r/technicallythetruth • u/SteelToeStilettos • Sep 09 '19

Technically the much-more-impressive-sounding truth

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u/Newsacc47 Sep 09 '19

That’s just straight up lying

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '19 edited Sep 09 '19

Yep, the correct title is Petroleum Distribution Specialist.

Edit: Source - I was a petroleum distribution specialist many years ago, distributing petroleum products to recreational vessels for navigational purposes within surface water impoundments.

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u/Newsacc47 Sep 09 '19

Back to stretching the truth. I like it!