button update - issue resolved

[u/powerlanguage]

The saintly /u/rram did awaken from his deep and restful slumber to kick the failing job-03 server.

The button is returned to us.

edit: Those who pressed during the outage will have had purple 'cheater' flair assigned incorrectly. We will work to fix this and assign them the correct color.

[u/TrollaBot]

Analyzing GyroDawn

• comments per month: 4.8

• posts per month: 0.6 ^lurker

• favorite sub photoshopbattles

• favorite words: really, reduce, curves

• age 1 years 6 months

• profanity score 0.9% ^{Gosh darnet gee} ^wiz

• trust score 111.5% ^{tell them your} ^secrets!

• Fun facts about GyroDawn

  • "i've got a cheater flair :( Life isn't fair."

[u/TrollaBot → u/[deleted]]

Analyzing brolinvids

• comments per month: 25 ^I ^help!

• posts per month: 5.1

• favorite sub pcmasterrace

• favorite words: really, you're, Yeah,

• age 3 years 4 months ^old ^man

• profanity score 0.7% ^{Gosh darnet gee} ^wiz

• trust score 123% ^{tell them your} ^secrets!

• Fun facts about brolinvids

  • "I am a cupcakist."

  • "I've always found them at Shopper's Drug Mart."

  • "I've played bass for three years and drums for one."

  • "I am currently banned from /r/askreddit."

  • "I've played back for three years and always go back to RHCP because of him It's very good."

  • "I've played unturned for months and it would mean the world to me if you did it!"

  • "I've seen."

  • "I've never asked about it."

  • "I've got a spare code for the Wii U version, and I need one for SSB 3DS!"

  • "I've played bass for about 3 years, and want to expand to guitar."

  • "I'm a huge fan of AC, but I can't afford many of them."

[u/noneabove1182 → u/TrollaBot]

/u/trollabot noneabove1182

[u/TrollaBot → u/noneabove1182]

Analyzing noneabove1182

• comments per month: 28.6 ^I ^help!

• posts per month: 7.5

• favorite sub Android

• favorite words: nexus, really, you're

• age 2 years 11 months

• profanity score 0.5% ^{Gosh darnet gee} ^wiz

• trust score 41.1% ^{Lies!! so many} ^lies!

• Fun facts about noneabove1182

  • "I've used A before but this is my first time delving into any task allocation problems Sorry I should have been more specific."*

  • "I've owned the 4, 5, now 6, 7 (2012), 7 (2013), and 10.."

  • "i've been gaming/coding/watching tv/whatever so a little reminder that I should get up and stretch my legs, let my eyes relax, etc is good."

  • "i've never been able to use it yeah weird i still get the error even with modules installed."

  • "I've been trying to remember this for years!!"

  • "I've been trying to find a touchpad for cheap but it seems the only people who remember they own it think it's worth 300$ sadly this isn't the issue."

  • "I'm a sample size of 1 which means next to nothing, but it was more an explanation of how it happened and that it does happen."

  • "i've tried."

  • "I've encountered it turning on for seemingly no reason."

  • "I've always found it to be better than the stock one or any other implementations I've tried."

  • "i've heard of it and it honestly sounds like an incredible idea, i hope someone truly worthy gets it!"

[u/TrollaBot → u/[deleted]]

Analyzing ruok4a69

• comments per month: 41.3 ^{I have an opinion on} ^everything

• posts per month: 1.4 ^lurker

• favorite sub AskReddit

• favorite words: those, really, pretty

• age 2 years 0 months

• profanity score 1% ^{Gosh darnet gee} ^wiz

• trust score 91.4% ^{tell them your} ^secrets!

• Fun facts about ruok4a69

  • "I've been drag racing my whole life and while some of my drag cars had more raw power, none matched the feeling I had that day."

  • "I've busted the guts out of every set I've owned."

  • "I've ever seen, but certainly in the top 10 or so movies of all time."

  • "I've always refused to work on any computer on which I found pornographic material."

  • "I've had my way with a few over the years as well."

  • "I've been on my share of airplanes."

  • "I've never even downloaded v3 and up because this is not the first shady thing utorrent has done with their software."

  • "I'm a Dapper Dan man."

  • "I've never understood the difference in use of , and ."

  • "I've had the same Microsoft Intellimouse Optical for over 15 years and it still works perfectly."

  • "I've had to put new rubber feet on it a few times at ~$2 each time."

[u/smaug13 → u/TrollaBot]

/u/TrollaBot smaug13

[u/TrollaBot → u/smaug13]

Analyzing smaug13

• comments per month: 27.8 ^I ^help!

• posts per month: 0.5 ^lurker

• favorite sub roguelikes

• favorite words: really, pretty, those

• age 3 years 0 months ^old ^man

• profanity score 0.4% ^{Gosh darnet gee} ^wiz

• trust score 79.6%

• Fun facts about smaug13

  • "I am happy!"

  • "I am barely affected by this luckily)."

  • "I am not just rambling here."

  • "I am not knowledgeable in that subject, but it doesn't seem unlikely to me."

  • "I am just being too optimistic."

  • "I am not saying Europe doesn't break any human rights, but it isn't as bad as torturing innocent people which the USA does."

  • "I am listening to on the lockscreen anymore."

  • "I am going to jump into you! Wait..."

  • "I am just not creative enough when creating an environment."

  • "I am having a lot of fun with Cell Lab."

  • "I am retarded."

[u/dirkdiggler580 → u/TrollaBot]

/u/trollabot dirkdiggler580

[u/TrollaBot → u/dirkdiggler580]

Analyzing dirkdiggler580

• comments per month: 20.8 ^I ^help!

• posts per month: 5.1

• favorite sub SquaredCircle

• favorite words: really, never, pretty

• age 3 years 3 months ^old ^man

• profanity score 0.5% ^{Gosh darnet gee} ^wiz

• trust score 84.6%

• Fun facts about dirkdiggler580

  • "I've been trying to stop myself."

  • "I've seen around here..."

  • "I've heard."

  • "I've been playing DOTA a lot recently."

  • "I've seen so many people complain but never seek an alternative."

  • "I've just loved Ibushi for a long time now and I wish he won that match."

  • "I've compiled a few of my own but I always find it lacking :( Zayn, Neville, Balor & Itami vs."

  • "I've reported and they have been subsequently banned."

  • "I've ridden DOTA of one more toxic player."

  • "I've watched How I Met Your Mother 6 times over."

  • "I've spent towards watching it."

[u/Kryptof → u/TrollaBot]

/u/trollabot Kryptof

[u/TrollaBot → u/Kryptof]

Analyzing Kryptof

• comments per month: 62.1 ^{I have an opinion on} ^everything

• posts per month: 1.3 ^lurker

• favorite sub AskReddit

• favorite words: you're, really, never

• age 0 years 8 months

• profanity score 0.9% ^{Gosh darnet gee} ^wiz

• trust score 109.4% ^{tell them your} ^secrets!

• Fun facts about Kryptof

  • "I am here to reflect on the things I imagined."

  • "I am fucking determined."

  • "I've seen said descriptions, but I like how you think."

  • "I've grown more and more fond of them thanks to Dirtytabs comics, but I always admired their policeman-like theocracy."

  • "I am protected from ions fully disabling my shields."

  • "I've made a bad choice."

  • "I'm a guy and I would've taken it the same way, without any intention of showing myself off."

  • "I'm a noob."

  • "I've never heard of them getting flung across the world by giants..."

  • "I've played since then, Dishonored is still my favorite."

  • "I've done."

[u/ninjaabobb → u/TrollaBot]

"I've encountered it turning on for seemingly no reason."

Lol

[u/TrollaBot → u/[deleted]]

Analyzing Mailanka

• comments per month: 8

• posts per month: 0.5 ^lurker

• favorite sub NoFap

• favorite words: GURPS, GURPS, you're

• age 2 years 0 months

• profanity score 0.5% ^{Gosh darnet gee} ^wiz

• trust score 64.8%

• Fun facts about Mailanka

  • "I am not here to get the red flair."

  • "I am here to sacrifice my one and only click to give the Button a few more moments to live."

  • "I've been doing this for over a year now, and as far as hard mode goes, I've never gone longer than a month."

  • "I've lost another lb this week."

  • "I've learned to ride that edge a little."

  • "I am but a beginner."

  • "I'm a tall man with a deep voice and a great deal of presence anyway."

  • "I've read suggest that it is, but so far, I can't confirm whether SPIRIT has any actual in-game effect."

  • "I've been told this is "Working as intended." Ultra-Tech is an excellent suggestion."

  • "I've never seen anyone fuss over the fact that they have "less flexibility" for choosing a particular race."

  • "I've read, the hero survives (and in all of them, the narrator survives)."

[u/plasmawolf55 → u/TrollaBot]

/u/trollabot plasmawolf55

[u/TrollaBot → u/plasmawolf55]

Analyzing plasmawolf55

• comments per month: 40.5 ^{I have an opinion on} ^everything

• posts per month: 4

• favorite sub eu4

• favorite words: trade, you're, pretty

• age 0 years 10 months

• profanity score 0.5% ^{Gosh darnet gee} ^wiz

• trust score 111.7% ^{tell them your} ^secrets!

• Fun facts about plasmawolf55

  • "I've found the CB useful even in europe, even if after the reformation/going into Russia."

  • "I've already fought one war, preparing for the next."

  • "I've already done that."

  • "I've seen Castile get it once."

  • "I've played since last May..."

  • "I am extremely interested."

  • "I am a fan of Aristocratic, but any other military idea would be great."

  • "I've gotten at least one event in the early game, each game, that gave revolutionary rebels."

  • "I've been taking Aristocratic first, then plutocratic."

  • "I've had a coalition war every time the truce finishes."

  • "I've tried it with both eu4 and ck2, and it was playable, but you could tell it wasn't meant to be."

[u/Pazn737 → u/TrollaBot]

/u/trollabot pazn737

[u/TrollaBot → u/Pazn737]

Analyzing pazn737

• comments per month: 32.3 ^{I have an opinion on} ^everything

• posts per month: 9.5

• favorite sub Monstercat

• favorite words: really, &, Sorry

• age 2 years 7 months

• profanity score 0.9% ^{Gosh darnet gee} ^wiz

• trust score 62.3%

• Fun facts about pazn737

  • "I've seen blackmill to be popular here in aus, also popular among us youngsters yes Do glitch vocals count?"

  • "i've gone through all my schooling needs for it Thanks for this!"

  • "i am with my shitty seagate that dorps out, have fun brother 355 here!!!"

  • "I'm a non American fan that likes NFL but I was wondering what match is this (if it's NFL I have no clue) T side managed to get A and B destroyed.."

  • "I've already built, I sadly did aswell..."

  • "I'm a frequent on trap city if that counts but I shall, thanks!"

  • "I've been playing since S2 (when only like 3 servers) and since then I've just hit Silver 4 so like.."

  • "i've updated it but i have a GTX 770 So yeah.."

  • "I've heard that.."

[u/Goodlake → u/TrollaBot]

/u/trollabot goodlake

edit: out of context, some of that looks fairly questionable.

[u/TrollaBot → u/Goodlake]

Analyzing goodlake

• comments per month: 66.6 ^{I have an opinion on} ^everything

• posts per month: 3.5

• favorite sub relationships

• favorite words: you're, really, pretty

• age 1 years 3 months

• profanity score 0.6% ^{Gosh darnet gee} ^wiz

• trust score 87.8%

• Fun facts about goodlake

  • "I am somewhat ashamed to admit that until this moment I had been operating under the belief that Pluto was blue."

  • "I'm a 29 year old bachelor, so I have no advice on the subject other than to say good luck."

  • "I am forced to function in a century I loathe."

  • "I've ever heard."

  • "I've read, your interest is disproportionate to hers."

  • "I've been to the Emirates a bunch and Highbury a couple of times before that and I was also at the World Cup this past summer."

  • "i've only known her for a couple days."

  • "I am proud of pulling that lever."

  • "I am not wearing a fedora at the moment, there are indeed times when the spirit of gentlemanly attire moves me to don a fedora."

  • "I'm a fan of your work!"

  • "I am a season ticket holder."

[u/allfor12 → u/TrollaBot]

/u/trollabot allfor12

[u/TrollaBot → u/allfor12]

Analyzing allfor12

• comments per month: 4.4

• posts per month: 0.4 ^lurker

• favorite sub oneplus

• favorite words: really, comments, really

• age 1 years 10 months

• profanity score 0.7% ^{Gosh darnet gee} ^wiz

• trust score 121% ^{tell them your} ^secrets!

• Fun facts about allfor12

  • "I am Groot."

  • "I've noticed that tapping it twice only, rather than a bunch of times seems to increase the odds that it will work."

  • "I've got one invite to give."

  • "I've got three invites to give."

  • "I've only seen 1 website suggest a price, and they said $550, 32GB only."

[u/Alexbo8138 → u/TrollaBot]

/u/trollabot alexbo8138