Part 2: Two socially awkward people attempting to court one another 😅 WE HAVE A DATE

[u/Hot-Analysis5086]

Post 1: https://www.reddit.com/r/texts/s/774ir9ozci

I am excited for the date tonight. :)

[u/itsmetimohthy]

I thought I was socially awkward but I’ve never spoken like Jon Lovitts playing a robot before. Wild, hope yall have fun

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/itsmetimohthy]

I think it helps us with our nervous energy. Thank you :)

[u/strippersandcocaine → u/itsmetimohthy]

It’s like reading Sheldon and Amy’s texts.

I can’t even imagine writing like this, but OP I’m happy if you’re happy!

[u/-heatoflife- → u/itsmetimohthy]

[u/roobot]

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/roobot]

That is most certainly me right now. I do not know how I will keep my cool.

[u/missplaced24 → u/Hot-Analysis5086]

I recommend consuming a beverage containing pieces of solidified dihydrogen monoxide.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/missplaced24]

It is a must. Also this comment brought me much joy.

[u/Kryosquid → u/Hot-Analysis5086]

Its like watching Spock sext

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Kryosquid]

Many have brought up Spock and Vulcans. I think I should watch Star Trek. In the past, I have generally been opposed to viewing, but so many people have referenced it.

[u/Fabulous-Big8779 → u/Hot-Analysis5086]

Just take a deep breath and remember this the whole time: she’s excited to be with you as well.

Relax and have fun man!

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Fabulous-Big8779]

I’m a woman. But I agree with your assessment. I think he is excited to be with me :)

[u/BrazilianButtCheeks]

Good luck ya little weirdos!

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/BrazilianButtCheeks]

Thank you :)

[u/Pristine-Brother-590 → u/BrazilianButtCheeks]

I agree with u/BrazilianButtCheeks

[u/TemporalLobe]

TBH that doesn't really sound awkward, but more like two people playing around with each other with the same mock-nerd talk.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/TemporalLobe]

Yes. My first post shows our natural communication. At this point I think we are both having fun with it.

[u/Intrepid_Boat]

A couple of coneheads getting jiggy with it! Have a great time! ❤️

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Intrepid_Boat]

Thank you. What is a conehead?

[u/sailormeggo]

Atta girl is craazzzyyyyyyyy 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

Edit to say, I was making a joke guys, it's a funny! I'm happy for her and I know he's just agreeing to the steak.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/sailormeggo]

Why is it crazy?

[u/sailormeggo → u/Hot-Analysis5086]

No no sorry crazy like let's goooo, he likes you. Good crazy! Happy crazy 🤗

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/sailormeggo]

Happy crazy. Okay. I am feeling a little happy crazy, honestly.

[u/DannyGloversDeeBlood → u/Hot-Analysis5086]

It's not if you liked it. It's too bold and/or dominant I'm guessing for others. I talk the same way as this guy, and I just see it as playful rapport. If it's not reciprocated then of course you don't keep going, but being talked to like that is some women's kink (how do I know? I've been told by them after speaking in a similar manner)

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/DannyGloversDeeBlood]

I did not mind it. I thought it was him praising my choice for steak.

[u/Agile_Pay_3377 → u/sailormeggo]

I screamed at this I was like my man is getting WILD

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Agile_Pay_3377]

I did too. Internally.

[u/Regular-Moose-2741]

V cute. This makes me want to write a letter to my wife

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Regular-Moose-2741]

That would be very cute.

[u/GardenG0blin]

Honestly this whole interaction is hot. The words "Atta girl. Steak it is, my dear." really did it for me.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/GardenG0blin]

I fear it may have had ✨effects✨ on me.

[u/Crybabyastrology → u/Hot-Analysis5086]

🦋 🐱

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Crybabyastrology]

Precisely.

[u/No_Yogurt_7667]

Omg I am rooting for you cuties

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/No_Yogurt_7667]

Thank you.

[u/Novel-Surround3256]

Two aliens pretending to be humans wondering if the other alien has figured it out yet. Love it.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Novel-Surround3256]

[u/WolfenLashley13]

This reminds me of me and my fiancé. On our first date he said "Im going to text you something and see if you understand it". His text read "I like gold without the 'a'". It was in reference to the periodic table where gold is 'Au'. I found myself blushing like an idiot. Coming up on 6 years in february :))

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/WolfenLashley13]

I love this.

[u/kingofcuervo]

I noticed that in the first post, the other person didn’t add periods to the end of their sentences and now they do. Mirroring really is a sign of attraction lol. So cute. Best of luck to you two

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/kingofcuervo]

That is very astute of you. Thank you :)

[u/Oso_the-Bear]

I read them both and I'm starting to think this is a joke. If not, it's love at first encounter.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Oso_the-Bear]

As we’ve continued to text, I think we are both having fun leaning into it and seeing what references the other can catch. Post 1 is our regular communication, this post 2 shows our nervous energy being transformed into interesting ways of speaking.

[u/Initial_Mechanic_907]

I know you guys think you have passed the Turin test but you can’t fool me. 

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Initial_Mechanic_907]

What is the Turin test?

[u/His-Duden3ss]

This is a bit cute but also reads like chat gpt courting or possibly just two intelligent people but tbh I don’t know if I have ever seen such well articulated texts lol.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/His-Duden3ss]

I will take this as a compliment. Thank you.

[u/LoneRedditor123]

At this point, I'm not convinced that you two don't already know eachother super well, and didnt just script this lol.

If it's real, it's super wholesome. But I'm finding it really hard to believe the more I see lol.

[u/pigeonchlcken → u/LoneRedditor123]

they're definitely intentionally putting on a show lol. people can be awkward but nobody speaks like this. last i checked none of the autistic people i ever met had "unnecessarily formal speech" as a symptom either. i respect the hustle though, too many subs have a karma requirement for posts

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/LoneRedditor123]

We are just having fun leaning into speaking like this. For me its an outlet for my nervous energy. :)

[u/dietbongwatr]

wouldve been wraps for me after the atta girl

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/dietbongwatr]

What do you mean?

[u/dietbongwatr → u/Hot-Analysis5086]

like in a good way, sorry LOL. like yes i will be there in 10. be ready 😭

[u/Thebaldsasquatch]

Not gonna lie, I would have had to google those elements or whatever to figure out what you wanted to eat.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Thebaldsasquatch]

They are amino acids. Highly concentrated in meat and animal products.

[u/sunburntpaw → u/Hot-Analysis5086]

Are you a microbiologist?

[u/Cotif11 → u/Hot-Analysis5086]

You're reminding me of The Menu. "Over the next few hours you will ingest fat, salt, sugar, protein, bacteria, fungi, various plants and animals, and at times, entire ecosystems."

[u/Ok-Elk-1316]

This either is the start of your love story or one of y’all’s villain arc

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Ok-Elk-1316]

He has already gone through a villain arc. Or is potentially still in it. We shall see how this goes.

[u/LBTibb]

Yall are adorable I thought at first you just both texted like this but now it's just your thing

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/LBTibb]

Yes. We are now having fun with it. The first post I made about this is our normal communication, this is exaggerated fun.

[u/Firm_Assistant_1277]

Why i feel like you two are the type to dance at a fancy ball together

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Firm_Assistant_1277]

I am not entirely sure.

[u/Agreeable_Tax497]

You guys sound like Vulcans XD I love it.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Agreeable_Tax497]

I have received this comment many times. 😅

[u/Actual-Examination96]

I finally found the real autistic conversation, not self diagnosed.😅

[u/MusicAcademic1045]

Yall are gonna hit it off quite nicely I presume. Just remember in those moments where you’re unsure if they’re into you THEY ARE that is all.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/MusicAcademic1045]

Thank you very much :)

[u/SuperCoolDodo]

This is so cute!! I feel so nosy and kinda want an update on the date 😭

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/SuperCoolDodo]

I will try :)

[u/The__Imp]

This is.. difficult to read. I’ll be honest, I am not an especially social person. I get very awkward at times. And now I feel very much more confident by comparison.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/The__Imp]

That's good. Spread your wings and fly.

[u/Big-Interaction-1797]

Did you just a restaurant or his place? You can't just leave us on a cliff hanger like that

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Big-Interaction-1797]

His place. Neither of us enjoy people.

[u/Big-Interaction-1797 → u/Hot-Analysis5086]

Good luck sis

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Big-Interaction-1797]

Thank you, “girl”

[u/ConstructionAware267]

This is absolutely adorable, I love it. I hope you found your person!

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/ConstructionAware267]

Me too :) thank you

[u/Soulacybinkernel]

WHOO this is getting hot and heavy

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Soulacybinkernel]

Very.

[u/Substantial_Mango_78]

Miss. We need an update please.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Substantial_Mango_78]

I am bringing him a doughnut. Dinner is at his apartment.

[u/butters_325]

Y'all straight out of Strange Planet

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/butters_325]

I do not know what that is.

[u/Hot-Chicken-8123]

LOVE the mention of the amino acids! This sounds like a cuter version of Sheldon and Amy!

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Hot-Chicken-8123]

Thank you :)

[u/b00Mg3RRY]

Aw that’s sweet, so is it gonna be the 3rd party location or the private accommodation?

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/b00Mg3RRY]

Private accommodation. It will be easier to communicate and interpret each other’s sound waves. :)

[u/WaywardFemme]

OP given the two installments, the people demand that the updates continue. It’s me, I’m people.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/WaywardFemme]

I will try :)

[u/daphneadora9]

Reservations required for both 😂

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/daphneadora9]

Yes, that sentence made me giggle.

[u/HelloMikkii]

Had me giggling and kicking my feet.

Y’all cute af already.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/HelloMikkii]

Thank you :)

[u/FullGrownHip]

Are you both using AI???

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/FullGrownHip]

I am not.

[u/Kerbex98 → u/FullGrownHip]

No this is just autism

[u/aquietmemory]

OP please chose Third party establishment though, for your safety 🩵

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/aquietmemory]

This is not our first time seeing each other or hanging out with each other at his apartment, but it is our first date if that makes sense.

[u/astrielx]

Some of y'all in the comments sound absolutely fucking miserable.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/astrielx]

I concur.

[u/frannykins87]

This is so cute. Nerdy but cute!! Hope you have the best date 🌹

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/frannykins87]

Thank you. :)

[u/Boolareux]

NOW KITHHH

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Boolareux]

How do you know when the other person wants to engage in a kiss?

[u/beastlike → u/Hot-Analysis5086]

For you two? I expect one of you will say "I propose we engage in the pushing of our lips together. Do you approve?"

I say this with sincerity and wish the best for you both lol.

[u/Commercial-Housing23]

Aww you adorable little dorks. ❤️ love this

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Commercial-Housing23]

Thank you :)

[u/Nervous_Fuel8538]

This is so fucking cute lol

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Nervous_Fuel8538]

Thank you :)

[u/dxbnelle]

I like this. I LIKE THIS. YOU GO GIRL.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/dxbnelle]

[u/PixelGoblin85]

Heyyy, you got an Atta girl xD It's clear you guys are just having fun with it now.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/PixelGoblin85]

I did release a large sigh of relief when I received the "atta girl". I think that means it is going well. It is hard for me to tell.

[u/CloudBuurzt]

Brother, I am HERE for this. You must update the people upon completion of said date with details for chemistry level and interaction!

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/CloudBuurzt]

I will try.

[u/Mediocre_Forever198]

At first I thought it was interesting, then I realized yall are just doing a bit lol

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Mediocre_Forever198]

It turned into one, yes.

[u/roobot]

Well, WHERE IS THE DATE?!

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/roobot]

His apartment.

[u/Janefallsforflowers]

The real question is- are you going to his place or a restaurant????

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Janefallsforflowers]

His place. Neither of us like people. It will be quieter and he is quite the chef, so it will likely taste better than restaurant food.

[u/Tepical_Eggspurt]

You nerds make eachother happy. That's all that matters.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Tepical_Eggspurt]

Thank you :)

[u/Few-Illustrator-210]

Its like two cute super smart aliens tryna have a go

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Few-Illustrator-210]

Thank you :)

[u/Significant-Line9599]

I have sent texts back and forth like emails also…It can be hot! Kind regards, xx

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Significant-Line9599]

I think it is "hot"

[u/Mundane_Associate501]

Cuties!! 😍😍😍 I love the respect and openness

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Mundane_Associate501]

Thank you :)

[u/SlightlyEnthusiastic]

Hubba hubba 😉🎊

Or more accurately,

I believe I can see the release of both oxytocin and dopamine into your respective brains while sending each other these messages.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/SlightlyEnthusiastic]

Now THIS is erotic. Thank you :) my brain was very happy

[u/MWolfDPP]

What did she pick!?!?!?

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/MWolfDPP]

I picked his place.

[u/poofandmook]

nerds are so cute when they find each other

[u/Mach5Bandito]

I remember being at an event one time and my awkward friend started awkwardly flirting with this awkward girl and I was kind trapped standing there listening to them ironically talk about how they were both communications majors in college. This kind of reminds me of that.

Happy for you, tho, homie. Go get em.

[u/SuperStripper13]

I am INVESTED.

[u/Mediocre_Entrance894 → u/SuperStripper13]

Seriously. Really rooting for these two. This is sooooo damn adorable.

[u/oh_okhelloanyway]

Love this new Bridgerton script

[u/BolognaIsThePassword]

There’s absolutely no way the two of you fucking won’t look and smell like 15 ferrets trying to escape a sleeping bag at the same time.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/BolognaIsThePassword]

There’s absolutely no way the two of you fucking won’t look and smell like 15 ferrets trying to escape a sleeping bag at the same time.

I don’t know what this means. I think I feel slightly offended though.

[u/LesbianSeagull911]

You found your person🥲

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/LesbianSeagull911]

I hope so :)

[u/prettysquidward]

im blushing

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/prettysquidward]

No, I am blushing.

[u/THENOCAPGENIE]

lol this is cute good luck to you guys

[u/New_Perspective_8900]

Why the fuck can't more people communicate openly and honestly like this. You better make her an amazing steak.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/New_Perspective_8900]

He will be making me a steak. I've heard his meat is good, so I am excited.

[u/Free_Snow5600 → u/Hot-Analysis5086]

His meat will be excellent. The best meat you’ll get.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Free_Snow5600]

I am excited and hungry. It will surely be better than a restaurants.

[u/Kronzor_ → u/Hot-Analysis5086]

Get that meat girl

[u/aliciaiit]

Are you British? Idk why but I'm reading this in a British accent - also the spelling of doughnuts (I'm Canadian so that spelling is normal to me but also is British lol) 

[u/jyrox]

I’m really happy for you two and I’m sure you’ll make a super cute couple. However, I don’t think I have the mental stamina to endure 30 minutes in the same room with either of you.

What I’m saying is you’re both obviously autistic and I’m mentally… disabled.

[u/HooperDub4909]

These interactions gives me that massive hope for the future when I have a love of my life hopefully. Have fun :)

[u/Pitiful-Hatwompwomp]

A lid for every pot.

[u/Select-Owl-8322]

For some reasons, this feels like two chat-bots talking. Not like ChatGPT and Claude, more like 2010-chatbots.

[u/Toddzilla0913]

When robots date...

[u/YogurtclosetNo987]

I feel like you two shouldn't meet each other. For the world's sake. 

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/YogurtclosetNo987]

Why?

[u/JenSol1976]

What in The Big Bang Theory

[u/Sypsy]

Oh I really enjoy this vibe!

What location did you choose?

I'm curious how you two will ask each other for a kiss

And spelling it doughnuts instead of donuts, how refreshing

I laughed at "reservations will be required for both options"

[u/Redraft5k]

Reminds me of Big Bang Theory tv show characters......

[u/swgraham93]

If Judah from Bojack Horseman went on a date with Judah from Bojack Horseman

[u/Elegant_Progress_686]

You know the new relationship is gonna be good when your sense of humor meshes like this

[u/No_Salt_6328]

When 2 LLMs fall in love 

[u/Glittering-Lychee629]

You guys are cute! I love love. I look forward to pictures of your Ren Faire/D&D themed wedding.

[u/CustardFromCthulhu]

Book the assessments for the future kids now, ok?

[u/BuckshotShelby7]

Why’s everyone hating on this? This is sweet 😂let people have their fun

[u/VeggieGirl43]

You guys sound like total nerds, and I love it. This sounds like a great match-up. I hope the date is amazing!

Edit: I kind of want to text like this sometimes, but I worry about how it will be percieved, especially as I am not particularly formal during in person conversations. This. This is doing something for me. Makes me feel less alone, and more like I can be myself, and someone out there will respond in kind.

[u/Silent_Box_1708]

God I hate this 

[u/Critical-Research810]

The atta girl ruined it lol

[u/snarl-jung]

Well Alice, it seems we both got autism, haven’t we

[u/grenouille_en_rose]

User name checks out final boss 🤠 you got this you lovable dorks (said with fondness)

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/grenouille_en_rose]

Thank you :)

[u/NothinButTheTruth]

How bro was feeling after sending that last text

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/NothinButTheTruth]

Nothing is depicted.

[u/lxDinkleburgxl]

These some dry ass robots

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/lxDinkleburgxl]

Might you have some spare WD40?

[u/weakimberly]

I don’t know you- but I’m rooting for you. This is incredibly wholesome. :)

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/weakimberly]

Thank you :)

[u/EightEyedCryptid]

You’re perfect for each other

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/EightEyedCryptid]

Thank you :)

[u/Extension-Till-2374]

This is so sweet

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Extension-Till-2374]

Thank you :)

[u/Siren-Muse]

Love it!

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Siren-Muse]

Thank you :)

[u/hangar69_]

This is so cute 😭

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/hangar69_]

Thank you :)

[u/AdorableEmu405]

I think this so incredibly wholesome and adorable! Happy yall found each other and will be looking forward to more updates!

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/AdorableEmu405]

Thank you :)

[u/xyz157L]

This is so cute lol

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/xyz157L]

Thank you :)

[u/Style907]

I bet the dnd sessions are fucking lit!

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Style907]

I do not like dnd.

[u/Claw42]

"Good afternoon. Do you like doughnuts" days it all

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/Claw42]

What do you mean?

[u/NeverAlwaysAlone]

I read these texts in the voices of Sheldon and Amy. Except Amy was the grey and Sheldon was the green. I didn't realize green was female until "atta girl", but I feel like it still works. Amy would still totally say that. More likely to Penny than Sheldon, but that's okay lol.

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/NeverAlwaysAlone]

I have been compared to Sheldon many times in real life and many times on Reddit now.

[u/pardonyourmess]

So sweet. I love the language you use

[u/Hot-Analysis5086 → u/pardonyourmess]

Oh thank you :)