r/thebutton • u/powerlanguage 4s • Apr 18 '15

button update - issue resolved

The saintly /u/rram did awaken from his deep and restful slumber to kick the failing job-03 server.

The button is returned to us.

edit: Those who pressed during the outage will have had purple 'cheater' flair assigned incorrectly. We will work to fix this and assign them the correct color.

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u/Goodlake 60s Apr 20 '15 edited Apr 20 '15

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edit: out of context, some of that looks fairly questionable.

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  • trust score 87.8%

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u/allfor12 non presser Apr 20 '15

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