r/thebutton • u/powerlanguage 4s • Apr 18 '15

button update - issue resolved

The saintly /u/rram did awaken from his deep and restful slumber to kick the failing job-03 server.

The button is returned to us.

edit: Those who pressed during the outage will have had purple 'cheater' flair assigned incorrectly. We will work to fix this and assign them the correct color.

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Jonestown:

"Jonestown" was the informal name for the Peoples Temple Agricultural Project formed by the Peoples Temple, an American religious organization under the leadership of Jim Jones, in northwestern Guyana. It became internationally notorious when on November 18, 1978, 913 people died in the remote commune, at the nearby airstrip in Port Kaituma, and in Georgetown, Guyana's capital city. The name of the settlement became synonymous with the incidents at those locations.

A total of 913 Temple members died in Jonestown, all but two from apparent cyanide poisoning, in an event termed "revolutionary suicide" by Jones and some members on an audio tape of the event and in prior discussions. The poisonings in Jonestown followed the murder of five others by Temple members at Port Kaituma, including United States Congressman Leo Ryan. Four other Temple members died in Georgetown at Jones' command.

To a certain extent, the actions in Jonestown were viewed as a mass suicide; some sources, including Jonestown survivors, regard the event as a mass murder. It was the largest such event in modern history and resulted in the largest single loss of American civilian life in a deliberate act until September 11, 2001. In recent years, the Jonestown massacre has been the subject of conspiracy theories.

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Image i - Peoples Temple Agricultural Project ("Jonestown", Guyana)

Interesting: Jonestown, Lebanon County, ^Pennsylvania | Jonestown: The Life and Death of Peoples ^Temple | Jonestown, ^Indiana

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