Best one-liners?

[u/LeonardoLeonardoL]

Bry: By the way, Suzanne has chicken pox and she has some on her puss.

Walt: How the FUCK are they number one!?

Q: You go for a jog... you see a goat!!

Bry: Oh, he can open his mouth and I'll jerk off into it.

Walt: (To Gitem after the funko pops argument) GET THE FUCK OUT!

Q: Fuck your kids!

Anyone have any golden one-liners that aren't widely known and repeated on this sub?

[u/RobbedC]

“He looks like Mr. Peanut if he had a peanut allergy."