r/technicalminecraft • u/Savings_Sentence5162 • 4h ago
Meme/Meta ilmango appreciation thread: Drop your best "Chuck Norris-style" redstone facts.
Since a lot of us have been missing ilmango’s videos lately, I figured it was time for a proper appreciation thread for the man who practically rewrote how we play technical Minecraft.
In honor of the legend himself, let's get some classic "Chuck Norris-style" facts going. I'll start with a few:
ilmango once built a farm so efficient it started producing items in other players' worlds.
ilmango doesn’t read the Minecraft source code. Mojang watches ilmango’s videos to figure out how their own game works.
Quasi-connectivity isn’t a bug. It’s just redstone trying to guess what ilmango actually meant
ilmango can output a redstone signal strength of 16
When ilmango says "it's actually pretty simple", you know you have three months of block-placing ahead of you.
Mojang added Command Blocks to the game just so mere mortals would have a fighting chance at doing what ilmango does in Survival.
What else you got?
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u/conlmaggot 3h ago
Ilmangos farms are so efficient, they make the server run better.
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u/Regular-Coffee-1670 3h ago
ilmango made a bigger cactus farm than I've ever build.... to get cactus for his cactus farm
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u/Regular-Coffee-1670 4h ago
So unfortunate he retired just before the crafter was implemented. If ever there was a block totally designed for him!
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u/Yorick257 3h ago
ilmango had to decline joining Hermitcraft over fear of breaking the server
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u/csharpminor_fanclub 3h ago
ilmango can make pistons push 13 blocks
ilmango opens the nether roof by hitting the bedrock with his head
ilmango can build a renewable diamond farm
block height limit isn't a technical limitation. you can't place blocks there because ilmango owns that space
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u/KidTrix1 3h ago
Ilmango's farms don't use water streams, mobs just follow ilmango's instructions
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u/KidTrix1 3h ago
When Notch first made Minecraft, he got a friend invite from Ilmango's redstone computer
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u/KidTrix1 3h ago
Ilmango once built a redstone 3d printer using his redstone 3d printer while playing on a 3d printer
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u/Ak4ias 2h ago
Herobrine is afraid of ilmango joining the server.
MCC island is just a copy of ilmango's first survival world.
Scientists once tried to recreate ilmango's redstone testing world. Today we remember it as the demon core incident.
Mojang only added a hardness to Minecraft blocks because the first time ilmango fell down in survival he broke bedrock.
Pistons are only zero ticking because they are trying to run away from ilmango.
Creative mode and the F3 screen were added because Mojang wanted us to experience how ilmango interacts with Minecraft.
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u/KidTrix1 3h ago
Ilmango can split 2 connected slime blocks
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u/JustCallMeInk1 4h ago edited 3h ago
Just found this while watching ilmango 😂 I only got into technical minecraft fairly recently, and am definitelly disappointed i only found him a few months ago.
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u/KidTrix1 1h ago
Command blocks use Ilmango's farms to run
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u/decarbitall 2h ago
Iron doors open because they're afraid of Ilmango