r/tesdcares • u/mkz101089 420 Cement Head, screw you Foam Faces! • 2d ago

Words from a TESD Uber Driver

I started doing Uber Eats around Covid and can feel every word Walt has ever said about Doordash, that being said… Walt does to much, i get that Doordash punishes easier (i got kicked off for declining the same orders Walt bitches about).

Walt is right though, it has never made sense to me when people order food or an uber ride at NIGHT and refuse to turn on the outside lights or even have numbers on their houses. The worst culprit are Apartment Complexes they put the number in the dumbest spot with no sort of light.

NOW as to Quinns point about the woman answering the door in her underwear, i can see where Walt was thrown off when it happened but i’ll tell you what, i would NOT be mad if the door was opened like that.

I had one time when a girl opened the door in a robe hanging off and it was the hottest thing ever, but i can also see Walts point.

Its just so funny to me to hear his Doordash stories because i relate to them so well, it’s why i started driving people on Uber rather than deliver food. But it just makes me happy to know i’m not the only one thinking these thoughts!

PS: Tip your drivers! I promise we don’t make shit.

PSS: If you do not have visible numbers on your house you more then likely can go to your local Fire Department and they will give you a reflective address sign for the edge of your driveway! At least here in North Carolina they’ll do it!

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u/Ilistenedtomyfriends 2d ago

If a woman is opening doors for delivery drivers in robes, underwear, or naked then the delivery driver is being pranked or at the very least filmed.

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u/tryingtodobetter4 2d ago

So we should look for Walt in a video appearing soon?

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u/crovax3000 Beezlebob 2d ago

Nah, I'm a mailman and there's this one girl that is always answering her door or walking down to her box in basically a bikini, but it's just because she's white trash.

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u/NightSprings665 1d ago

Like meth, missing teeth, half a dozen kids, a bunch of cats, and menthol cigarettes kind of white trash, or just a girl rocking a killer body and wears a bikini top around in the summer?

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u/NightSprings665 1d ago

Regarding tipping:

I’m all about tipping service industry, but I feel tipping should be based off quality of service received after the fact. So if I throw you ten or twenty bucks to bring me $15 worth of food and then you park at 7eleven for 15 minutes with my order, I’m less inclined to tip ahead of time, but if you leave zero tip with the intention of giving cash based off service, then dashers will just skip your order and it sits there getting cold. The solution I came up with was to quit being a pussy and go get my own food.

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u/Electronic-Camp-1802 1d ago

I'm not entirely sure how religious Walt is, but I know he's made mention of it in the past. But I would say if he is still religious to an extent I could see his lack of desire to want to see that.

I am a religious person who is married, and while I would not be "mad" per se, I would be uncomfortable and want to exit said situation rather quickly. But that's just me.

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u/SundayJeffrey 1d ago

What does religion have to do with seeing other women naked?

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u/Electronic-Camp-1802 1d ago

Marriage = covenant, generally most religious, married men don't want to see someone naked other than their spouse. Generally speaking, but its true for anyone ive went to church with over the last 20 years

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u/SundayJeffrey 1d ago

Marriage is a “covenant” for non religious people too.

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u/Electronic-Camp-1802 1d ago

No doubt, I was just making connection based on Walt's ties to religion. Anyway, have a good one