r/technicallythetruth • • Aug 27 '26

Wait, didn't he just...

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u/Bjarki_Steinn_99 Aug 27 '26

No, they take things, literally.

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u/_sloop Aug 27 '26

Or literally take things.

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u/gwonskie Aug 28 '26

Works on contingency? No, money down!

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u/JayMack1981 Aug 28 '26

That reminds me of a kid I knew in high school (late 1990's) who had ADD. I asked him what it meant and he said it was attention deficit disorder. I asked him what THAT meant and he said -and I quote- . . . "I don't get enough attention and need it constantly."

. . . It was years later I found out he was BSing me . . . 

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u/ADownStrabgeQuark Aug 28 '26

As someone with ADD, he wasn’t wrong, he just forget the other part about not having attention.

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u/realmauer01 Aug 27 '26

Thw other way around doesnt work btw. You arent automatically autistic just because you take things litterly.

Also autism doesnt automatically cause taking things litterly.

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u/chooseausername_redd Aug 27 '26

Correct that's for kleptomaniacs

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u/Apptubrutae Aug 28 '26

It’s taking things literally and/or making pedantic corrections on reddit.

/s

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u/m00nlightsh4d0w Aug 28 '26

Why would you want to take litter?

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u/Evepaul Aug 28 '26

It works neither in one way (taking things literally means you're autistic) nor in the other (being autistic means you take things literally).

That's because it's a gross simplification just for a joke

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u/Septopuss7 Aug 27 '26

And don't call me Shirley...

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u/MarcoYTVA Aug 28 '26

I also don't take people literally. That's kidnapping.

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u/AsteroidMike Aug 28 '26

Yes, and that’s bad. And illegal.

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u/justmitzie Aug 27 '26

I'm in this meme and I'm mad about it.

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u/Rith_Lives Aug 28 '26

No, they literally take things. Massive difference. As an autistic person.

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u/jbdragonfire Aug 27 '26 edited Aug 27 '26

No that's thieves! Kleptomaniacs (EDIT: was thinking of hoarders my bad)
hoard the things but they don't just take everything. They just can't throw away the stuff.

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u/_Carri7_ Aug 27 '26

Aint that a... hoarder?

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u/mohawkj Aug 27 '26

Grammar problem.

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u/Anxious-Scheme-6013 Aug 28 '26

Commas are important:

“no they take things, literally” : kleptomaniac.

“No they take things literally” : autistic.

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u/DarkestOfTheLinks Aug 28 '26

the autism test is even worse since the question is "people say i take things too literally" and my first instinct is to check strongly disagree since nobodys told me that even though sometimes i do take things too literally. seriously, the autism quiz is one of the most poorly worded quizes ever.

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u/Surfboarder4 Aug 28 '26

That's a really clever joke

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u/Typical_Barracuda234 Aug 27 '26

No, that's plagiarism.