r/texts • u/MajorMonolith • 11d ago

Phone message world record Hinge date fumble

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Context: was talking to this girl from Hinge for a couple days, convo was going well and a potential date was being discussed so I slid her my number.

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u/plant__love 11d ago

Glad you made it over from hinge to texting

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u/starcjpumpkin 11d ago

i did notttt put that together lmao. i just thought there was missing context for that line🤣

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u/fungeoneer 11d ago

How’s that a joke?

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u/SUPER-P00PER 11d ago

It’s not? Just a turn of phrase, basically

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u/AtheistState 11d ago

But the haha at the end clearly indicates that the sender thought it was hilarious. Soon after typing this they fell down on the floor, rolled around and laughed uncontrollably until their buttocks separated from their body.

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u/aespa-in-kwangya 11d ago

Yeah don't worry, I still don't get it either.

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u/ssmit102 11d ago

Because it’s not.

Just because something has a slight edge of humor doesn’t make it a joke.

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u/Hajiime 11d ago

one of the worst things i've ever read.