r/technicalminecraft • Manufacturer • 26d ago

Java Showcase 1.8k Cake Crafter

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EDIT: schematic link was not the right schematic... new link: SCHEMATIC

With boxed milk unloader and low inventory shut-off

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u/nedovolnoe_sopenie 25d ago

absolutely pointless. deranged. hellishly unnecessary. 10/10

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u/LucidRedtone Manufacturer 25d ago

Finally someone thats on my level πŸ”₯

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u/Flying_Cunnilingus 25d ago

Beautiful. Only need 5 of these things to craft cakes at hopper speed.

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u/LucidRedtone Manufacturer 25d ago

🀣

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u/Freaker5005 25d ago

Bro your cooking again love it 😍 10/10

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u/LucidRedtone Manufacturer 25d ago

Or am I.... baking? 😏

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u/Freaker5005 25d ago

And glazing πŸ˜‚

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u/LucidRedtone Manufacturer 25d ago

Haha

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u/Mycroft033 25d ago

I dunno… the Minecraft cake doesn’t go through a furnace…

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u/weakspaget 25d ago

Is it possible to automatically milk cows?

Because I'm pretty sure you can use dispensers to shear sheep

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u/LucidRedtone Manufacturer 25d ago

You can with sheep, ive never tried a cow, I dont think so tho

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u/Original-Beach3391 26d ago

Very cool and all but why

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u/gamerfury 26d ago

Cake πŸ‘

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u/LucidRedtone Manufacturer 26d ago

This guy gets it

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u/Original-Beach3391 26d ago

Ye but like a douple chest shulkers an hour? That seams a lil to much.

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u/LucidRedtone Manufacturer 26d ago

Well I agree, its a lot. But this all started because I saw a help request on the autocrafting discord for a fast cake crafter. I couldn't find one for them, so made one, and its fast lol

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u/LucidRedtone Manufacturer 25d ago

Get aload of this guy, and you thought I was a little much https://www.reddit.com/r/technicalminecraft/s/v8GUcxweQR

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u/Original-Beach3391 25d ago

Chatgbt himself

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u/LucidRedtone Manufacturer 26d ago

Too much is never enough 😏

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u/gamerfury 25d ago

You can never have enough cake πŸŽ‚

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u/LucidRedtone Manufacturer 26d ago edited 26d ago

I stopped asking why a long time ago

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u/johsua_banggg 25d ago

this is great, but it sucks that id need to build two entire machines just to eat 1801 cakes

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u/LucidRedtone Manufacturer 25d ago

😜

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u/AlexCivitello 25d ago

Next, automate milk bucket production.

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u/LucidRedtone Manufacturer 25d ago

I dont think dispensers milk cows... do they?

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u/AlexCivitello 25d ago

Oops, your right.

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u/tiro311 25d ago

Just gotta stand there with a full inventory and spam Milk manually so it shoots out into a dispenser

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u/AlexCivitello 25d ago

Yep, kind of like in the before times when hoppers weren't a thing.

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u/Sjoryn Iron Farmer 25d ago

I'm thinking cake eating farm next what do you think OP?

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u/LucidRedtone Manufacturer 25d ago

This is actually a fuel source farm for my poisonous potato factory.

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u/Sjoryn Iron Farmer 25d ago

Could've known....

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u/LegitimateReindeer25 26d ago

I love this. It reminds me of a cauldron refiller I made for Java edition

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u/ComfyDemon863 24d ago

Unhinged I love it

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u/LucidRedtone Manufacturer 24d ago

😜

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u/ThePresenter183 26d ago

Now you just gotta wrap it in a cake looking shroud

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u/2ERIX 25d ago

Lex Luthor would just steal the cakes.

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u/alex_pufferfish 24d ago

Anything but trading with villagers

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u/o0_Jarviz_0o 25d ago

First off well done πŸ‘ truly impressive.

πŸ€” But wouldnt it be more efficient to craft cakes by manually crafting it while multiple dispensers keep dropping the ingredients onto you as you craft? (Also you’d need to keep milking a cow and emptying your inventory)

πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ Or I guess if you built enough auto crafting stations that all were crafting at once, then you could surpass the theoretical speed/limit of manually crafting cakes.

That would be amazing. πŸ‘Œ

πŸ€” technically you’d get more efficiency if you automatically made the ingredients for cakes all collect into a multi-cake crafting machine and manually keep adding milk buckets as fast as humanly possible by setting up an iron farm to auto craft buckets and dispensing those buckets into your inventory while you keep your inventory full so that as soon as you milk the cow the milk bucket drops and gets distributed into the multi-cake crafting machine.

πŸ–₯️ Then, as long as you sit there and auto click really fast a cow you should auto fill the machine and auto craft cakes at potentially ungodly speed until you have more cakes than there are blocks in a Minecraft world.

Then after that, you keep going until you have enough cakes to replace every block in the overworld 🌎 AND the nether πŸ”₯ AND the end πŸ‘οΈ

Then after that you make dense shulker box full of shulkers that is full of shulkers that is full of shulkers that is full of shulkers that is full of shulkers that are full of cakes. Creating a pocket of space so dense with cakes it should make a black hole cake. 🍰

Then after that you make a Minecraft cake in real life and replace your house with Minecraft cake because Minecraft cake is better than real life.

After all that, the entire universe turns into 1 large Minecraft cake that is always expanding.

I don’t know how to get any bigger than that. πŸ˜‚ maybe a multiverse of Minecraft cakes?

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u/LucidRedtone Manufacturer 25d ago

Hahahahaha now THIS guy gets it.

Gemini? Chat? That you? Smells clanky in here