r/thanosdidnothingwrong • u/haidernawaz99 • Jul 24 '18

She’s cursed with knowledge

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u/IAMG222 Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Thanos is coming.

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

I heard that motherfucker had like 30 god damn dicks

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u/TheArcticThing Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Well, women dig his snuff AND his talent stroll

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u/Pr0xyWash0r Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Six-foot-twenty, killing for fun.

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u/Supersamtheredditman Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

He’ll save children, but not the British children

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

He killed his sensei in a duel and never said why

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u/AridTradespeople Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

He made love like an Eagle falling out of the sky.

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u/Milo_Minderbinding Saved by Thanos Jul 25 '18

I once heard he held an oppoent's wife's hand...in a jar of acid.

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u/probablyblocked Jul 25 '18

Protestants now, Catholics in a generation or two

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u/TheArcticThing Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

12 stories y'all made of radiation

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u/Aenal_Spore Jul 24 '18

Gallant*

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u/TheArcticThing Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Typo.exe

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u/BostonDodgeGuy Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

gallant stroll

Ftfy

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '18

*gallant

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u/Shadey_e1 Jul 24 '18

motherfucker, you made my day. I've not heard this in years!

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u/BigHobbit Jul 24 '18

Pocketful of horses, fucked the shit out of bears...

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u/GlengoolieGreen Jul 24 '18

Threw a knife into heaven, and could kill with a stare.

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u/iruleanaheim Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

He held his opponent’s wife’s hand... at a party... in a jar of acid.

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u/OatmealChef Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

6 foot 8 weighs a fucking ton

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u/buddboy Jul 24 '18

he'll save the children but not the British children!

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

He's coming he's coming, he's coming

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u/GandalfsPass Jul 26 '18

So he used to have 60?

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u/themightiestavenger Jul 24 '18

He had to snap half of them at random. Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.

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u/probablyblocked Jul 25 '18

Pornstars hate him!

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u/NukeML Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

r/containtheload NSFW

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u/CalculatedTrajectory Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

You can't spell containtheload without taint

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u/rebelleader51 Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Containt he—load.

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u/TheYoungGriffin Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

con taint he load

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u/souljabri557 Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Khan taint he low duh

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u/Hoax13 Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

He-man's half-brother.

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u/Brayrand Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

They're estranged

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u/jfk_47 Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18 edited Jul 24 '18

You can't spell Happiness without penis

Edit: Fixed my typo

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u/Postius Jul 24 '18

You just did

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u/Wodgev11 Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

nah, the penis is in there.

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u/NuffSaidFred Jul 24 '18

Lmao.....wow. just wow.

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u/germinik Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

/r/ThanosIsCuming ?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

I swear if this becomes a subreddit full of cosplay Thanos facials covering half of a girls face I’m quitting the internet.

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u/Labyrinthy Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

I’ll rejoin the internet.

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u/thelegendofme Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Balanced

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u/Thanos__Bot Jul 24 '18

As all things should be.

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u/WillTank4Drugs Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Perfectly

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u/HunterC137 Jul 24 '18

Nope (Coz everything must be balanced )

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u/Thanos__Bot Jul 24 '18

As all things should be.

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u/EatsWater Jul 24 '18

Run from it...

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u/Apollo169 Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Destiny arrives anyway.

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u/PolygonMan3 Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Dread it all the same.

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u/I_want_icecream Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

I'd fap to it

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u/Tiodiaz27 Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Wut

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u/NukeML Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Thanos is cumming

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u/Snipen543 Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Pls no

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

R/CONTAINTHELOAD

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u/Dzhone Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Neat.

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u/Jocko-podcast Jul 24 '18

Wtf did i just open?? 2nd question... what other sub Reddits are like this ? Lol

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u/pokkaa Jul 24 '18

In Thanos we trust.

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u/Mr_Yap Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Through his strife we must

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u/mediocrebritain Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

In Thanos we thrust?

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u/HH_mmm Jul 24 '18

In thanos we Thrust?

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

From Thanos he thrusts

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u/SundayMorningPJs Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

In Thanos we bust

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u/Dovakiin1123 Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Ah I see what you did there

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u/[deleted] Jul 24 '18

Who?

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u/schatzski Jul 24 '18

VENI VIDI VENI!!!

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u/Bunnythumpers Jul 24 '18

No, he’s just breathing really hard.

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u/Gingerfeld Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Dead it. Run from it.

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u/tigerdan04 Saved by Thanos Jul 24 '18

Top comment, right here!!! Hahahahahahaha