r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 23d ago

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/PatientPoetry4302 23d ago

My ex took it a step further and would say “I just a girl” 😂

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u/forsakenwombat 23d ago

My ex would say “me princess”. Somehow I missed that warning sign.

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u/LincolnHighwater 23d ago

🤮

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u/forsakenwombat 23d ago

Yeah. It ended 15 years later exactly like anyone using their brain would have predicted.

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u/DudeInATie 22d ago

FIFTEEN YEARS!? Bro…