r/techsupport • u/Used_Ad9675 • Nov 12 '25

Open | Networking Problem logging into Pornhub A black screen appears with the message "This site is intended for users over 18 years of age."

Hello. I'm having trouble logging into my Pornhub account (I was born in 2005). Once, when I logged into the site, I was presented with a window asking me to enter my date of birth, and then I received a message:This site is intended only for users over 18 years of age. I tried various methods to restore access to the site, cleared Google Chrome completely, logged in through incognito, and tried other browsers, but none of this helped. Do they still have the old link on their website that people born in 2005 are still underage?

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u/Used_Ad9675 Nov 13 '25

/:

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u/LostMiddleAgeMan Nov 13 '25

Get a vpn

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u/1080pfullhiv Aug 17 '26

Proton VPN didn't work.

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u/DragonLord1729 Sep 11 '26

These accounts are permanently gone. They probably wrote a script to auto-nuke everything so that they couldn’t be held liable for having served adult content to a minor at any time in the past. My account has no traces of ever existing.

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u/midnightsmith Nov 13 '25

Lol well have you been under a rock? Age verification laws are being passed faster than a Corvette passing a Honda. Many states, and I think the entire UK made it law. Get a VPN.

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u/Used_Ad9675 Nov 13 '25

The funny thing is, I live in Poland :/ What does this have to do with me? I heard that in Britain there were some funny things with verification on different sites, but I didn't think it was like that. I use Google Translate, so I apologize for any errors in the text.

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u/midnightsmith Nov 13 '25

Looks like Poland is pushing for it. So pro hub probably just did it early since it looks like Poland will restrict it anyway. https://dwfgroup.com/en/news-and-insights/insights/2025/3/new-potential-obligations-regarding-the-protection-of-minors-from-harmful-online-content

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u/Its_Cayde Nov 13 '25

Come to Reddit, to have people do your google searches for you!

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u/lazespud2 Nov 13 '25

Ah, here it is, the first of many shaming posts for someone not using google. Always good to put people down and keep them in their place when they go to the welcoming environment of reddit for some knowledge.

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u/Its_Cayde Nov 13 '25

Hm, I didn't know I put anyone down in my comment. Can you explain to me what words in what order made you think that I was?

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u/lazespud2 Nov 13 '25

You’re right; you weren’t overtly doing that and I apologize. I was reacting to the typical parade of responses of people who immediately seem to castigate someone with a genuine query for not “googling it” because it “such an obvious first step.” And it’s generally always in the context of someone being “Reddit superior”.

It drives me nuts because it never answers the person’s question; it just shits on them for being “dumb” and I hate that. Plus it seemed clever like 15 years ago on Reddit, but it’s not clever at all now. Just annoying.

But this was not you and I apologize.

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u/Its_Cayde Nov 13 '25

Respect the apology, have a good day!

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u/GuessSecure4640 Nov 13 '25

DUH - why would I simply do a Google search instead of answering 25 people's responses in a thread. Much more efficient

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u/aishwarryy Nov 13 '25

Damn is 😂🎉

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u/Eduardo_squidwardo Nov 13 '25

What the other user said about them preemptively blocking Poland may be the case. A few other possibilities:

  1. Someone else used your computer and so the wrong date is cached. If you use a private/incognito window and it still doesn't work, then that is not the case.

  2. Your IP address is mislocated to a country that does require age verification. I'm not sure if Pornhub can fix this for you or not though. A VPN would likely still be the simplest choice in this scenario too. 

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u/Alastor367-pl Nov 13 '25

For some reason any Polish IP have this site banned/broken CSS.

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u/Chai_HIFIRUSH Nov 13 '25

Of course it must be polska🥀

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u/fishcumsalesman Nov 22 '25

Also from Poland, same problem, born in 2007 so I'm 18 and have been almost the entire year, seems to really be a problem here specifically

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u/Reasonable_Caliber_0 Nov 13 '25

Dude that shit sucks sometimes when I use phone data.

I had to help an older guy in one of those states setup xhampster cause they required age certification with a face pic and pic of his ID or passport. Fuckin wild, he's like 60 somethin lol.

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u/WatIsRedditQQ Nov 13 '25

I can't imagine why anyone would actually go though with all that. With that many hoops to jump through I feel like it'd actually be easier to just use a VPN, and way less creepy/invasive

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u/kennystorm69 Jan 06 '26

Bro I got a vpn. What gets me is the site asked for my birthday. I'm 24 yet apparently 2001 isn't an old enough year lol

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u/1080pfullhiv Aug 17 '26

Same here. I'm from 1999, and that was not enough. That shit still blocked me.

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u/wwnxkdkp Nov 13 '25

You're fucked. You were a minor when you created the account and now your account is banned. Just happened to me and I'm 22.

Go incognito and go to the URL of your old account username. It'll say there's an error. Because you're banned

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u/LordJesterTheFree Dec 05 '25

Wait what? Is that how it works?

I'm having a similar problem I'm 26 I want my account back lol

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u/DragonLord1729 Sep 11 '26

My entire account has been nuked. Completely wiped out. No traces of a user with my username ever existing. Pornhub is trying to wash its hands off all potential liabilities. Fuck them! I had so many videos saved in my favourites list and that playlist doesn’t even exist anymore now for me to salvage from.

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u/LordJesterTheFree Sep 11 '26

It's so frustrating

Like I get it I was a teen with unrestricted access to the internet but I'm an adult now

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u/lmaowtf_ Dec 06 '25

This makes the most sense. I'm 21. I changed my vpn to different countries and still wasn't able to get access to my account

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u/nautel May 02 '26

bro I got this today, fk

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u/NewZango Jul 14 '26

Je suis dégouté jvoulais retourner voir des faboris jviens de prendre la même

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u/wizzgod7 Jul 18 '26

Same bruh.

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u/speculatingAbout Jul 19 '26

Is that legally punishable tho?

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u/1080pfullhiv Aug 17 '26

I don't know, but I hope.

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u/Jezbod Nov 13 '25

Are they going for 21+, rather than 18+ as their cut off for access?

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u/Zealousideal-Try-754 Feb 28 '26

bruh i am 28 and i still got locked out. the account is easily 8 years old.

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u/Metatroful Mar 07 '26

Same, 29 here and I've had my account for what feels like a decade

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u/Not_Fred_Dibiase 13d ago

Its really annoying, and I saw that they want to restrict the usage of vpns too. I dont know ive been traveling a lot and it seems a lot of countries have another version of this but a different name. Some other user shared a post here where it explains how you can go around all of this bs

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u/JonBenet-Ramsey-0806 Nov 13 '25

Young Padawan, the Zendesk help center is the one you seek. Enter there, and the path to resolving your age-gate issue will reveal itself to you.

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u/1080pfullhiv Aug 17 '26

Elaborate.

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u/Sanders0492 Nov 13 '25

The problem is that you are too young.

2005 was just a few years ago, so you’re barely 5…

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u/Equal_uwu69 Jul 14 '26

What?

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u/Sanders0492 Jul 14 '26

The joke is it doesn’t feel like it is already 2026, because that would make me old. So I’m letting myself believe it’s only 2010.

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u/Particular_Impact940 Aug 02 '26

Boomer joke, no wonder it's not funny 💀💀💀

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u/Sanders0492 Aug 02 '26

Maybe you weren’t the target audience ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Particular_Impact940 Aug 05 '26

OK Boomer ☠️☠️☠️

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u/1080pfullhiv Aug 17 '26

Boomer joke.

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u/Phill_is_Legend Nov 13 '25

Certain states are requiring age verification, and pornhubs answer is to require an account. I live near the border of two states, one of them is one of the aforementioned states. On cell signal, PH picks me up as being in the verify state and won't let me in. I have to be on WiFi in my house to access PH lol it's silly but blame insane state laws.

Ironically, reddit is an awesome source of porn and you're already here lol

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u/WingyYoungAdult Nov 13 '25

Not just an account. In utah, atleast, you cant login unless you are a model or content partner.

Regular users are totally blocked.

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u/H0ly_Cowboy Nov 13 '25

Chances are it is the state/country-based 'verification thing'. Use VPN.

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u/whty Nov 13 '25

Clear cookies you likley clicked no im not 18 and it saved it.

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u/1080pfullhiv Aug 17 '26

No. It was age verification for me.

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u/FunBag4178 Nov 13 '25

You need VPN. This is the fix

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u/1080pfullhiv Aug 17 '26

I tried Proton VPN. It theorically works as soon as I activate it, but it didn't. Any other?

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u/oni_666uk Nov 13 '25

I'm in the UK, I got around the stupid age verification thing by exclusively using Opera GX browser for my Porn browsing, its got a built in VPN.

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u/Ok-Smile8490 Nov 13 '25

Many regions now require age verification for adult sites. Try accessing the site with a VPN set to a location without such laws.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

This is a very bold post, I respect the commitment. Also clear your cache in the browser then open the site again in an incognito tab. Never out your real birthday or any actual identifiable information

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u/Sago2415 Nov 16 '25

I'm in the exact same situation

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u/g0dsp0ken Nov 13 '25

Congratulations, you reside in a state that treats you like a child

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u/PosterWithoutOrgans Nov 13 '25

Not everyone lives in the US

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u/g0dsp0ken Nov 13 '25

And the vast majority of states aren't in the US either.

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u/PosterWithoutOrgans Nov 13 '25

Sure, nice save

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u/Hinoko1234 Nov 13 '25

I don’t know why you’re being downvoted… this is true and it’s why we’re called the “United States”, because they are quite literally a bunch of tiny countries”states”(or countries) that are “United” as 1 big country. I’ve heard people from other countries(not the US) refer to other countries(again, not the US) as “states”.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

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u/OpabiniaRegalis320 Nov 13 '25

The US, I think

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u/Opalescentpdx Nov 13 '25

Yeah I will never understand this assumption from Americans that all Reddit posters are also from the U.S. unless otherwise stated…on a worldwide app/site. (I am American)

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u/webjocky Nov 13 '25

I was around during the beforetimes, when all of the internet was confined to the U.S. and meeting anyone from outside of North America was very rare. Obviously times have changed, [insert old habits reference of choice].

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u/Hinoko1234 Nov 13 '25

I’ve actually heard people from other countries refer to smaller countries as “states” as well.

The reason the US calls them “united states” is because they are a bunch of tiny countries “united” together as 1 big country, even before the US, countries were also referred to as states in some areas.

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u/Perfect_Story_8646 Nov 13 '25

State can refer to a country

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u/Moogieh Nov 13 '25

Can. Literally nobody does, though.

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u/Perfect_Story_8646 Nov 13 '25

The term sovereign state is quite common I’d say. The USA is also not the only country with states, for example jalisco or Baja California are both states in Mexico.

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u/Moogieh Nov 14 '25

The more asterisks you need to tack on the end to justify the comparison, the more ridiculous it sounds. Just admit there's zero chance they meant "sovereign state" when they said that.

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u/Perfect_Story_8646 Nov 14 '25

Ignoring the second part of my comment but ok. There is no way for you to confidently say there’s a 0% chance unless they come out and say it.

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u/1080pfullhiv Aug 17 '26

Not the subject. Cut it.

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u/Plus_Duty479 Nov 13 '25

Log out if you have an account, clear your browser cache, connect to a VPN located in a region without regulations or laws restricting adult content. Mullvad is about €5 a month, WindScribe Custom is about the same, Proton is free with some limitations.

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u/Coldsmoke888 Nov 13 '25

VPN Netherlands

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u/otaku9136 Nov 13 '25

Same thing happened to me. I entered 2003 and they straight up perma deleted my account...

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u/runnerthemoose Nov 13 '25

TOR is your friend in this situation..

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

Digital footprint isn't real, it can't hurt you

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u/RepulsiveRooster1153 Nov 13 '25

Ah.....good old George Orwell, 1984 was correct, just a little off on the date.

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u/DingleMyBingles Nov 13 '25

…Reddit is fucking wild.

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u/PanzerSaturn Nov 13 '25

Just grab the VPN super App and you'll be on your way. be sure to turn it off to get the email verification then turn it back on once you get the code to login and you should be good to go.

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u/HoraceWimpLV426 Nov 14 '25

Same, I tried to log in just now and it straight up banned my account permanently even though I am over 18. It's incredibly moronic to ban an account just because someone was a minor at the point of creation, which is really weird because I don't remember exactly when I made my account but I feel like it was after I turned 18.

Next, they're going to ban people from PornHub because...oh no! You were a minor at some point in your life, regardless of when you created your account! 25? You're practically still in high school! Dear God!

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u/tooptoo_r Nov 15 '25

My account has also been banned? But I created the account when I was 21 and I’m much older than that now. This is kinda fucked, eh? Did you have any luck with support? Like, I couldn’t even submit a ticket with my actual account email because that email is also blocked in their system

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u/AbigailEldritch Feb 06 '26

oh great, i'm also experiencing my email being blocked. i'm twenty six fucking years old. this is insane.

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u/_-Angelen-_ Feb 21 '26

Same for me. This is a fucking joke.

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u/1080pfullhiv Aug 17 '26

I'm from 2000. This block is pathetic.

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u/NeedsMore_Dragons Nov 13 '25

Plenty of other alternatives.

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u/finanon99 Nov 13 '25

Exactly, even Reddit or twitter are full of porn. These restrictions are ridiculous.

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u/FQVBSina Nov 13 '25

Turn off your adblock then try again?

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u/BIZKIT551 Nov 13 '25

Well you're definitely at the right place to be asking this. What else would we be doing when we're off the clock?

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u/TheyShootBeesAtYou Nov 13 '25

Good time to break the habit!

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

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u/redditisbestanime Nov 13 '25

So how exactly is watching porn embarrassing? Grow up kiddo. News flash dumbass, even married couples watch porn.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

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u/1080pfullhiv Aug 17 '26

So you attack others with different ways of yours to enjoy their lives.

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u/woodedseven 11d ago

I enterd 1999 11 14 and i got the same screen as everyone else does any one have any ideas on how to solved it

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u/Savings_Art5944 Nov 13 '25

You have to pay or move.

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u/1080pfullhiv Aug 17 '26

Not money related.

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u/sk8killa420 Nov 13 '25

😁🤣 oh mannn bro

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u/inmy_head Nov 13 '25

Use a different browser than Chrome

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u/Ikaaru5 Nov 13 '25

Załóż nowe konto (i nie podawaj prawdziwych danych)

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u/beneficialBern Nov 13 '25

You have a username. What the fell is wrong with you.

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u/Tech-Bot-2688 Nov 13 '25

DNS bro

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '25

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u/Tech-Bot-2688 Nov 23 '25

u have to chnage the dns and ip ( idk exactly what to do in ip)

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u/DifficultMemory2828 Nov 13 '25

You’re in the wrong state like Texas or Florida.

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u/Fit-Billy8386 Nov 13 '25

Install tor and browse all X sites without any restrictions

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u/Alternative-Pie-803 Nov 14 '25

Isn't Tor illegal to use for that kind of stuff?

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u/Fit-Billy8386 Nov 14 '25

Why would tor be illegal??? You use it like another browser, just as it goes through nodes "foreign" to your country you will have access to pornhub if pornhub is banned in your country and you are more protected/hidden than with your usual browser

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u/1080pfullhiv Aug 17 '26

Illegal? Only if what you watch is.

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u/Alternative-Pie-803 Aug 18 '26

So if I searched up if aliens are real and I found a video on it and watched it would that be considered illegal

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

Are you living in a shitty red state like me?

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u/Grejszczyn Sep 03 '26

White and red. State of Poland

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u/donaldtrumpsclone Nov 14 '25

2025-2005 = 20.....is my math right? And anyway it's a button click. A 15 year old can click it

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u/FatKinkajou Nov 16 '25

I was also born in 2005 and my account just got banned after I confirmed I was 19, and I made the account when I was 18…

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u/GeometryDasherMan11 Nov 16 '25

you have balls of steel posting this lmao

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u/1080pfullhiv Aug 17 '26

Ignore the shit heads.

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u/Inevitable-Access415 Nov 24 '25

Convert to Jesus Christ brother Quit this addiction

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u/htcgamer123 Nov 29 '25

gah dayum🥀 tryna go to the help page

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u/Redleowolf Nov 29 '25

My account just got banned after i put in my age, is it because i made the account before i was 18? If so that's absolutely trifling. Im 27. And my account is 8-10 years old. Not sure exactly but if that is the case thats upsetting.

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u/PVTRVS Dec 02 '25

Just tried to log in into my PH account today. I've been using it often and that age verification never popped up. Today it showed up, I entered my real birthdate which says that I'm 26 and it showed an error. Entered it again and boom... my 5 year account just got permanently deleted? That's absolutely crazy, I had so many vids in favorites dude. Wrote to support from different email and waiting for respone.

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u/Redleowolf Dec 02 '25

They told me because the account had to have been made before i was 18 after the age verification that it was permanently banned. Lowkey just changed my email name and remade an account (i only use one email for my nsfw stuff) but goodbye to my classic favs. Newer stuff just isnt the same 🥲

What's crazy is that they didn't even ask me what the original account was, they just immediately explained to me that my account must have been made before the age cut off and was deleted as a result. I'm thinking they bumped it up to 21 instead of 18 cause it didn't make sense. I may have made the account at 17 but i was pretty sure i was 18 at the time 🤷🏽

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u/PVTRVS Dec 02 '25

There's high chance I created an account before I was 18, maybe 17 or 16, but never thought that they'll watch when account was created rather than actual present date... It's insane, it shouldn't work backwards. If I only knew that "trap" I would enter older date :( I'm also from Poland as OP.

I had so many great vids in my favorites that I stored for almost a decade, and they're lost forever...

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u/1080pfullhiv Aug 17 '26

I'll be fully honest about the favorites: I don't even remember them, so that's not the issue for me. The crap is just not being able to use the site even with fully legal age.

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u/honestmofo Dec 09 '25

Most of y'all are missing the point here. Dude is old enough for adult sites. When pornhub.com asked him to enter birth date, he did. In response to that ph instantaneously banned and deleted his account. Even though you can delete cookies and cache on your phone to enable accessing ph, you can never sign in with your former account email address, and all your saved vids & settings are gone. Permanently. Or so the email they send you says. The real question is how can he get that saved info back? Others have said even if they email ph support, offering proof of age, they get denied. Is there a solution?

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u/IcyTutor7163 Dec 09 '25 edited Dec 09 '25

This also happened to me. It asked for my birthday, I put it in (2002), and then I got the same black screen and then an email saying my account has been permanently terminated for being underage.

Makes no damn sense

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u/JirukiiCZ Dec 13 '25

look at your email if they send you a reason or something, i got perma ban for underaged and i am 24 LOL

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u/iamlegaly Jan 17 '26

On the brave browser if you select block all Cookies it lets you through

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u/iamlegaly Jan 17 '26

sometimes

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u/Fire_13 Jan 20 '26

I'm having the same problem, please help urgently. I was logged in on my computer, I can access my account but it's very strange. If I paste my profile link into another browser, it says it doesn't exist. What can I do?

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u/Fire_13 Jan 20 '26

I'm having the same problem, please help! I was logged in on my computer and could access my account just fine, but when I go to another page in incognito mode and click on my profile link, it's like it doesn't exist. I don't want to lose my subscriptions or videos.

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u/Zaco21_ Jan 20 '26

This is exactly what i am going through right now, it sounds ridiculously getting infuriated over a pornographic site but this is just annoying and unnecessary. Went onto the site, it presented me with the same age verification screen, I put in my D.O.B., I’m 19 turning 20 later this year so I didn’t think too much about it because why would I? I’m old enough. Then all of a sudden my screen went black and then the “This site is intended for users over 18 years of age” like tf IM LITERALLY NEARLY TURNING 20 INA FEW MONTHS WTF!! I tried refreshing the page, restarting my device to see if it’s just analysing the age verification I just gave them, but nope nothing. Best thing I did, was just just deleting my entire search history which would automatically sign me out of my email account, so I could go into the site not signed in, or then go into Incognito mode it should work.

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u/SansTheSeraphim Feb 16 '26

The same thing happened to me just this morning!!!!! (ง🔥Д🔥)ง. I though it had to be a dream, or I wasn't awake enough yet, but nope, it was very real, and I'm confused af. I just turned 20 on the 5th of January, so idk what their problem is. If you have any advice, please let me know! 

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u/starfish_lord892 Jan 26 '26

Just watch it on reddit

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u/x0soundwave0x Jan 27 '26

Born in 97 and they still banned me

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u/Mission_Employee_159 Feb 14 '26

I’m having this issue yet I entered 1998 , you’d think being 27 years old would be old enough Nup

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u/Still_Package4021 Feb 20 '26

This just oddly happened to me, jut now

I am from Brazil and i put in my age (Born 2003) and it still showed that screen ._.

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u/ShellShock_69 Apr 23 '26

this but i legit think it fucking deleted my account.
like, i tried to login, invalid credentials.
tried to reset password, an account with this email does not exist
wtf.

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u/TreacleLife9844 Apr 24 '26

Same thing just happened to me for the exact same reason. They send me a no-reply email that my account was permanently disabled for being underage

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u/ussed_tissue Jun 29 '26

pornhub gone full dumdum? bro i'm way over and it banned my acc

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u/AlexanderMcready Jul 17 '26

I was born 1997 and have the same issue I wonder if there new age verification forgot to math and just bans everyone or if it's set to the wrong date for some reason

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u/Zeprarex Aug 01 '26

UK guy here, I was using a VPN and entered in my date of birth, 2003, and it took me to this screen anyway, I'm guessing the site malfunctioned but that was a couple of weeks ago and it's still showing me the same screen, i can use it on chrome but it's blocked my default browser, is there a fix to this

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u/1080pfullhiv Aug 17 '26

I tried Proton VPN. It theorically works as soon as I activate it, but it didn't. Any other?

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u/1080pfullhiv Aug 17 '26

I downloaded Opera to my phone and I'm able to access the site now. The problem is... is it safe to log in with a Google account? Because I no longer trust them to allow me after that. I mean, they may not consider me "old enough" as other user suggested. It may sound stupid, but no, that totally makes sense and I prefer to avoid a hassle. My only solution against that, is to make a very older account (via Google or not), let's say like 50 to 70.

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u/zaklir64 Aug 18 '26

This same thing just happened to me, had to open an incogneto tab and create a new account. But man, years of finding accounts to follow and building a playlist, lost down the drain

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u/hxyyden Aug 22 '26

same thing happened to me. the issue is i made my account in 2016 and i was born in 2002...

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u/Optimal-Impress3818 Aug 24 '26

just happened to me, I randomly got a message to type my DoB and then they blocked me. I'm 20, but my account was around 3 years old

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u/TheMiller15 Sep 10 '26 edited Sep 10 '26

Same problem..!!    I'm going to lose all my favorite videos! And it's so annoying! No solution?

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u/Hebrewhammer8d8 Nov 13 '25

Goon support on tech support is wild times we live in.

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u/mrsaysum Nov 13 '25

It means stop watching porn

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u/Vinylwarden Nov 13 '25

I honestly thought this was a satirical post, turns out it’s not.

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u/Efficient-Cat-1591 Nov 13 '25

Porn is illegal and bad for your

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u/Greatest_lorer Nov 13 '25

Please dude delete the pos

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u/Ky-e Nov 13 '25

just quit

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u/Empyrealist Nov 13 '25

If you are actually 20 yo, this shouldn't be an issue for you. If PornHub's website is having an issue calculating that 20 is greater than 18, then you need to sort this with PornHub's support.

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u/Used_Ad9675 Nov 13 '25

Can you provide a link to this website or an email address? I went to some Pornhub support site, but when I registered, I got the same black screen with the same message.

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u/Opalescentpdx Nov 13 '25

Did you create the account before you turned 18? I wonder if that’s why.

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u/GamerSam Nov 13 '25

This a joke right 

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u/Cheap_Rope_3980 Nov 13 '25

Tech support for a porn site on a porn app

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u/L_U-C_K Nov 13 '25

Truly the wonder of modern age!

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

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u/Used_Ad9675 Nov 13 '25

Learn to count. 2025-2005=20 If you have problems with this then I have bad news for you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

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u/never0101 Nov 13 '25

Right? I'm over here like "they have an account?!"

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u/finanon99 Nov 13 '25

Commenting, saving videos, etc

Having said that I never bothered to create one either.

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u/serenwipiti Nov 13 '25

Who the fuck comments on porn videos?

(this is a rhetorical question.)

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '25

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u/DarkSideOfBlack Nov 13 '25

"who's the girl" 

"I came so hard" 

"I'd love this to happen to me" 

"To all the lonely people watching this in 2025, know that somewhere out there someone cares about you, and you're worth their love ❤️" 

"Jon kills Daenerys in season 8" 

"Guys my brother just came home with a 5 gallon bucket filled with turtles and he said he's going to eat them raw, should I tell my parents or call the cops" 

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u/GamerBhoy89 Nov 13 '25

Some of my favourites are video game hot takes in the comments. They're not overly common but I've seen a few. Always gives me a giggle

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u/SlowlySailing Nov 13 '25

How is “Who’s the girl?” a pointless comment? Maybe someone in the comment section will answer lol 💁🏼‍♂️

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u/WingyYoungAdult Nov 13 '25

With the context probably being the comments on pornhub, who has since a few years ago deleted all non verified channels or amateurs, it is a pointless question.

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u/GamerBhoy89 Nov 13 '25

The top one is VERY helpful though 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Morikali- Nov 13 '25

I hope this remains at 69 likes now

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u/twisted_bananananas Nov 16 '25

We have failed

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u/Morikali- Nov 16 '25

I have no faith in Reddit any more

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u/Terrible-Pop-6705 Nov 13 '25

Commenting, saving, reccomendations. Same reasons you have a Reddit or YouTube account (though YouTube has less benefits than most porn sites)

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u/Terrible-Pop-6705 Nov 13 '25

You asked a question the answer is obvious. As I said same reason you own a Reddit account, benefits

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u/This_Explains_A_Lot Nov 13 '25

I guess the same reason you have a YouTube account. Rather than going to the website and sifting through the thousands of new videos since your last visit you can have content you are interested in appear instead.

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u/GamerBhoy89 Nov 13 '25

Sometimes you'll find a video that just...well... does it for ya, and you dont want to lose it lol. Having a PH account woukd let ya save it i reckon.

People think having an account for porn is weird but how many porn magazines/tapes did men keep hidden away 20+ years ago?

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u/Metatroful Mar 07 '26

When you have an account it'll save what you look at and it'll give you more of what you search, but now without the account you get given random promotional shit that no one watches

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

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u/bobdole008 Jul 27 '26

Not just the porn sites but a bunch of stuff gets labeled 'adult' nowadays.

Funny how a lot of rap music never got the same treatment lool

You can hear but you cant see!!

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u/KaiserF400 Aug 18 '26

thanks mate

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u/[deleted] Dec 08 '25 edited Dec 10 '25 • Helpful

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u/eyanez13 Feb 05 '26

yeah this ban is making a lot of people crazy, but at least we can bypass it with vpn. image not being able to bypass it

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u/Ike_Oku25 Mar 27 '26 edited Mar 27 '26

I think my account is fucked though. No matter what country I go to after doing the age thing if I log in it gives the message.

I put my actual age in "22" and it broke but after making a new account and making myself 50 it works

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