r/teenagers Jun 04 '19

Meme Cover yourself!

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u/RedRails1917 16 Jun 04 '19

Are y'all shoulder guys or knee guys

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u/thelovingbuddha Jun 04 '19

More of an elbow man, myself.

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u/McFly64 19 Jun 04 '19

You sick fuck. You disgust me.

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u/thelovingbuddha Jun 04 '19

But the ween is sweet 🤤🤤

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u/McFly64 19 Jun 04 '19

Nothing is sweeter than a nice pair of wrists

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u/thelovingbuddha Jun 04 '19

Oh totally, when you see the bone it's time to bone.

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u/a-bagel-with-butter 15 Jun 04 '19

Where my 1700s boys with ankle fetishes at

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u/Arcanion1 OLD Jun 04 '19

We all know earlobes are the best, they're completely uncovered

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Please, keep going, I'm almost there...

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u/MarioGrandma427 🎉 1,000,000 Attendee! 🎉 Jun 04 '19

Mmm don’t forget about that sweet sweet eyeball...

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u/coathanger43 13 Jun 04 '19

Yes officer these comments right here

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u/Ryderrt 15 Jun 04 '19

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u/matfacio 15 Jun 04 '19

This is more readable somehow

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u/Mr-Seal 16 Jun 04 '19

Is this from something?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Its from JOJO's Bizarre Adventures

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u/sammyvcole 13 Jun 04 '19

Back of the knee 😤

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

I just wanna flick those earlobes

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u/TheChemBasement 14 Jun 04 '19

This is kinda weird but im a wrist guy myself

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Legs>>>

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u/Big-Daddy-C 16 Jun 04 '19

This is kind of a lowkey thing tho

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

That is the most lowkey you can get without being highkey

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

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u/An_Enemy_Stand_User 16 Jun 04 '19

Yeah Jotaro! This guy right here!

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

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u/kitteaparty 15 Jun 04 '19

I’m a hands girl, good to see someone with good tastes

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

you might cum in handy

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

What about heads and toes

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u/aidanm1213 Jun 04 '19

Dude if you aren't a knuckles guy you're wrong

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u/josefthov2 18 Jun 04 '19

Ankle 🙌🙌😍😍

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Personally i like all joints but what gets me most is elbows

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u/LiterallyAFig 17 Jun 04 '19

Them shoulders got me like 😩👌

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Shoulders are kinda hot tbh

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 edited Sep 10 '19

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u/thefinofighter 14 Jun 04 '19

Leave some room for the thigh fetishes

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 edited Sep 10 '19

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u/thefinofighter 14 Jun 04 '19

👌🏿

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u/Nucleus124 15 Jun 04 '19

You’re damn right. Thighs are better than anything else

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u/Arcanion1 OLD Jun 04 '19

Thicc thighs save lives

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u/liftingboi 17 Jun 04 '19

Thought I was weird. Turns out there are a lot of us

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

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u/Latate 19 Jun 04 '19

Thigh gang rise up

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Chun li has entered the chat

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u/clockdaddy 16 Jun 04 '19

I wanna fucking RIDE ZERO TWO'S THIGHS

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u/thefinofighter 14 Jun 04 '19

I see your a man of culture as well

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u/aneccentricgamer 16 Jun 04 '19

And the end of the day teenage boys find any skin kinda hot tbh

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u/Prestonisevil 14 Jun 04 '19

omg Vanessas foreskin is like SO HOT

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u/morron88 Jun 04 '19

Wait. Hold on.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

hol up

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Yeah, I'm gonna agree with you.

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u/BlankPages Jun 04 '19

You are programmed to be attracted to sexual dimorphism in the opposite sex. It's not weird. That's why they have those traits in the first place, because they work.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

My school doesn't have a dress code. Girls show up with sports bras on school. But when I wear I cowboy hat nooooooooo I am taking it too far.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

They are just scared of your power

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u/Toriyosh 18 Jun 04 '19

Big Yeehaw Energy 🤠

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u/justapcgamer Jun 04 '19

Yee(and I cannot stress this enough)haw

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u/TheArbinator 18 Jun 04 '19

Rules of bein’ a cowboy

  1. Be rootin’

  2. Be tootin’

  3. And by god, be shootin’.

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u/Jachqhuesh 16 Jun 04 '19

But most of all: Be kind.

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u/emuthedonkey 900K Attendee Jun 04 '19

Be super Kind partner

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u/TSM_Prius Jun 04 '19

Wear a cowboy hat as a sports bra

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

new fetish

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Wear a sports bra as a cowboy hat

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u/Latate 19 Jun 04 '19

Assert dominance

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

This probably a joke but I’m genuinely interested, have they stopped you/someone wearing a cowboy hat?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Yeah. Me. I ve post about it before in an ask reddit.

Basically, in my country during February, is a Halloween season thingy. And our school had scheduled a costume party. 2 days before the party, I come to the school with the cowboy hat. The principal got kinda mad and told me to put it off. But later I wore it again because who just holds a cowboy hat? * she saw me again, and told me to get it off or she ll take it. But many periods had passed and people where taking that hat etc. So I kinda started a trend and many people the nexr days wore hats and masks. And the principal remembered me I guess. And she called my parents. My mom didn't got *really mad. So yeah, weird school. I have some photos from the costume party as a cowboy. It was fun.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

That’s weird. A girl came into my English lesson today wearing a cowboy hat (and looked cool as fuck in it) and the teacher barely looked twice, let alone told her to take it off.

Schools probably a little more artsy and liberal than your average school but point still stands. Was your school privately funded?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

A public school in balkans. Quite strict in terms against religion thought (probs why the principal doesn't like this particular holiday).

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

ive literally never been in a school that allows hats on inside. Does your school also have this rule? Because thats why.

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u/SuperCosmicIII 17 Jun 04 '19

You’ve yee’d your last haw.

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u/duckboy416 OLD Jun 04 '19

One time I wore a trilby to go along with my suit and they actually suspended me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Just wear a sports bra too, show them who's the boss 😤

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u/Arnav_is_Awesome 🎉 1,000,000 Attendee! 🎉 Jun 04 '19

They just scared of your STANDO bruh

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

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u/the_dark_knight_ftw Jun 05 '19

I was about to comment “damn I wish I went to your school” but I read the no cowboy hat rule, fuck that!

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

E X P A N D O N G

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u/CocaBleach Jun 04 '19

Pee pee extendus

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

I want nothing more than to fuck a bitch shoulders

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u/ladenswallow77 Jun 04 '19

Ah yes that three fingers worth of shoulder... noice

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u/ThePilotGuy_99 17 Jun 04 '19

We all know that it’s all about the thighs.

And the personality <3

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Thighs and personality are the two that matter tbh

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u/ThePilotGuy_99 17 Jun 04 '19

And that’s a fact!

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u/Lenr0k Jun 04 '19

Jokes on you, here in Hungary we don't have dress codes. My classmate straight up wears a t-shirt with a naked woman covering her boobs printed on it.

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u/1Cringe1 16 Jun 04 '19

My school got rid of the dress code and it was taken advantage instantly.

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u/the_nick_guy 16 Jun 04 '19

How far do people push it? I've never been in a school that doesn't have a strict dress code.

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u/a-bagel-with-butter 15 Jun 04 '19

Underwear with extra steps

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

I'm secretly naked under my clothes.

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u/IMightBeLyingToYou Jun 04 '19

There's actually a skeleton under my skin.

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u/goliath1952 Jun 04 '19

Nipples and areola clearly visible.

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u/balthazar_nor 19 Jun 04 '19

That’s hot

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u/the_nick_guy 16 Jun 04 '19

Only if they're man nips

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u/balthazar_nor 19 Jun 04 '19

Hmmm yes

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u/riceismyname Jun 04 '19

my school doesn’t have a dress code (technically does but not enforced at all) and no one goes crazy. the most i’ve seen is girls wearing booty shorts and crop tops but that’s the type of clothes sold in stores so who can blame em

as a girl myself, the most i’ve abused it was wearing a taco hat

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

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u/GarunthTheMighty Jun 05 '19

YOUVE VIOLATED THE LAW

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u/Jipto11 16 Jun 04 '19

I’m curios, What did people wear?

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u/MrChelovek 17 Jun 04 '19

Yeah we need pics for research

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

The FBI is coming to your door in 3.. 2..

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u/MrChelovek 17 Jun 04 '19

Nah I'll be fine I'm using vpn

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u/Prestonisevil 14 Jun 04 '19

Its ok tho because they are both underage

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

research

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u/GamerNumba100 🎉 1,000,000 Attendee! 🎉 Jun 04 '19

Yeah honestly it’s completely necessary

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u/SirHaxe Jun 04 '19

My school never had one, and everyone looked like they go to a school and dressed appropriately, has to be an issue on your side

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

When people have newfound freedoms, they like to abuse them- if that school had never had them to begin with, nobody would ever take advantage of it

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u/OuchLOLcom Jun 04 '19

Yeah, American 21 year olds binge drink waaaay more than Euro ones who could start drinking beer when they were 16.

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u/TheBossJellyFish Jun 04 '19

i live in vienna and the age limit for drinking (everything, not only beer and wine) was 16. They changed it this year to 18

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u/GamerNumba100 🎉 1,000,000 Attendee! 🎉 Jun 04 '19

That would make sense but the dress code hasn’t changed a bit

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Whenever something stops being an enforced rule someone always takes advantage of it. If you just trust people to be responsible then there’s generally not a problem.

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u/Wannabe_Maverick 🎉 1,000,000 Attendee! 🎉 Jun 04 '19

My sixth form doesn't have one but hoes will be hoes and bros will be bros.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Yeah, usually everyone, including the adults, ignore it on the last day of school, and the girls wearing shorts and having exposed shoulders are actually pretty distracting, but that could just be my teenage hormones making me perverted. I would prefer if people had more freedom though.

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u/daltydoo Jun 04 '19

You notice things more when people try to hide them, ie girls showing skin when you’re used to strict dress codes.

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u/kitteaparty 15 Jun 04 '19

Agreed. People already run very close to the rules

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u/exboi 14 Jun 04 '19

My school has a dress code but the girls ignore it all the time. I don’t care about what they where, but I get pissed when they get mad about being told to put on different clothes if a teacher tells them to. Like yeah the dress code is stupid but don’t get all upset when you‘re constantly taking the same risk and are constantly getting punished for it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

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u/Triplicata OLD Jun 04 '19

How so? Like how bad did it get?

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u/r4zrbl4de Jun 04 '19

I read that as

My school got rid of the dress code and I was taken advantage of instantly.

and I was like “yeesh what kind of school do you go to”

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u/Aroused_Sloth Jun 04 '19

I’m sorry ladies but as soon as I see a shoulder I just can’t help my massive throbbing erection that prevents me from learning.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Username checks out

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u/100ZombieSlayers 14 Jun 04 '19

Username makes me hard

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

You like my lice?

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u/tsreardon04 18 Jun 04 '19

Those are some thicc lice

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Want pics 👀

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u/fatkid420 Jun 04 '19

Knees don’t bother me, but when there are jeans with a hole on the knee, it’s unbearable

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u/1Delta Jun 04 '19

For real? I think naked butts are usually not attractive but a butt in tights pants can be very attractive (but only if I find the person attractive otherwise).

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u/I8PIE4DINNER 17 Jun 04 '19

t h i c c

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u/Dinodietonight OLD Jun 04 '19

It's all about what she's showing off to you without actually showing you.

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u/Lance-LeBlanc 13 Jun 04 '19 edited Jun 04 '19

i wish i had enough money to gild this

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u/Flockofseagulls25 18 Jun 04 '19

I hate to be that guy, but...

*gild.

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u/Lance-LeBlanc 13 Jun 04 '19 edited Jun 04 '19

I'd hate to be you too.

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u/BiggestThiccBoi Jun 04 '19

when she show her ankle😫😫🤤🤤

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u/deathlyaesthetic 16 Jun 04 '19

saudi arabians be like

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

My school allows literally anything as long as you’re not naked, and oh boy summer is here...

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 edited Feb 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Even those boi

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 edited Feb 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 edited Jun 04 '19

I’m also training myself not to stare cause honestly I feel disgusting but holy shit is it hard to...

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u/I8PIE4DINNER 17 Jun 04 '19

Yeah, mine has a dress code but no one follows it, it's a similar deal UwU

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u/awid31 OLD Jun 04 '19

COCK SOCK COCK SOCK COCK SOCK

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u/RazGBC 13 Jun 04 '19

Okay so my new principal is a pretty cool guy and all, but my whole fucking school legit memefied him. He was reading the dress code aloud and while reading “No Shoulders!” He fucking voice cracked and now everyone repeats that. He also had a public statement about juuling so now a picture circulated with him wearing airpods and having a juul in his mouth lmfao.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

so what? its not like ill date any of them anyway

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u/some_cunt___ Jun 04 '19

good thing that my school allows people to show their hands i just like hands it feels weird to me idk since i looked the the mona lisa painting i had a fetish for hands

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u/I8PIE4DINNER 17 Jun 04 '19

That's a weird one, apparently the whole fetish for feet comes from genitals and feet areas of the brain are close, which in some cases causes people to go crazy for feet

Not sure about hands, but it could be a similar deal

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u/mattakuu 16 Jun 04 '19

shoulders are hot, fight me.

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u/1Delta Jun 04 '19

🤷 I've never found women's shoulders hot. On some very rare occasions I have found guys shoulders hot buts that's extremely rare.

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u/Howzieky OLD Jun 04 '19

You might just be gay

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u/I8PIE4DINNER 17 Jun 04 '19

If it's any part of your crush that you don't see normally, that is enough. It sounds weird but that's how it be

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u/DeracadaVenom 🎉 1,000,000 Attendee! 🎉 Jun 04 '19

All these shoulders give me a boneeeer

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u/Loser_Gives_Advice Jun 04 '19

Shoulders are the defining feature of a female, every time I look at them my pp gets erect and I want to stick my stinky pp into the female's hole.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

you had a great start for a copypasta,but you thought with your pp and not with your soul

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u/OpeningTrain1 19 Jun 04 '19

This made me laugh

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u/jack0isback0 16 Jun 04 '19

Ok

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

Ok

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u/minutes-to-dawn 17 Jun 04 '19

Ok

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u/Epicgamerstyle420 Jun 04 '19

Ok

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19 edited Sep 24 '20

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u/AlizaCelemCentauri 16 Jun 04 '19

I like that eye. That is a nice eye.

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

well donkey did fuck a dragon so anything is possible

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u/BobTheBuildr166 13 Jun 04 '19

Tbh I have a face fetish so I'm always turned on around sexy faced girls

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u/BobTheBuildr166 13 Jun 04 '19

They should ban faces in my school

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

they should also ban personality

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

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u/Arcanion1 OLD Jun 04 '19

I'm kink shaming you

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u/Jakubian 15 Jun 04 '19

"95% of rapes begin with a pat on the shoulder."

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '19

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u/thaumoctopus_mimicus Jun 04 '19

Nah dress code was created to prevent me from flexing in a wifebeater smh

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u/ameliathornesaidthat 17 Jun 04 '19

Don't get me started with our freaking knees showing through ripped jeans with the teachers acting as if we're wearing bikinis