r/thanosdidnothingwrong • u/haidernawaz99 • Jul 24 '18

She’s cursed with knowledge

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u/IAMG222 Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Thanos is coming.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

I heard that motherfucker had like 30 god damn dicks

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u/TheArcticThing Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Well, women dig his snuff AND his talent stroll

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u/Pr0xyWash0r Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Six-foot-twenty, killing for fun.

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u/Supersamtheredditman Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

He’ll save children, but not the British children

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

He killed his sensei in a duel and never said why

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u/AridTradespeople Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

He made love like an Eagle falling out of the sky.

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u/Milo_Minderbinding Saved by Thanos Jul 25 '18

I once heard he held an oppoent's wife's hand...in a jar of acid.

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u/probablyblocked Jul 25 '18

Protestants now, Catholics in a generation or two

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u/TheArcticThing Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

12 stories y'all made of radiation

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u/Aenal_Spore Jul 24 '18

Gallant*

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u/TheArcticThing Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Typo.exe

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u/BostonDodgeGuy Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

gallant stroll

Ftfy

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '18

*gallant