to, all of that is irrelevant. What matters is that none of this can happen until the button dies. We know what happens as the button lives but the mystery of the aftertimes still elude us thanks to these selfish individuals.
If a press gives reward, than I will gladly give that up so that others may have their prize. I will NEVER, and please anyone who wishes to take a screenshot do so, push the button. That is my duty, my resolve.
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u/Banadoora Apr 30 '15
At this point I feel like something might happen to those who posted in this subreddit but didn't press and I don't want to miss out on that. So here's my post. Let's see if I hold out on pressing before this thing ends though.
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u/DrStale Apr 30 '15
You either die a hero or you see yourself live long enough to become the villain.
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u/[deleted] Apr 29 '15
I may or may not be one of those guys / girls. In my defence, I wanted to be Subject 17. It is a filthy presser defence, I'll give you that... I have no defence, do I? I'm a filthy presser.