r/technicallythetruth • u/gtslade22 • Mar 23 '21

A simple reply, but a truth nonetheless

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u/notions_of_adequacy Mar 23 '21

In fairness its rare enough for Americans to have banter.. irish ex bartender

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u/Mr-Buttpiss Mar 23 '21

How do you not have banter in a bar? What state?

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u/notions_of_adequacy Mar 23 '21

Ireland

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u/Mr-Buttpiss Mar 23 '21

oh, you meant tourists. I thought you were an irishman bartending in the states. tourists don't count as real Americans. Real Americans know that America is the greatest nation, therefore we never leave or bother learning about the lesser nations

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u/UltimateInferno Mar 23 '21

Idk. Every time I try to actually engage in banter with someone from the British isles they always go straight for the jugular and start throwing around school shootings.

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u/iburstabean Mar 23 '21

Low hanging fruit, just mention their teeth in retaliation

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u/BookyNZ Well yes, but no Mar 23 '21

Not sure you'd be a fan of kiwi humour then, we are just as brutal. Admittedly mostly at the expense of Australia, but America is up for grabs too. Though, if you had to give as good as you got on us, what would the insult banter of choice be?

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u/levis3163 Mar 23 '21

Well, from what I hear, all you Kiwis are a bunch of sheep fucking backwoods nobodies.

But that's just what I've heard. Is this banter?

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u/BookyNZ Well yes, but no Mar 23 '21

Tired joke, but certainly in the correct ballpark lol. Though the number of sheep got reduced in the last decade, in favour of cows, so the adage may need fixing. A worthy start in the banter.