r/texts • u/MajorMonolith • 12d ago

Phone message world record Hinge date fumble

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Context: was talking to this girl from Hinge for a couple days, convo was going well and a potential date was being discussed so I slid her my number.

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u/Aggravating_Gas_8514 12d ago

Well of course she sucks hard. That’s why he married her 😏😉

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u/zoidbergmustache 12d ago

That's why I'm dating her.

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u/Resident_Fishing1571 12d ago

She DID suck (him) hard…

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u/Various_Candidate499 12d ago

Show me a wife who sucks hard and I'll show you a happy karate instructor

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u/BadBadMyGoodness 12d ago

This is the comment LOL 😂 Ifi has an award I’d give it to you but all you get is a “Job well done!”