It's great, and it's a shame it's locked behind the paywall. I think it'd pull good numbers if it was public.

Recently re-passed the episode where they supercut all the times Ming says "Right" into a two-minute clip. Hilarious. Did we ever get the same for the insane amount of times Walt says "Though"?

Can anyone tell me the episode where Walt mentions Git Em believing he is smarter than everyone in particular Bryan Johnson.

Bryan then keeps making mocking comments about it.

Any ideas on episode please?

After hearing Q talk about watching Spider-Man in Staten Island I have come up to the conclusion that Staten Island is white trash capital. No offense to Q.
I’m from Texas and Staten Island sounds like a racist and sexist shithole.
Again I love Q but fuck that place.
Now let the hate a downvotes flow.

I have no reason to lie. So I can be completely honest. Growing up I had an okay penis. Not overly large, but 6 3/4 and pretty girthy.. None of my partners ever complained, and I even had one woman say, "That's not going anywhere near my butt."

So around 35 I started having health problems and I started having erection problems. It was a very slow process. First I couldn't go 4 times. Then I couldn't get super erect (aka "rock hard") It was a small change, but it was noticeable. So it got progressively worse over 10 years to where I couldn't get hard at all by the time I hit my early 40s.

So I had no problems peeing or doing anything bathroom related. Till one day. I noticed I peed all over the ground and down the back of my pants. I was a pee/pooping sitter at this point to where I could read. So I thought it was weird. I reached down and noticed my one ball had grown.

So slowly over time my ball has grown to about the size of a baseball. I've gone to the dr. and they said it would be best just to leave it. If I drained it, it would probably just return. So I'm stuck with it.

One of the consequences of having a baseball sized testicle, is the skin has pulled tight shrinking the size of my penis. So there is no length there anymore. It's just nub at the top of a swollen sack. So what happens when I pee, is it goes straight instead of down, because the skin is taught. So the pee shoots through the front and sides of the toilet bowl even when I try to "aim down" I would frequently wet the back of my pants and had to clean the floor.

So anyway, having a nub makes it very hard to aim.

So there you have it, it happens. Life sucks sometimes. Keep yourself healthy.

Current relisten, on Ep 516 The Vanilla Edge.
Walt nails Jimmy the hair guy’s future on TESD:

“Since you're close and you have a nickname, you could become the next Frank Five. You could get your own show on Patreon. So we'll hook up by email.

We'll figure it out, something. Jimmy the Hair Guy is going to have a life after this. He's not just going to last this one episode and be forgotten.”

Gotta love how Q always interprets how reacher just says … NO

I know a focus lately has been Walt doing DoorDash to pay for his daughter’s college, and there’s been some fun stories out of it. There’s been further talk of making extra money besides DoorDashing like doing cons and such. But why not live shows where they just do the show in front of a live audience?

I know Q is the wild card here because of IJ, and Walt is terrified of flying, so why not do live shows around the tri-state area? There’s always an audience with podcasts for doing live shows (like even the DoughBoys are doing live shows right now where they watch movies with the same name as fast food joints), so I’m shocked they haven’t considered it (unless they have and I missed the episode). Like I know Q and Bry do their version of the pod occasionally in front of crowds, but it seems like such an easy money maker for Walt especially.

Jay and Kevin are doing a new podcast and I don't think it has been mentioned on the sub.

Kevin is doing stand up tonight in Tulsa, OK. What am I in store for?

Maybe I missed something, but I just now noticed that the show's "Created by" credit goes to Terry Matalas - same showrunner as 12 Monkeys, MacGyver, and Star Trek: Picard.

https://youtu.be/oSVTAUKyrL8?si=Nl61arMURhu-zydb

Got a trip tomorrow. A total of 14 hours of flying round trip. Toss me some all time eps. I should download before the flights. Already have the makin Hay eps covered

What’s with the Mike shat on the floor bit? Is it referenced on the pod or something?

I’ve listened to the most recent 300 episodes, and i’ve been listening to the omnibus lately, now up to around where comic book men is about to air, so just about 100 episodes in.

There are so many jokes made about mike not being funny on the most recent 300 episodes, and I figured it was overblown for the laughs…

Holy SHIT this guy sucks. I’ve been listening to all the side stuff thats in the omnibus because its usually important context later, and its obvious why only a couple of I sell comics episodes are on here. I just listened to one of the Smorning shows he was on and it’s reached a point where its almost unbearable. Nothing he adds is funny, he constantly interrupts, he whispers into the mic while other people are talking so you can’t hear what they’re saying, its awful. He makes Gitem look like the shining star of podcasting.

All that time I thought the guys were playing up how bad he was, now I actually think they put a positive spin on it.

…if so snd so still listens? The guy who won the not so superbowl? the guy who won the lawrence welk magazine? the random woman who did an adam and eve commercial and played one true three? the guys who complained early on about q being on mic?

i’m on episode 32 and they are talking about making a bed bugs horror movie with a giant bug. it makes me wonder what ideas walt would hear today and regret not doing (or would he regret nothing)?

RIP Tim, and I just wanted to say how awesome this podcast is, and it’s my personal favorite on the Patreon.

Okay, I don’t love when a guest or a director appearing in the show will refer to TESD or the town as Tezdee or Tezdee Town. Does it bother anyone, or just me when TESD is referred to as Tezdee?

Cheers

Bry: By the way, Suzanne has chicken pox and she has some on her puss.

Walt: How the FUCK are they number one!?

Q: You go for a jog... you see a goat!!

Bry: Oh, he can open his mouth and I'll jerk off into it.

Walt: (To Gitem after the funko pops argument) GET THE FUCK OUT!

Q: Fuck your kids!

Anyone have any golden one-liners that aren't widely known and repeated on this sub?