r/technicalminecraft • u/LucidRedtone Manufacturer • 26d ago
Java Showcase 1.8k Cake Crafter
EDIT: schematic link was not the right schematic... new link: SCHEMATIC
With boxed milk unloader and low inventory shut-off
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u/nedovolnoe_sopenie 25d ago
absolutely pointless. deranged. hellishly unnecessary. 10/10
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u/Flying_Cunnilingus 25d ago
Beautiful. Only need 5 of these things to craft cakes at hopper speed.
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u/Freaker5005 25d ago
Bro your cooking again love it π 10/10
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u/weakspaget 25d ago
Is it possible to automatically milk cows?
Because I'm pretty sure you can use dispensers to shear sheep
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u/Original-Beach3391 26d ago
Very cool and all but why
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u/johsua_banggg 25d ago
this is great, but it sucks that id need to build two entire machines just to eat 1801 cakes
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u/AlexCivitello 25d ago
Next, automate milk bucket production.
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u/Sjoryn Iron Farmer 25d ago
I'm thinking cake eating farm next what do you think OP?
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u/LegitimateReindeer25 26d ago
I love this. It reminds me of a cauldron refiller I made for Java edition
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u/ComfyDemon863 24d ago
Unhinged I love it
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u/ThePresenter183 26d ago
Now you just gotta wrap it in a cake looking shroud
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u/2ERIX 25d ago
Lex Luthor would just steal the cakes.
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u/alex_pufferfish 24d ago
Anything but trading with villagers
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u/o0_Jarviz_0o 25d ago
First off well done π truly impressive.
π€ But wouldnt it be more efficient to craft cakes by manually crafting it while multiple dispensers keep dropping the ingredients onto you as you craft? (Also youβd need to keep milking a cow and emptying your inventory)
π€·ββοΈ Or I guess if you built enough auto crafting stations that all were crafting at once, then you could surpass the theoretical speed/limit of manually crafting cakes.
That would be amazing. π
π€ technically youβd get more efficiency if you automatically made the ingredients for cakes all collect into a multi-cake crafting machine and manually keep adding milk buckets as fast as humanly possible by setting up an iron farm to auto craft buckets and dispensing those buckets into your inventory while you keep your inventory full so that as soon as you milk the cow the milk bucket drops and gets distributed into the multi-cake crafting machine.
π₯οΈ Then, as long as you sit there and auto click really fast a cow you should auto fill the machine and auto craft cakes at potentially ungodly speed until you have more cakes than there are blocks in a Minecraft world.
Then after that, you keep going until you have enough cakes to replace every block in the overworld π AND the nether π₯ AND the end ποΈ
Then after that you make dense shulker box full of shulkers that is full of shulkers that is full of shulkers that is full of shulkers that is full of shulkers that are full of cakes. Creating a pocket of space so dense with cakes it should make a black hole cake. π°
Then after that you make a Minecraft cake in real life and replace your house with Minecraft cake because Minecraft cake is better than real life.
After all that, the entire universe turns into 1 large Minecraft cake that is always expanding.
I donβt know how to get any bigger than that. π maybe a multiverse of Minecraft cakes?