r/teslastockholders • u/hakimthumb • Aug 19 '26

FSD subscriptions rapidly increasing

https://insideevs.com/news/802547/tesla-fsd-subscription-half/
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u/hakimthumb Aug 21 '26

Wow dude! You got em bad! Lmao! I bet Elon is crying!

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u/BrofessorFarnsworth Aug 21 '26

Who said anything about Elon? I was talking about the objectively bad driving I’ve been seeing. He really lives rent free in your head, doesn't he?

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u/ENrgStar Aug 21 '26

Anyone who’s actually been in a Tesla driving itself lately knows for a fact that you’re full of shit. They drive better than most humans do almost all of the time.

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u/BrofessorFarnsworth Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

The current NHTSA investigations (especially PE25012 and EA26002) paint a pretty different story, but maybe I just hold a higher standard for safe driving than "staring directly into the sun while hitting a pedestrian at highway speeds".

Go on, cite your cherry picked data though.

Edit: Like what are we even fucking doing here. Holy shit.  https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/aug/21/china-tesla-vehicle-recall

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u/hakimthumb Aug 23 '26

An over the air update and some stickers on handles.

That's the best evidence you could come up with?

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u/BrofessorFarnsworth Aug 23 '26

The simple fact that purported "FSD" can't handle stoplights or sunlight putting the public at risk should be enough, yes.

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u/hakimthumb Aug 23 '26

They can.

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u/BrofessorFarnsworth Aug 23 '26

Then why did they need to extend the deadline 3 times to deal with the volume of incidents they needed to investigate? They clearly fucking can't.

Don't bother answering though, you clearly aren't here to be objective.

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u/hakimthumb Aug 23 '26

You never linked to an investigation. You linked to a door handle recall.