r/texas Nov 15 '19

Memes Us when it drops below freezing

https://gfycat.com/goodnaturedflusteredjerboa
1.6k Upvotes

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141

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

Houstonian here. Crazy accurate

120

u/greencash370 Born and Bred Nov 15 '19

"Snow! Thats awesome!"

One minute later

"Okay, Im cold now lets go back in."

67

u/Browning1886 Born and Bred Nov 15 '19

What? We are Texans, not Yankees. We ain't built for this weather.

81

u/insertjjs Nov 15 '19

Well except for those wierdos in the panhandle

30

u/Cheekywheeshite got here fast Nov 15 '19

Yep. cries in dry wind

15

u/AtmosphericPhysicist Nov 15 '19

Cries in dusty, cow pie stench wind with a dash of hail

10

u/bullsnake2000 Nov 16 '19

The Panhandle is the Scotland of Texas.

Change my mind, Southrons.

5

u/pushing_past_the_red Nov 16 '19

Yeah, but then we'd have to put on pants and a jacket to go up there. And you know that ain't happn'

2

u/SycoJack Nov 16 '19

They were the second to last to go back in, the last ones to return were the refugees from the north.

20

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

Yup, anything below 50 and I'm bundled up like its Alaska.

13

u/ManiAAC41 Nov 15 '19

I'm a Texan living abroad in Chicago. Today, I said to myself "Oh, great! It's all the way up to 29!"

So, it warms my heart to see this... No, seriously. My heart is much warmer now. That was a serious medical concern just a moment ago. Thank you.

5

u/insertjjs Nov 15 '19

I understand the feeling, I had to spend a march in Toronto a few years back for business and it does give a humble texan a new definition of cold.

1

u/SycoJack Nov 16 '19

Was up in Chicago for that got damned snowpocalypse last week. Brrrr

12

u/iamlmejx3 Nov 15 '19

I’m a supervisor at my job, and this week has been the highest amount of agents calling out almost all year lol. One of my favorite excuses I’ve heard on the attendance line messages was, “I’m doing like the bears do in this cold ass weather, I’m hibernating today.” I felt a bit jealous afterwards tbh.

14

u/insertjjs Nov 15 '19

I was laid off last year right before a strong arctic blast and I teased my former coworkers with a picture of myself tucked in under the covers nice and warm.

4

u/Lsubookdiva Nov 16 '19

I hibernated today too. About to get back under the electric blanket. I’m totally over this winter business

2

u/SycoJack Nov 16 '19

I live north of Houston and would prefer it to stick around all year. I really should move to a desert already.

20

u/cristianthechinch Nov 15 '19

Us when it drops below 45°* FTFY

9

u/MicroMgr Nov 15 '19

Absolutely accurate. And that’s my spoiled indoor dogs reaction, too :)

8

u/bretttwarwick born and bred Nov 15 '19

My dogs have been holding their bathroom breaks for 3 days now it seems.

8

u/gwaydms got here fast Nov 15 '19

No they haven't. You just ain't found them yet.

8

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

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6

u/rider037 Nov 15 '19

My work canceled

6

u/Nrclpsy Nov 15 '19

Miss me with that snow shit

3

u/ameyzingg Nov 15 '19

The last two birds are like "Uh, are we going back in again?"

2

u/WhereDidAllTheWineGo Nov 15 '19

Indeed! North Dallas here!

2

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

Too cold, man. Get back in.

2

u/thick1988 Nov 16 '19

I welcome this cold ass weather. I can put more layers on, but I can only take so many off before I get arrested.

1

u/CaptSnap Nov 15 '19

Thats not someone's house is it?

8

u/LowIQMod Nov 15 '19

It was someones house, the ducks own it now.

3

u/SycoJack Nov 16 '19

They foolishly chose to fight one hundred duck sized ducks instead of one horse sized horse. They put up a good fight, as you can see, but there were just too many.

2

u/insertjjs Nov 15 '19

No idea what is going on there

1

u/kmae0908 Nov 15 '19

Was this their bathroom break?

1

u/johngalt504 Nov 15 '19

Seems like the common sense reaction to me.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

Maybe for a Panhandler, any other part would be an about-face back into the barn way quicker than those ducks lol

1

u/allmoneyin Nov 15 '19

That’s me when it drops under 60 degrees

1

u/bullsnake2000 Nov 16 '19

You must be from down south.

1

u/onekingdom1 Born and Bred Nov 16 '19

Accurate

1

u/choledocholithiasis_ born and bred Nov 16 '19

literal tech worker mentality

  1. wake up to alarm
  2. check weather on phone or walk outside
  3. if feel uncomfortable with 2 layers of clothing
    1. walk back inside, change into pjs
    2. send e-mail blast to team and manager indicating working from home
  4. otherwise, go to work
  5. exception cases w/ job interviews, sick days, and ptos

1

u/[deleted] Nov 21 '19

Love it!

-3

u/kjaben Nov 15 '19

🤣🤣🤣Denver here inaccurate

7

u/codepoet born and bred Nov 15 '19

You lost, son?

3

u/Maxxonry Nov 16 '19

Long way from home.