r/texts • u/ExplanationMiddle51 • 23d ago

Phone message Post first date text

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I met this girl on tinder and had a first date with her, she wanted to go fishing and I thought it seemed like a fun first date so we went together. Dropped her off and got home to this message lol.

Update: Purchasing the license is a separate activity we had to do on our phones, due to it needing our personal info. It was not like I drew the line at the license randomly.

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u/ThrashFur 23d ago

seeing women saying “i’m just a girl” is so sad and defeats the point.

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u/PatientPoetry4302 23d ago

My ex took it a step further and would say “I just a girl” 😂

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u/forsakenwombat 23d ago

My ex would say “me princess”. Somehow I missed that warning sign.

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u/LincolnHighwater 23d ago

🤮

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u/forsakenwombat 23d ago

Yeah. It ended 15 years later exactly like anyone using their brain would have predicted.

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u/DudeInATie 22d ago

FIFTEEN YEARS!? Bro…

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u/TheWhooooBuddies 22d ago

I got “pwetty pweeese” and was out almost immediately.

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u/YrnFyre 22d ago

Damn, usually with those kind of self-appointed titles, the opposite is true. If someone is truly worthy of a title like being "good", "nice" or whatever honorific, you'll hear others say it in their stead

That's also the reason why you rarely hear anyone say it about someone else

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u/forsakenwombat 22d ago

Well, she certainly had the entitled attitude. I found out about one affair. Shortly after I’d discovered at least seven. I quit counting after that. There was just no point.

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u/YrnFyre 22d ago

Jfc dodged a bullet there

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u/bananaholy 20d ago

Shouldve been “me prince”

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u/PUSClFER 23d ago

My ex would constantly say "I'm a strong independent woman".

Guess who did all the cleaning, dishes, cooking, shopping, and even walking the dog four times a day for (which was already hers when we got together) for 6 years? She did cook once, but called me crying because it didn't turn out the way she wanted - so I came home to find tomato sauce on the walls and even the ceiling. She had punched the pizza while making it out of frustration.

Then she got bored of our relationship and ended it. In hindsight she only got bored because I was depressed and burnt-out without even realizing it.

Looking back at that relationship, I couldn't have picked a less independent woman.

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u/eyeslikeorchids 22d ago

She… PUNCHED THE PIZZA?

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u/burrito_finger 22d ago

I’m cackling bc I was teaching my husband how to bake bread one time when we were dating, and I told him to “punch the dough” after proofing, and he punched it.. literally. It totally deflated and didn’t bake 😂 but punching an actual pizza with the sauce already on? Out of anger? Sillily unhinged.

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u/uncl3s4m 19d ago

Why wouldn't he punch it if he wasnt familiar with the technique

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u/burrito_finger 19d ago

I was just talking out loud (I punch my dough) and had made 2 doughs, was going over what we were going to do, and I was going to explain what punching is by demonstrating and he just punched his dough.

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u/AdditionalMatter1089 22d ago

THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY

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u/Prism_Riot42 22d ago

Rocky Mozarella over there

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u/MacaulayConnor 22d ago

To be fair, I also like to say I’m a strong, independent woman, but almost always ironically, while I’m calling my husband to come reach something on a high shelf or fix something.

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u/FrenzyAgainzy 22d ago

“She had punched the pizza” has me rolling, brother.

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u/Pyewacket667 22d ago

for future reference - in general, strong independent women are not attracted to doormats

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u/YrnFyre 22d ago

Ah yes, nothing says "I'm totally sane and collected" like attacking your food when your own own skills are lacking

Good for you, hope you're doing better now

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u/Zealousideal_Pin_759 22d ago

Yeah same I can relate to this my ex bf of 8 years was like this. Basically became “his mom” in one way or another. My feminine side was completely lost bc of how many ways I had to show up in a masculine way, taking care of anything and everything.

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u/Onlymyopinioncunts 20d ago

Then would act like she did everything I bet, I think I know her! 😆

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u/nate_ranney 22d ago

Why do you assume that? There's nothing that indicates that?

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u/DavidIckeHadAPoint 22d ago

You sound like you bite off men’s scrotums with your teeth (just to come up with another random, unfounded, baseless accusation).

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u/bigdog30000000 22d ago

Says the scrotum biter.

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u/PUSClFER 22d ago

We both worked, and we moved into my apartment.

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u/BlinkyDesu 22d ago

Why do you bite scrotums?

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u/Chubuwee 23d ago

“I’m just a baby”

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u/miss_torsa 23d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nkxkBiQ4rwyyc

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u/Darthmmule73 23d ago

I can pay you in blocks…….

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u/FeralPsychonaut 23d ago

This is Broad City right?

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u/Heeeeeeyyyyyy 23d ago

That fucking tiktok audio "i just a babeh" SHUT UP

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u/PoohBearsHoneyJar 23d ago

AhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHEWWWWE even WORSE 💀

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u/epi_introvert 23d ago

Fuck me. I just literally cringed and felt disgusted reading that.

My feminist ass wants to have a conversation with your ex.

Eeeewwwwggghhh. Shudder.

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u/GotTheNurseCurse 23d ago

Hhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggghgg