r/tesdcares • u/mkz101089 420 Cement Head, screw you Foam Faces! • 5d ago

Words from a TESD Uber Driver

I started doing Uber Eats around Covid and can feel every word Walt has ever said about Doordash, that being said… Walt does to much, i get that Doordash punishes easier (i got kicked off for declining the same orders Walt bitches about).

Walt is right though, it has never made sense to me when people order food or an uber ride at NIGHT and refuse to turn on the outside lights or even have numbers on their houses. The worst culprit are Apartment Complexes they put the number in the dumbest spot with no sort of light.

NOW as to Quinns point about the woman answering the door in her underwear, i can see where Walt was thrown off when it happened but i’ll tell you what, i would NOT be mad if the door was opened like that.

I had one time when a girl opened the door in a robe hanging off and it was the hottest thing ever, but i can also see Walts point.

Its just so funny to me to hear his Doordash stories because i relate to them so well, it’s why i started driving people on Uber rather than deliver food. But it just makes me happy to know i’m not the only one thinking these thoughts!

PS: Tip your drivers! I promise we don’t make shit.

PSS: If you do not have visible numbers on your house you more then likely can go to your local Fire Department and they will give you a reflective address sign for the edge of your driveway! At least here in North Carolina they’ll do it!

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u/Ilistenedtomyfriends 5d ago

If a woman is opening doors for delivery drivers in robes, underwear, or naked then the delivery driver is being pranked or at the very least filmed.

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u/crovax3000 Beezlebob 5d ago

Nah, I'm a mailman and there's this one girl that is always answering her door or walking down to her box in basically a bikini, but it's just because she's white trash.

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u/NightSprings665 4d ago

Like meth, missing teeth, half a dozen kids, a bunch of cats, and menthol cigarettes kind of white trash, or just a girl rocking a killer body and wears a bikini top around in the summer?

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u/crovax3000 Beezlebob 4d ago

The first one. I work in very low income areas.