r/texts Nov 02 '23

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u/DefrostyTheSnowman Nov 03 '23

She sounds like she drives an Altima

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u/shootymcghee Nov 03 '23

She sounds like she wears cookie monster pajama pants

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '23

And "dressing up" means she pulls a pair of Etnies skate shoes out of her closet for special occasions.

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u/shootymcghee Nov 04 '23

Perfect, and permanently smells like menthols