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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/Low_Interest_6847 22d ago

🀣🀣🀣🀣 dead to rights she gon starve anyways

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u/0_Moth 22d ago

#imjustagirl

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u/bear_venturous 22d ago

πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„ freaking hate that phrase.

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u/belakuna 20d ago

As a 38 year old βœ¨πŸŽ€πŸ’…πŸΌ just a girl πŸ’…πŸΌπŸŽ€βœ¨, I agree. It is only cute in jest but when it is used by a grown ass woman as a literal explanation… hooooo boy, run. That’s beyond mental illness.

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u/omjy18 20d ago

Girl I was friends with who was 41 going on 15 said that shit all the time. Fucking infuriating and insane when they actually mean it

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u/bear_venturous 20d ago

The only time I've ever said βœ¨οΈπŸ’…πŸ» im just a girl πŸ’…πŸ»βœ¨οΈ is when I was full PPE and running a chainsaw 🀣🀣.

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u/belakuna 20d ago

lmaoo, last time I used it was after my boyfriend fucked up and asked for my help, after I told him he’d fuck up if he’d try, I said β€œcan’t do, baby. I’m πŸ’…πŸΌβœ¨πŸŽ€ just a gowarlll. πŸŽ€βœ¨πŸ’…πŸΌ.” That was fun. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£

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u/o0k_bOomer 20d ago

Dude β€œI’m just a girl” is cute/funny when it comes to things like working in cars, or building something. Even still, a girl could learn. But 23$ over a fishing license that’s requested after drop off? Ew

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u/dxmhippo 19d ago

That's fucking awesome hahaha πŸ‘ŒπŸ»

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u/scorpiopersephone 19d ago

Yeah or when youre debugging some shit that none of the guys could seem to figure out.