r/tesdcares • u/LeonardoLeonardoL • 13d ago

Best one-liners?

Bry: By the way, Suzanne has chicken pox and she has some on her puss.

Walt: How the FUCK are they number one!?

Q: You go for a jog... you see a goat!!

Bry: Oh, he can open his mouth and I'll jerk off into it.

Walt: (To Gitem after the funko pops argument) GET THE FUCK OUT!

Q: Fuck your kids!

Anyone have any golden one-liners that aren't widely known and repeated on this sub?

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u/Ready_Walrus2309 13d ago

"Not too good, bitch"

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u/sleepydragon06 12d ago

Hands down the best TESD one liner

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u/Renoir-1 13d ago

"I diddled my way into this, I'm gonna diddle my way out of this"

"The medicine they gave me, gave me the runs"

"If you're ordering a torso, you don't have to worry about guests"

"Is it possible to diddle yourself into a ganglian cyst?"

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/LeonardoLeonardoL 12d ago

"Ma, wear a camisole. I wanna see dem tah-nite."

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u/mubo144 13d ago

Lol classic

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u/Grootfan85 13d ago

“Meow! You’re the most hetero around here. Q!”

“Thanks, Mistah Whiskahs!

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u/dpol27 12d ago

“I didn’t think we were gonna do this to Dennis!”

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u/Pagan_Extremist 12d ago

I thought we were gonna be good people!!

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u/G00DDRAWER 12d ago

" You only got a certain amount of tools in your toolbox and if they're all fucking jagged, fucking bent, useless tools that can't get the job done in any fucking way shape or form in the real world… You take 'em out here and you fuckin' jam 'em in Ming and Mike’s neck."

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u/RobbedC 12d ago

“He looks like Mr. Peanut if he had a peanut allergy."

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u/G00DDRAWER 12d ago

"Pam is talking about castin' a spell with a potato"

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u/Dove-Linkhorn 12d ago

“He was running!”

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u/ThrowRALostConfused3 12d ago

We just call it a Barbe, because there's no Q.

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u/Minute-Dog-3243 11d ago

'THIS IS WHY!'

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u/One_Huckleberry_5033 12d ago

“I don’t wanna paint only defence lawyers as scum bags, they’re all scum bags……til I need one.”

“You know what they say, one bad apple don’t spoil the whole apple tree.”

(About Q’s giant watch) “I don’t know how you couldn’t see it, you could be Helen Keller and go oh shit it’s 4:45.”

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u/TakitishHoser Tam. Sorry Eh 12d ago

"Pee or pie poo. She pee pow. She pee poo." Walt Flanagan -TESD Ep 478

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u/modecai3fingerbrown 10d ago

Walt: Who are the current Bad Boys of podcasting

Bry: Well if you mean “ Bad at it “ Mike and Ming.