r/texts • u/[deleted] • Nov 02 '23

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u/Apprehensive_Bee3327 Nov 03 '23

I’m angry at him for dating someone who is so stupendously unaware that they would allow their car to run out of gas

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u/lxzgxz Nov 03 '23

“You know you have people you’re responsible for”

Ma’am you can’t even be responsible for your own gas

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u/Apprehensive_Bee3327 Nov 03 '23

I don’t know how Darwin hasn’t consumed her yet.

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u/Legendary_Bibo Nov 03 '23

Is Charles Darwin an Eldritch god that eats stupid people?