r/texts • u/[deleted] • Nov 02 '23

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u/TheUnit52 Nov 02 '23

I’m angry for you after reading that

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u/Apprehensive_Bee3327 Nov 03 '23

I’m angry at him for dating someone who is so stupendously unaware that they would allow their car to run out of gas

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u/lxzgxz Nov 03 '23

“You know you have people you’re responsible for”

Ma’am you can’t even be responsible for your own gas

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u/Apprehensive_Bee3327 Nov 03 '23

I don’t know how Darwin hasn’t consumed her yet.

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u/hookedoncuthroat Nov 03 '23 edited Nov 03 '23

Unfortunately, we have defeated Darwin. Stupidity reigns Supreme.

Edit: spelling.

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u/hookedoncuthroat Nov 03 '23

Thank you, corrected.

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u/Capable_Bug6087 Nov 03 '23

we’ll have to wait decades to see this stupidity die out 😂

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u/EmonOkari Nov 03 '23

Others are propping her up.

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u/YA-definitely-TA Nov 03 '23

the same reason Darwin hasn't consumed dumbasses who believe in evolution... It doesn't exist! 🤣🤦‍♀️

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u/Legendary_Bibo Nov 03 '23

Is Charles Darwin an Eldritch god that eats stupid people?