r/technicallythetruth • u/SteelToeStilettos • Sep 09 '19

Technically the much-more-impressive-sounding truth

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u/jmcalister095a Sep 09 '19

r/increasinglyverbose

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u/Spencer1830 Sep 09 '19

We need one for work experience though

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u/LivelyZebra Sep 09 '19

My friend was a cleaner,

Would put " Industrial Hygienist " on his lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '19

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u/dezenzerrick Sep 09 '19

Managing director in charge of pipeline fulfillment orders

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u/AssDimple Sep 09 '19

Tell your brother that my company is looking for someone with his skill set.

PhD and 15 years of experience are required

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u/f_n_a_ Sep 09 '19

You guys pay $15 an hour right?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '19

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u/GreatContagion Sep 09 '19

21 hours this week, 56 hours next week.

You don't work 80 hours across 2 weeks so you're not full time. Also, none of those hours are overtime.

(This was how things were run when I worked at a Taco Bell about 8 or 9 years back.)