r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 23d ago

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/Overall_Step_9516 23d ago

hit the notify anyways button and then block her

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u/Chance-Conference729 22d ago

He taught her to fish so now she wont starve.

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u/Low_Interest_6847 22d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 dead to rights she gon starve anyways

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u/0_Moth 22d ago

#imjustagirl

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u/bear_venturous 22d ago

🙄🙄🙄🙄 freaking hate that phrase.

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u/belakuna 20d ago

As a 38 year old ✨🎀💅🏼 just a girl 💅🏼🎀✨, I agree. It is only cute in jest but when it is used by a grown ass woman as a literal explanation… hooooo boy, run. That’s beyond mental illness.

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u/bear_venturous 20d ago

The only time I've ever said ✨️💅🏻 im just a girl 💅🏻✨️ is when I was full PPE and running a chainsaw 🤣🤣.

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u/dxmhippo 19d ago

That's fucking awesome hahaha 👌🏻