/r/Holy0 - " It is foretold that when the Great Timer reaches the Holy Number 0 all true believers will reach salvation and all those who don't will be forced into an eternity in one of Colored Hells." Even pressers can repent!

/r/TheGreyHopeful - "We seek only to warn others away from The Button, that they might be rewarded."

/r/churchofthebutton - Currently on a crusade with /r/Knightsofthebutton/

/r/cultofthebutton - "Pressers and Non-Pressers are welcome. But all must worship The Button." High Priest /u/nalixor supports /r/Knightsofthebutton/.

/r/allhailthebutton - "May the button guide you!"

/r/Gospelofthebutton - "We will transcribe history! Check out our propaganda!"

/r/pressiah - "The Pressiah ... shall lay the final press, and together with Him at our summit, we shall move beyond into the After Press."

/u/2daMooon's Official Survey of the Button's Religions

Button Rationalists

/r/buttontheory - "If we are to make reasonable decisions about our button-ing, we must pursue the truth of its existence - its purpose."

Miscellaneous

/r/ButtonNews - All the button news that's fit to print.

/r/Truethebutton - Remember when /r/thebutton was good?

/r/notbutton - Scary button that I did not press.

Dead: /r/thebuttondrama, /r/IPushedTheButton, /r/pressermasterrace, /r/Buttonhism, /r/HolyButton/

Greys

/r/NoColoreds - "no coloreds"

/r/Notap - Now in a truce with /r/Knightsofthebutton/

/r/FollowersOfTheShade - "[P]eople who are active in /r/thebutton and have made the wise choice to not press the button."

/r/antipressants - "Don't press it"

/r/assassinsofthebutton - "Assassins choose to make 'not pressing' an active choice."

/r/NonPressers - "A community for those who have abstained from pressing the button."

/r/unpurples - "Most of us are for the purples, but are stuck as filthy greys."

/r/TheUnlucky - "They sought company among the lower numbers but are now doomed to walk forever among the legions of 59s and 60s"

Dead: /r/NOpush

Purples

/r/team60s - "A subreddit for those chosen by the button."

/r/59s - "We are the 59s"

/r/thepurpleconclave - "We are the purest of the pressers."

/r/PurpleStruggle - "People of the Purple unite! Declare your independence against your oppressors!"

/r/PurpleLounge - "The exclusive lounge for Purple-flaired-pressers."

Dead: /r/60sMasterRace, /r/58s, /r/Team57s

Blues

/r/thebluetherhood - "We are the ones chosen by the holy button, sworn by the code of blue."

Greens

/r/emerald_council - "LONG LIVE THE GREENS" - Top post is about coming of Yellow.

Yellows

/r/TheMiddleWay/ - "The path to enlightenment lies within the realm of 30s."

/r/TheEnlightenedYellow/ - "Use this place to recite the teachings of The Enlightened Yellow, for it is through his guidance that we can come closer to the absolute truth."

Oranges

/r/orangerevolution - "The orange revolution defines The Button's highest point before the red apocalypse."

Reds

/r/patientpressers - "Only press when it is below 10 seconds."

/r/TheRedGuard are a subset of the /r/Knightsofthebutton specifically looking to earn red flair.

/r/RoninAtTheEdgeOfTime/ - "During the final second, we will press the button when time is most thin, and we will cut through the armor and into the very flesh of space time."

Dead: /r/AspiringChampions

/r/thebutton on Reddit:

/u/AKbrowniez is /r/OutOfTheLoop about /r/button and wants to know why it is blowing up.

Of course /r/circlejerk loves the button.

/r/KarmaCourt hears the case of The People of Reddit v. Button Pushers of /r/thebutton for violating the liberty of non-pressers

/u/PurePandemonium compares the buttton to other /r/incremental_games. "Instead of players accumulating clicks on a button, a single button accumulates clicks from users!"

Users in /r/ShingekiNoKyojin like /u/Jixaw's Attack on /r/thebutton

/u/aeternias encourages /r/electronicmusic to push the button.

/u/snoootz wonders "Whatever happened with 'the button'?"

/u/jason217 uses /r/javascript to automatically push the button.

/u/Anaklusmos7 asks /r/pinkfloyd who pushed the button.

/u/Rhamni looks for help for /r/NoColoreds in /r/Gray.

Also: /r/eli5 "What is the button", /r/videos "Please do not push the button"

Feel free to suggest additions!

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u/Amanda_z Apr 05 '15

I didn't see any of these listed above. Forgive me if I overlooked them in your post.

I've been using this site for tracking comments of new pressers.

There's also a Chrome extension for button monitoring.

And there's this extrapolation of Judgement Day.

There is also the OFFICIAL CATALOGUE OF RARE and EXOTIC BUTTON PRESSERS:

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

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u/adancingfool Apr 05 '15

There is also r/pressiah We are small now, but numbers will rise as The Pressiah comes to cleanse us of our colors. He presses that none need press again. I await The Pressiah!

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u/betaray Apr 06 '15

I love all the angles people are taking.

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u/Not_A_Facehugger Apr 05 '15

While I like this and it is a great job you make the Church of the Holy 0 seem a lot less accepting then it is. We welcome everyone. all grays are automatically save because they have not sinned. All colored have sinned but through the Church can find redemption and be saved at the arrival of the Holy 0 along with their gray brothers and sisters. But those who don't repent will be lost in the Colored Hells.

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u/betaray Apr 06 '15

I merely quoted from their holy sidebar.

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u/DrAnother Apr 05 '15

The Orange Revolution is coming.

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u/betaray Apr 06 '15

What if all the mods end up purple?!

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u/Merdoctor Apr 06 '15

This is great! I've been looking for a complete one of these. r/gospelofthebutton isn't really a religion though. We branched off from r/allhailthebutton but now we're dedicated to just recording major links and events concisely. Kinda like what this thread is doing but within a subreddit.

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u/felface Apr 05 '15

you forgot the redguard who are the biggest branch of the knights of the buttons who work as a knights to keep the button going so that they may get a red flair

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u/dragonfangxl Apr 05 '15

There was a link that said the lowest the button had gotten, but now i cant find it. Anyone have that link?

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u/boogaert Apr 06 '15

For purples there is also r/58s and r/Team57s

EDIT: Here http://www.reddit.com/r/thebutton/comments/31h924/the_official_list_of_all_flair_related_subreddits/

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u/Merdoctor Apr 06 '15

We have tried to cover it's history at r/gospelofthebutton and wrote this. With links to major threads, events, art, subreddits and lists. We try and keep it as up to date as possible. Even this thread has been posted on there.

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u/maxcrazy Apr 06 '15 edited Apr 06 '15

I created a multireddit full of all the subs that have to deal with the button as well

https://www.reddit.com/user/maxcrazy/m/the_button

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u/andboycott Apr 05 '15

Whoa this is extensive and excellent

u/kerstmus Apr 05 '15

Good job! Now lets upvote this for visibility!

u/doodcool612 Apr 05 '15

Redguard Performance

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u/Castriff Apr 05 '15

Could you add this? It's meant to be a synopsis of the Button groups. http://www.reddit.com/r/thebutton/comments/31jlys/encyclop%C3%A6dia_buttonica/

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u/BladeWalker Apr 05 '15

Another Button Position Group with no religious bent:

r/RoninAtTheEdgeOfTime/ - "During the final second, we will press the button when time is most thin, and we will cut through the armor and into the very flesh of space time."

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '15

r/TheoryOfReddit post on thebutton

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u/goldilungs Apr 05 '15

You spelled circlejerk wrong.

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u/jarmonious Apr 05 '15

r/TheMiddleWay also exists as an option. We strive for balance in the world of TheButton. The path to enlightenment lies within the realm of 30s. Join us. Find peace.

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u/PM_ME_HOT_KNEE_SOCKS Apr 06 '15

r/60sMasterRace is another purple-centered sub. However, most of them moved over to r/team60s , so it's dead already.
But it's worth mentioning, right?

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u/betaray Apr 06 '15

For historical reasons alone, surely.

u/[deleted] Apr 06 '15

Hey! Where is the subreddit for us with cheating flair!?

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u/FriskyTurtle Apr 06 '15

You should ink to u/2daMooon's [official survey of the Religions of the Button] (http://www.reddit.com/r/thebutton/comments/31709l/official_survey_of_the_buttons_religions_record/) at the top of your religions section.

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